| "Matt?" asked Jeff "What is it this time Jeff?" said Matt tiredly "Can we go to the theme park?" asked Jeff hopefully "No!" "I promise I'll be good" "What? After the beach?! You said that then!" shouted Matt "What? What did I do?" claimed Jeff in innocence. Matt just shook his head. "Nothing, Jeff, nothing" said Matt thinking back to the day at the beach. Christian walked in on the two of them. "Hey Matt!" "Yes?" "Can we go to the theme park with the other wrestlers?" asked Christian "Sure baby" said Matt instantly "Heeeeeeyyyy!!!" whined Jeff "That was my idea!...and you said we couldn't go!" huffed Jeff Matt tore his gaze away from Christian for a brief seconds "Yeah, well...I changed my mind...come on lets go" said Matt "But...that's not fair!" cried Jeff "Do you want to go or not Jeff?" "FINE. But don't expect me to have any fun" They got into the car and started the journey towards "X-treme Adventure World" Along the journey Jeff decided he was gonna sulk but soon got bored of making no noise, which Matt and Christian loved. So, Jeff, being Jeff, decided he'd make some noise and started saying things to nobody, loud enough that Matt could hear him. "Some brothers are sooooo mean. Taking me to a theme park. Hmph." "Jeff..you said you wanted to go." Jeff continued talking to nobody "I hate my brother sometimes...he's a...a...big...big...POOPY PANTS!" ~sometime later~ "We're here!" said Matt "Come on let's go" said Christian excitedly "Don't wanna" pouted Jeff "OK...see ya later Jeff" smiled Matt. He and Christian headed towards the entrance. "Heeeeeeyyy...wait for me" said Jeff and he ran to catch them. "Cool." Said Christian first "Which ride shall we go on Matty?" Matt looked at the map for the scariest roller coaster he could find. "There! That one!" pointed out Matt Jeff looked over Christian's shoulder at the picture of the ride, the Name "Ultimate~X-Treme~Super~Duper~twisty~turny~up-side~downy~ride" didn't look promising. "I don't wanna go on that!" cried Jeff "Well...don't...go...on...it...then" said Matt slowly Jeff just sulked and followed Matt and Christian to the ride, on the way Matt and Christian were pointing out rides that they thought would be more suitable for Jeff. "Look Jeff..."The Fluffy~Wuffy~Hunny~Bunny~Rabbit~Ride'...you can go on that!" laughed Matt. Christian spotted another one "Hey...you could ride the 'Sparkly~Tinkly~Glittery~Fairy~Train' there's a ride for you!" Jeff didn't think this was funny, he'd show them! "I'm going on the roller coaster" stated Jeff "What?" asked Matt "Yeah" said Jeff proudly "Edge is gonna come on it with me!" "Of course he is Jeff" said Christian sarcastically "He is!" "Nop he's not...he isn't here" said Matt "Well, I'll go get him" said Jeff and he ran off to find Edge. "Good he's gone" said Matt "come on quick...before he comes back" Matt grabbed Christian and headed for the nearest ride. It was a good hour before Jeff came back dragging a reluctant Edge with him. "Told you!" said Jeff "Yeah sure. Whatever" said Matt "Come on lets go" "Where we going?" asked Edge "On the Ultimate~X-Treme~Super~Duper~Twisty~Turny~Up-side downy~Ride!" said Jeff excitedly "Whaaaaaaaaaaattt?" cried Edge as he was pulled along by Jeff. "I'm not going on that!" "Yes you are" said Jeff The four men queued up to go on the ride, Matt was THIS CLOSE to killing Jeff, but it was their go next. And Jeff deciding that he was proving something headed to the front "MOVE!! I'm going at the front!" shouted Jeff shoving other people aside. "Butbutbutbutbut" whimpered Edge, he din't want o go on the ride...let alone at the front. "But what?" asked Jeff as he pushed Edge into the seat and locked him in. He got in himself "Come on Matt!!! I thought you wanted to go on this ride!!" said Jeff impatiently "Yeah, we're coming" said Matt stepping over the bodies that Jef had knocked out of the way, stopping now and then to help some up. "COME ON!" whined Jeff "I wanna ride this TODAY!!!" "Yeah yeah yeah, we're here" said Christian excitedly. Matt got in beside Jeff and Christian got on the end. "You scared Christian?" asked Matt "Yeah..a little...but you're here..so that's OK" said Christian "awww....your so sweet" said Matt giggling Jeff started to feel ignored and little grossed out. "I'm scared too?" said Jeff expectantly "Yeah well...that's just tough" said Matt Jeff sulked for about the billionth time that day "I'm not really" he said, but Matt was too busy staring at Christian and Edge was clinging to the handles, knuckles white, eyes scrunched shut. Apparently, hyper-ventilating. "COME ON!" shouted Jeff tappoing his foot irritably, the roller coaster started up. Jeff's eyes widened in excitement. Christian held Matt's hand and Edge started some sort of prayer. The ride rolled out along the beginning of the track. "Come on Edge, this isn't too bad" said Jeff. Edge slowly peeked one eye open and looked at Jeff, who appeared to be calm, he loosened his grip slightly and opened his other eye ' hey he's right this'll be fun' thought Edge Jeff smiled and turned to look forward at the track...but saw nothing but air. "What the- fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Jeff as the roller coaster dived it's first drop. "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!" He screeched all the way along the twists, turns, loops, double loops, ducks, dives, twiddly bits and even twiddlier bits. All that could be heard aboove the npoise of the rollercoaster were those sweet, pretty and angelic words form Jeff's innocent mouth. The ride came to an end. Finally. "That was fantastic!" cried Edge, "Thanks Jeff!" he added excitedly "Yeah that was soooooo cool!" said Christian "Yeah it was great!" said Matt "Hey you wanna go on it again Jeff? Asked Edge Jeff was still in shock, he shook hi s head no "I uhhhh...think...there's a Fluffy~Wuffy~Hunny~Bunny~Rabbit cart with my name on it" said Jeff dazed and he haphazardly made his very wonky and wobbbly way to the ride Matt had pointed out before. |
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