*Thou shall not kill the atmosphere with overt sex on the dancefloor
* Thou shall offer gum, candy, and most importantly WATER to those raving nearest thou
* Thou shall not covet thy neighbors glowstick, niether his nitrous ballon, nor his ecstacy, nor his spot on the dance floor
* Thou shalt not holdest thy ciggarette while catching a groove on the dance floor. For other ravers might suffer burning flesh wounds or ruined rave gear
* Thou shall smile at the gentlemen or lady moving to the beat nearest to thou
* Thou shall not play gabber in chill room
* Thou shalt wear extra deoderant so as not to offend thy neighybor's nose
* Thou shall blow thy party whistle and wave thine hands in the air when the music lifts thine spirit
* Thou shall announce all disc jockeys prior to their appearance
* Thou shall provide free fruit so as to replenish the thirst and hunger of thy bretheren ravers
