Waking Up and Getting Dressed

Edge woke up early in the morning in the strange house. He felt a warmth next to him and he froze. FUCK...perhaps Jeff was right...perhaps this place was haunted!
He lay rigid for a few moments deciding if he should open his eyes at whatever horror may be next to him.
He took the plunge. He peeked open one of his eyes slowly and found himself staring at the ceiling.
"Come on Edge" he said to himself "look to the righ- hang on...what the fuck??" Edge lifted the covers and looked underneath. He was naked.
"When did that happen?" he asked himself. Now, he was scared. He dared to look over to the right. And he found the source of the heat.
"Jeff?" he said quietly, he turned his head to look at his friend. Then he noticed it. Jeff was naked too. "Fuck! He's nekkid too" whispered Edge. "what the-??" Then it dawned on him.
"Bastard" hissed Edge "He's trying to fucking scare me. Well fuck him...I'LL fucking scare HIM!" grinned Edge.

Jeff was gently woken up by a soft shaking.
"Jeffie...Jeffie..." Jeff smiled at the sound of his own name. Well...it was a nice name!
"mmmmm" he sighed. Edge grinned...this was gonna work!
"Baby" he said softly
"Hmm?" said Jeff slightly confused but too tired to act on it
"Baby...wake up" Edge wrapped his arms around Jeff and kissed him on the cheek.
Jeff's eyes flew open and he lay as still as a rock. His mind went blank.
"Oh hey baby, you're awake" smiled Edge
"What?!" cried Jeff, he was starting to panic now...what was Edge doing in HIS bed...kissing him...and calling him baby?
"I really enjoyed last night" purred Edge as he trailed a finger across Jeff's stomach.
"Fuck!" cried Jeff, he realised he was naked...in bed with Edge...and Edge was stroking his tummy.
"Mmm...yeah we did that...among other things hun�" said Edge with a wink
"Why are you in my bed?" asked Jeff still not looking at Edge. he couldn't remember a thing...not even his master plan.
Edge stuck out his bottom lip "awww...baby..don't you remember anything??" he asked.
Jeff silently shook his head.
"Awww...but baby...we had such a good time...perhaps this'll make you remember" and at that, Edge straddled Jeff's hips.
"Jeeeezus F'n Christ...YOURE NEKKID!" screamed Jeff
"Mmm hmm..that's right baby...it kinda helped last night" Edge winked again and was now drawing invisible patterns on Jeff's chest.
"Edge..stop that!" Jeff wad starting to panic, slapping Edge's hands away
"Oh but baby...you enjoyed it last night" pouted Edge
"What the fuck happened last night?"
"Awwwww....you don't remember" Edge mock pouted again....he was having fun with this! "Well..I suppose it just wasn't meant to be" he looked away from Jeff and sighed. This was getting easier!
"Remember what???! What happened?" Jeff was practically shouting, his eyes were transfixed on Edge's hand in terror. He hadn't moved since he woke up.
Edge climbed off Jeff and sighed dramatically "It doesn't matter baby. It was a mistake. We can go back to being best friends"
"What was a mistake?!" he didn't like the sound of this. Nothing made sense. He DID NOT just fuck his best friend last night. Did he?
Edge was trying to hide a grin and he had to turn away in the end. Then it came to him.
'I'm an evil bastard at times' thought Edge at his next idea. He turned around, "Well Jeffie-Pie...perhaps I'll have to jog your memory"
"What?!" cried Jeff. At that, Edge reached down between the covers and stroked Jeff's cock gently.
"Jeeeezzsus!!!" screamed Jeff and jumped out of the bed and he ran out of the door straight towards Matt's room.
Edge burst into laughter as Jeff ran put of the room. Damn he thought that was funny! He got up and dressed himself.
He heard Jeff cry from down the hallway "Matt! You gotta help me Edge woke up!"
He laughed again as he sat back down on the bed. Then another idea came into his head. 'God..I AM evil' he said to himself. "Kaientai should take lessons from me!"

~~ In Matt's room ~~

"What?" asked Christian
"Edge...he woke up!" flailed Jeff
"Well..it is morning" stated Matt
"but but but.." Jeff hopped about on from foot to foot.
"JEFF!" cried Matt
"What?" said Jeff paniced
"GET SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON!" he cried in desperation.
"But but but...Edge is in my room" said Jeff with no shame.
Christian jumped up and gave Jeff some shorts to put on "so what Jeff."
"bu but but but...he said...he said..." stuttered Jeff as he was hopping around trying to pull his shorts up.
"What?" asked Matt "That you're fucking annoying?...we knew that already"
"No no no no...he said that...we slept together!" said Jeff.
"What?" asked Matt in disbeleif.
Edge walked up to Matt's door
"Morning guys" he smiled casually
Jeff jumped behind Matt and clung on to his leg.
"What's wrong Jeffie?" Edge asked sweetly
"He thinks you slept with him" said Matt trying to remove Jeff from around his leg.
"What?" asked Edge in innocence "What made you say that Jeffie?" he asked "you'r e my best friend...I'd never sleep with you..it wouldn't be right"
Jeff couldn't believe it, he lay there clinging to Matt's leg, mouth hanging open in shock. 'bastard!' he thought
"Fucking hell Jeff! That's beyond the limit!" cried Matt "making something like that up!" he kicked Jeff off him and stormed out of the bedroom, with Christian following closely behind. Edge grinned at Jeff, he winked at his friend and left laughing to himself. He went off to find Matt and Christian to let them in on his little secret.
Man...he was nasty to his best friend at times...but it was worth it...every time!