Sandy Cohen's Quotes
Seth: I like to think I can convey everything
with a look.
Kirsten: Well, you look adorable!
Seth: No.
Kirsten: Cute?
Seth: No.
Kirsten: Dope?
Seth: No.
Kirsten: Rad?
Seth: Please, please, this is so painful for me!
Kirsten: Hey Sandy, dosen't Seth look rad?
Sandy: Oh, you do look rad! Mad props son!
Sandy: So, how was home?
Ryan: You tell me, I was in Chino.
Sandy: It's great that you hung in there after all the foreplay.
Seth: Fore what now?
Anna: So I guess you and Mrs. Cohen have a lot in common...
Sandy: Sure sure, we both love... uhh.... Seth.
(Discussing Danny)
Sandy: Whoa, that kid is not funny.
Seth: Thank you. I know.
Sandy: He makes Ryan look funny
Seth: He makes Marissa look funny.
Sandy: Gentiles. I love your mother more than words, but not funny. Get yourself
some funnier friends.
Sandy: Since the minute you were born I knew I would never take another easy
breath without knowing that you were all right.
Seth: So I'm like asthma?
Sandy: Whose card did you put this on?
Seth: Please. The old man's.
Sandy: I love you, Son.
Seth: I love you too, Dad. Only not as much as I love the Vegas.
Sandy: I promise you, I'd rather send you to jail that get in bed with your
father.
Sandy: Face it, your mom's a hottie, and I got
her.
Sandy (in reference to Ryan): It's amazing, his lips don't even move.
Sandy: If anyone is gonna be putting you in handcuffs, it's gonna be me.
Kirsten: He's a consultant
Sandy: Could you be please be a little more vague?
Kirsten: He knows people.
Sandy: You did it. That was more vague.
Sandy: Just because you're leaving doesn't mean I'm letting you go.
Juile: We're celebrating my new position.
Sandy: I'm not gonna touch that one.
Sandy: We Cohens are sexual beings.
Kirsten: It would be nice if Uncle Sean could be here.
Sandy: Not if we have to pay for the bar tab.