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| �No way� cried Kurt �I think you�ll find I�M the one more people want to hug!� �Nu-uh� contradicted Steve �I�M the champ, I�d get more hugs!� �Well�I�M an olympic gold medallist�more people would want to hug me� cried Kurt, shoving his *ahem* gold medals in Steve�s face. �Why you lit-� �What�s going on here� interrupted Shane MacDaddy �Nothing� hollered Steve �Coz I would get most hugs!� �Shane� whined Kurt �Steve thinks more people would hug him and not me!� Shane regarded the two men and shrugged his shoulders �So�have a competition, who ever gets the most hugs in a day wins� �Wins what?� asked Steve sceptically Shane thought �ummm�me?� he said with a wink. Steve smirked and Kurt�s gold medals sparkled >=) . �Sure!� they said in unison, then glared at each other �Fine� said Shane �Meet me..ummm..well, here at nine, whoever got most hugs, gets me for the night� Steve and Kurt grinned and turned on their heels leaving in opposite directions. Kurt walked quickly through the arena and soon came across Jeffie who was sitting on the floor looking thoroughly depressed �ah ha� thought Kurt, �he�ll do� he walked up to Jeffie �Hey Jeffie� he smiled. Jeff looked up at him �Kurt!� he called �I�m soooo depressed� he whinged �Awwww� cooed Kurt what is it?� he aske helping Jeffie to stand �Well, I�ve run out..of..ski..skittles!!� he wailed. Kurt grinned and wrapped his arm round Jeff..umm Jeffie. �There there Jeffie� he said patting Jeffie�s back �things�ll get better� �hug one!� he thought. He soon realised that Jeff wasn�t letting go �Jeffie� �Yes?� sniffed Jeff noisily �ummm�look!� cried Kurt �skittles!!!� Jeff�s head snapped up and around. Kurt ran. Jeff looked back and pouted �there aren�t any Skittles! Kur- ohhhh, he�s left� Steve rubbed his hands together thinking of who he could hug first, he came across Taker. Steve shrugged his shoulders, he was�t scared of him. He walked up to Taker�Taker� �What is it boay?� boomed Taker eyeing Steve through his dark glasses �Ummm� thought Steve as he moved into hug Taker �What are you doing boay?� chewed Taker as he gripped a hand around Steve�s throat �Hugging you?� �Boay, you ain�t right. The Deadman don�t hug!� he said as he chokeslammed Steve through a convieniently located table. Kurt walked up to Edge and Christain �hey Edge, Christian� he greeted �Oh hey Kurt� they both replied �Hey�you know team ECK?� �Yeah� replied Christian as he polished his. errrr..<i>Edge�s</i> King of The Ring trophy �Well, I just thought ummm�GROUP HUG!!� he cried as he pulled Edge and Christian into a hug �Umm�yeah..OK� said Edge worriedly �Kurt!� wheezed Christian �What?� he asked cheerily �three hugs!� �Can�t breathe� �Oh right� he grinned and dropped Christian and walked out �Dammit� mutterd Steve as he rubbed his back �Stupid �Taker� he ranted as he looked for another person he could hug. �Hey Steve� came a voice. Steve stopped and turned around not recognising the voice, but thinking it was some one he could hug. Maybe not. �Hey Albert� he shuddered �I ummmm� he looked round � errr have to go� he annouced as he ran away. �Hey Hunter� smiled Kurt looking at Hunter�s leg �Leg looks a bit better� he said hopefully �Thanks Kurt, it�s getting there slowly. But I just found out that stupid wife of mine�s gone and bought EcW.� pouted Hunter �Awww, wanna hug?� he asked opening his arms and tilting his head to one side �Well�actually,�yes� admitted Hunter as he ducked his head �Awwww�.pooor Hunty� cooed Kurt �Come to Kurty, he�ll give you a big ole hug� �Thankyou� said Hunter quietly and hobbled over to Kurt to receive a hug �Feeling better?� asked Kurt as he patted the big man�s back Hunter sniffed a bit �uh huh� �Good. Uncle Kurty�s always here for you!� he said walking away. Steve was running out of ideas of who he could get to hug, then he saw X-Pac, �aww fuck it� swore Steve �He�ll do� he walked up to X-Pac �Hey �Pac� �Oh hey Steve, what can I do for you?� he smiled breezily �Umm� Steve scratched his head �can I umm. Hug you?� X-pac smiled brightly�Steve liked him!!! this was the happiest day of his life! �YES Steve..course you can� he said excitedly and leapt into Steve�s arms �Thanks �Pac� said Steve trying to pull away �Wher you going Stevie-Pie?� asked X-Pac �You can�t go now, you just told me you loved me!� �What? No I-� �It�as OK Stevie-Pie, you don�t need to hide your feelings around me� squealed X-Pac as he grabbed Steve�s hand and dragged him away Nine o�clock rolled round, Kurt was pretty pleased with himself he had got ten people to hug him. He stood and waited for Shane and Steve to arrive. Shane walked into the locker room �hey Kurt� he smiled �Hiya Shane� �Where�s Steve?� Shane asked Kurt shrugged his shoulders �dunno, I�m sure he�ll be here in a minute� �Yeah� they sat and waited for a while. Shane tapped his foot and stood up and looked out of the door �Hey Spike!� he called �You seen Steve?� he called Spike giggled �yeah� he pointed. Shane followed his finger and saw X-Pac bouncing along happily dragging a reluctant Steve behind him �You don�t understa-� hollered Steve �Yes I do!� squealed X-Pac �No, but I� whimpered Steve �Come on silly!� complained X-Pac �how are we supposed to show our love to each other here?� �I�.but-� �What?� cried X-Pac �You just wanna fuck right here?� he smirked �No!� cried Steve �Hey� winked X-Pac �that�s such a cool idea�awwww I love you so much Stevie-Poo� �But- but-� �Shhhhh come on. I know where there�s an empty broom cupboard!� insisted X-Pac dragging Steve along again. Shane stood open mouthed�what the HELL was that about??? He shook his head�he didn�t want to know, he went back into the locker room and smiled �Well Kurt� �What?� he asked �You win� he winked. |
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