| �Maaaaaaattttttiiiiieeeeee� whined Jeff �Can we go to the beach with the other wrestlers?� �No� �Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeee?� �No� �Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplaeasepleaseplease� he begged �NO! You always get into to much trouble!� �ButIreallywannago� he said quickly �No!� �That�s not fair!!!! I WANT TO GO!� �NO!� �Pwetty pweese Mattie�I�ll promise I�ll be good� Matt was getting pissed off now, he just wanted Jeff to shut up �You have to promise to be good� �Of course!� �And get into NO trouble� warned Matt �Me???� said Jeff innocently �YES you!� �I�ll behave�can we pleasepleaseplease go?????� whimpered Jeff putting on his best puppy dog eyes. �Fine! Let�s go.� said Matt in defeat Matt, Jeff and Christian got into the car and headed to the beach, it was only a ten-minute drive. They were two minutes into the journey. �I�m booooooored� whinged Jeff �Are we nearly there yet?� �God�s sake JEFF! The beach is only 8 minutes away!� cried Matt, hoping this wasn�t a sign of things to come. Jeff sighed thinking to himself that it JUST wasn�t fair that the beach was so far away! ~5 minutes later (Matt got totally pissed off with Jeff continually whining, so he sped to the beach)~ �YEAAAAAHHH, we�re here!� squealed Jeff as he ran onto the beach leaving his brother and Christian to collect the stuff from the car. Matt sighed, shook his head at his brother and turned back to the car to collect their beach things. Meanwhile Jeff headed straight to the sea running over Molly and Spike�s sandcastle �Hey�you big...meanie� whined Molly Jeff stopped turned around and looked back at Molly and Spike �What?� he asked. Spike decided he needed to protect his girlfriend! �You heard her Jeff�you�re a meanie!� repeated Spike �Well, excuse me while I go and mend my hurt feelings you little runt!� said Jeff rudely �Why you�you�MEANIE!� said Spike �Yeah, you said that already.� sighed Jeff with disinterest. Spike was gonna do a Dudley Dog on Jeff but the Holly cousins came over and started to beat Spike up. That�s when the fun REALLY started because the Dudleyz decided they would come over and 3-D Crash Holly through the remains of the sandcastle. Jeff sighed and left the strange families to their fighting and made his way to the sea again. �JEFF Get back here and put some sunscreen on!� called Matt �Don�t need any!� pouted Jeff �Yes you do. Come here!� Matt ordered �NO!� cried Jeff defiantly he ran into the sea and started swimming out, as far away as possible. �One day� said Matt to Christian �I�m gonna kill that boy� he settled himself down to get a nice tan, but Christian thought that Matt needed to be cheered up and soon thought of a way. Jeff decided he was bored of the sea, there was no-one to splash, so he went to lie down, he thought he would work on his tan. He found a nice place to sit, he made himself comfortable and closed his eyes. All of a sudden it got slightly cooler, Jeff opened his eyes to find two huge monsters standing over him creating the cooling shadow. �MOVE � boomed Taker Jeff squinted up at the big man �Huh?� �Kane, move him will ya? I want to sit right there!� said Taker as he pointed to where Jeff was laying. At that, Kane bent over, picked Jeff up by his shorts and tossed him away. �Heyyyyyyy� wailed Jeff as he took flight, he soon came to stop, he landed on something. �This doesn�t feel like beach� said Jeff to himself. He tried to stand up but the ground was apparently uneven, he fell over again, and then he realised what he had landed on�well..<i>who</i> he had landed on, none other than SCSA and HHH �Hey, goddammit, I�m Stone Cold Steve Austin! Who dares to land on Stone Cold Steve Austin?� cried Steve �Shut up Steve, we know who you are� said HHH �Goddammit, I�m Stone Cold Steve Austin, I don�t deserve to be treated liked this, I�m Stone Cold Steve Austin and I�m th-� �yeahyeahyeah..WE KNOW!!! You�re the WWF champion� said HHH. �Just shut the hell up!� �Heyy�that�s my line� cried Jericho �What?� asked HHH �You used my line� Chris pointed out �Yeah�.and???� Chris didn�t have an answer to that, �Umm yeah�you�you just think about that!� said Chris embarrassed, he grabbed Jeff and took him over to where he was sitting. �Thanks Chris� said Jeff �I thought They�d never shut-� Jeff started giggling �What ?� cried Chris �I errr�like your outfit� sniggered Jeff, Chris stood there in his pink, green and yellow Bermuda shorts, orange flippers and diving goggles, hands on hips, he didn�t find ANYTHING funny. �Ummm..yeah�� said Jeff, he looked around and spotted Kurt Angle, he ran off leaving Chris standing there. He was NOT gonna be seen with THAT! �Hey Kurt!� said Jeff �Go away�you�re trouble� said Kurt �I AM NOT!� protested Jeff �come on�lets play a beach game�uhhh�we can play catch!� �Ok fine�but if I get in any trouble...I�m putting the ankle lock on you.� He warned. �Yeah�fine. I promise I�ll be good� said Jeff. He picked up the football and threw it at Kurt, but his aim wasn�t too good, he hit Edge in the face�committing the ultimate crime�..he knocked Edge�s shades off!�Uh oh!! �JEEEEFFFFF!� cried Edge automatically and got up and started running towards Jeff. �Yikes!� cried the multi-coloured whirlwind and turned on his heel and ran away �How did you know it was me?� called Jeff �Who else would it be Jeff?� cried Edge Jeff stopped in his tracks �Oh yeah�.good point� said Jeff, he realised that Edge was getting closer so started to run again. Edge made a last effort and speared Jeff to the ground, or at least what he thought was the ground. The ground turned out to be Matt and Christian who were�err�otherwise occupied. �JEFF!� screeched Christian from somewhere under Matt �Heyy�why does everybody always assume these things are me?� wailed Jeff �Coz they always are!� cried Matt�now then get your ass back in that car, I�m taking you home!� �But Maaaattttttttiiiiieeeeeee� whined Jeff Matt didn�t listen to Jeff he just dragged him back to the car. �Now then, sit here and be quiet!� Jeff huffed and decided he was gonna sulk. �I didn�t want to come to the manky beach any way! Whose stupid idea was this anyway?? I got sunburnt as well..it�s all your fault Matty!!� cried Jeff after Matt�s retreating form. He was going to say something else, but changed his mind when he saw all of the wrestlers glaring at him looking extremely pissed off. �Yikes!� cried Jeff and hid under a towel for the rest of the day. |
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