| Last Rides and Mother Hens |
| The UnderTaker strode through the arena briskly, a menacing look on his face, it would have been quite a fearsome sight if Jeffie wasn't bouncing around after him. "Where we going??" bounced Jeffie "Meet my brother" Jeffie's eyes bugged out "Kane?" "I haven't got any other brothers" replied the UnderTaker Jeffie nodded "OK..Kane". He was calm. He was cool. They went into the locker room and sat down and waiting for Kane to arrive. UnderTaker sat back in silence chewing his tobacco. Jeff sat down next to him, a few seconds later he started tapping his foot. He was bored. He looked around the room to see if they was anything he could do. He finally laid eyes on The UnderTaker, a large grin spread across his face "What?" asked the UnderTaker from behind his dark glasses "Nothing!" cried Jeffie immediately, he rose up on his knees next to UnderTaker "What are you doing?" "Nothing" cried Jeffie and he held his hands up in innocence. UnderTaker remained silent and nodded. Jeffie took Taker's bandana off, and started playing with Taker's hair. Taker eyed Jeff through his sunglasses. Jeff was humming to himself, braiding Undertakers hair. The door opened quietly, Kane stood and looked at the sight before him. There was his brother...."the American Badass"...allowing Jeffie to braid his hair...anyone else would be on the floor recovering from a Last Ride by now. "Taker" he greeted. Jeff yelped slightly and sat down, letting Undertakers hair go "Hello Jeff" greeted Kane as Take moved his hair out of his eyes. Jeff looked up at the large man in fear "uhhh...hi" "Kane" greeted Taker "This is Jeffie" Kane rolled his eyes "I know who he is" said Kane sitting down. He still couldn't believe that Taker was dating Jeff Hardy of all people. Jeff was starting to get bored again. he started tapping his foot "What's wrong with him?"asked Kane. UnderTaker looked over at Jeff for a moment "He's bored" he announced. Suddenly Edge arrived at the door. "Kane?? Is Jeffie here??" he asked panting "Yes. Why?" Kane asked Edge looked round the door and saw Jeff playing with Undertaker's hair again "Jeffie!" Jeff smiled happily "Edge!" he greeted "Quick Jeffie.....I've found out where they keep the Skittles for the vending machines...the door is unlocked...there's boxes FULL of them" Jeff's eyes widened in excitement, he leapt up and ran out of the room with Edge. Kane watched them leave, he turned to his brother "What the hell was that about?" UnderTaker shrugged lightly "I dunno, Jeff has a thing about Skittles...not sure what" "hmmmm..OK" nodded Kane...he didn't want to know "Anyway Taker....why Jeff?" Taker regarded Kane "Pardon?" "Jeff? Why him?...you remember the beach right??" Undertaker smiled at the memory, "Yeah, I got you to throw him across the beach" he chuckled aslightly "good shot, by the way, he landed on Steve and Hunter" "Yeah, but tht still doesn't answer my question does it?" "True, but then again Kane, I could ask you about your choice of partner...couldn't I?" "Leave Spike out of this" sulked Kane :::::::::: "Really?" asked Jeff "Yeah" Edge nodded, he took Jeffie's arm and led him to the door. Edge stopped outside the door, and looked both ways to see if anyone was looking. He tried to casually open the door, but his excitment got the better off him and he crashed through the door. Jeffie was in awe. "Wow...I've never seen so many Skittles" he wandered into the store room gazing at the boxes "Shall we?" asked Edge, indicating a box of Skittles. Jeff grinned "Yeah!" He jumped at the box of Skittles and proceeded to assist Edge in eating them. **Ten boxes later** Edge groaned "Jeffie" he whispered "Yeah?" Jeff groaned back "I think we've done it again" "Uh huh" agreed Jeff "Yeah...we've eaten too may Skittles...my tummy hurts" complained Edge from underneath the pile of Skittle packets. Jeff crawled over to Edge "I didn't make it last time...I can hardly move this time" He whined. Edge rolled his head to one side "Jeffie...I think I'm gonna die" "No way....I'm gonna die" "I am...I thought of it first!" cried Edge "Yeah..well...I'm still gonna die" wheezed Jeff, collapsed on top of Edge, knocking the wind out of him. "Jeeeeffieee" whined Edge "you're heavy" he tried to move his arms to push Jeff off but found he couldn't move them. The two men lay there in the darkeness wondering what might become of them. ::::::::::::::::::::: A few hours later Undetaker finally found them. He opened the door of the store and saw a pile of Skittles packets and bodies. Kane turned to him "You know Taker...if the Skittles packets weren't there...that could look reeeeeal suspicious" Undertaker eyed his brother for a second, and stepped into the room "You know....I dunno what they find so great about Skittles" said Taker as he lifted Jeff over his shoulder "Pick Edge up will you" he told Kane. Kane shook his head in disbelief, and bent over and slung Edge over his shoulder. The two men walked down the corridor, taking Edge and Jeff to the car "Kane!" came a voice Kane stopped in his tracks, he knew that voice too well "What are you doing with Edge over your shoulder like that??" "Hey Spike" greeted Kane "Edge ate too many Skittles, we're taking him and Jeffie home" Spike looked up suspiciously at Kane "Hmm..yeah...well..OK, but I'm coming OK?" Kane smiled "sure babe..wanna ride?" Spike smirked at the innuendo, "Spike! get your mind out of the gutter" admonished Kane as he lifted Spike up and shoved him over his shoulder "PUT ME DOWN!!" wailed Spike, playfully punching Kane in the back UnderTaker rolled his eyes at his brother who was laughing at Spike's antics and carried on towards the car. He did NOT know these people. They dumped Edge and Jeff in the back seat. Taker got in the driver's side, and Kane got in next to him. Spike got in the back of the car, but soon changed his mind and climbed through to the front seat and sat on Kane's lap when he realised that Edge and Jeff were going to use him as a makeshift pillow. ::::::::::::::::: They arrived at Matt and Christian's house and carried Edge and Jeff through to the living room. "What the hell?" asked Christian as he came from the kitchen, closing the door behind him. Undertaker looked at Christian "He ate too many Skittles, they both did" Kane dumped Edge on the sofa and hurried outside to the car with Spike. Undertaker put Jeff down carefully in the chair just as Matt came out of the kitchen. "Oh Hi Matt" greeted Undertaker. Matt just squeaked. The UnderTaker smirked, as Matt and Christian turned bright red. "They ate too many Skittles again Mattie" complained Christian Matt, who had found his voice "Taker??? why'd ya let them do that??" he accused "ME?" asked The Undertaker in shock "Yes, YOU!" cried Matt, he went over to Jeff and Edge an surveyed what lay before him...rapidly turning into Mother Hen mode "UnderTaker...you're supposed to look after him now" clucked Matt "If he's sick...YOU can clear up the mess" warned Matt pointing a matriarchal finger towards Undertaker. UnderTaker couldn't believe it...he was the BadAss!....not the Yes~Sir~Anything~You~Say~Sir~Ass....little boys like Matt didn't tell him what to do. Matt though, had other ideas. He busied himself, re-arranging Jeff and Edge and covering them up with a blanket. "Now then" Matt annouced when he had finished fussing "YOU" he said pointing an accusing finger to Taker "can sit here with thm for when they wake up....then perhaps you won't let them do it again" With that Matt stalked off, leaving The UnderTaker gaping and Christian beaming proudly. UnderTaker sat down in disbelief and waited for Jeff and Edge to wake up. Matt poked his head round the corner and added "And tell your brother, if he's gonna fuck Spike today...not to do it in our driveway where the neighbours can see!" The end....forever. |
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