| �Finally� said Matt to his lover Christian �We get to spend some time together�without my brother!� �Yeah, it�s brilliant!� said Christian �Come on, lets go!� Matt and Christian walked off hand in hand towards the fair that was in their town for the week, the �Really~Exciting~Super~Duper~Wuper~Fair�. They had been wanting to go to it ever since they knew it was coming. Well, with a name like that, who could blame them? �What shall we do first Matt??� asked Christian over the buzz of the fairground. Matt pointed out a waltzer. �Let�s go there!� he cried out �Yeah!� agreed Christian and they made their way over to the �Really~Spinny~Make~you~sicky~Waltzer� They spent the next hour going on rides, playing the games and stuffing their faces. They stopped to sit down for a moment to consider their next move. �What shall we do now baby?� asked Christian �I dunno babe� Said Matt looking around at all the rides and stands. Then he saw a love machine, the �Lovey~dovey~test~for~icky~wicky~lovers~that~just~gross~other~people~out~machine� �It�s perfect!� thought Matt �ooooo Chrissy�look a love machine!! Let�s go test our love!!!� �Awww�but Matt�the scale won�t go high enough for us baby� said Christian sweetly Matt turned to Christian all soppy eyed �Awww, baby do you mean that?� he asked �Yes� said Christian shyly staring into Matt�s eyes �Aww, baby I love you too� said Matt and moved in closer to kiss Christian, they were MILLIMETRES apart when a screech came racing through the noise around them. �MAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!� It was Jeff. Matt looked up angrily from what he was ABOUT to do. �Fuck off Jeff� said Matt in non-too kind tones. Jeff ignored his brother�s request �I didn�t know you were coming!� Said Jeff shoving a handful of candyfloss into his mouth. �That was the point� muttered Matt �What?! I can�t hear you, it�s too noisy!� said Jeff loudly Matt just shook his head in disbelief. �Lookit what Edge won me!� cried Jeff suddenly, as he shoved a three foot teddy bear at Matt�s nose. Matt took the bear off Jeff and pretended to survey it, then he quickly shoved it in the conveniently located bin �mmm..it�s lovely� said Matt �Heeeyyyyyy!!� whined Jeff �That was my bear!� he went to retrieve his bear from the bin. �Where is Edge anyway� asked Christian �Hmm...what?� asked Jeff who was now standing on top of the bin trying to pull the teddybear out �Where is EDGE?!� he repeated �Oh shit!� said Jeff �I dunno. Come on let�s look for him� Jeff jumped off the top of the bin and went and followed Matt and Christian, The teddybear now forgotten. �EDGE?!� shouted Jeff �Where are you??� Edge saw Jeff from the distance and briefly considered running away, but before he could take action Matt had spotted him. �Hey Edge!� the three men called, two sounding faintly relieved and <I>JEFF</I> sounding excited. �Hey Matt, Christian�Jeff� smiled Edge �fuck� was all he thought. Oh well, at least Matt and Christian were there to help. The four men made their way round the fair going on rides. Jeff wouldn�t go on any of the roller coaster rides for some reason. When Jeff had run off for about the fiftieth time in the search for candyfloss. Matt had an idea. �Hey guys. I have an idea to shut Jeff up!� Edge and Christian perked up and said �yeah?!� �Yeah, lets take him in the haunted house� �Cool idea Matty!� said Christian �Yeah, good one!� said Edge. They made their way over to the Haunted House. �Where we going?� asked Jeff �Haunted House.� Said Matt �Really?� said Jeff unsure of himself �I don�t like the sound of that� �Jeffie�s a chicken! Jeffie�s a chicken!!� Crowed Matt �Are you sure you just don�t wanna go on the merry go round instead Jeffie?� laughed Matt �Hmph! Damn cheeky git� thought Jeff �NO! I�ll go in the Haunted house!� said Jeff firmly. He�d show them! They got in the queue for the �Really~Spooky~And~Definitely~scary~haunted~house� and made their way in. Jeff leading. Of course. �This isn�t scary� said Jeff prancing past the entrance. Matt, Edge and Christian stifled giggles as Jeff ran on ahead. �Aaaaarrrggggghhhhhhhh!!� was the next noise to be heard from Jeff and about ten seconds later, Jeff came running back out of the entrance �FUCKfuckfuckfuckfuckcfuckfuckfuckfuck!!! They�ve got ghosts and monsters and witches and�and�and�and other REALLY scary stuff in there!� cried Jeff. He ran straight towards Matt who was in hysterics, he knocked Matt over in his haste. �JEFFF!� shouted Matt �Get off me!!� Jeff stood shakily up wide-eyed and nervous. Watching his brother get up �Was it scary Jeff?� laughed Christian helping Matt �mmmmbbmbmmmm� whimpered Jeff. As soon as Matt was upright, Jeff rushed towards him again and clung on for dear life �Jeff?� asked Edge �wwww�wwhha...aa�ttt?� asked Jeff nervously looking from behind Matt�s shoulder. �Where�s that teddybear I won for you?� |
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