Yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho,
Sachmuch inme
dam nahi,
Hamse bhi kuch puchlo,
Ham bhi kisise kam
nahi...
*****************************************************************
Teri beauty ne muko appeal kiya,
Dusri ko reject
kiya,
Aur tisri ko select kiya...
*****************************************************************
Chandni chaand se hoti
hai,Sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai,Hazaaron
se nahi.
Ladka Bola
:
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya
hoga,
Mohabbat ahar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya
hoga.
*****************************************************************
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel ?
yeh aankhen hai ya
neeli jheel ?
So ? What's the big deal
?
*****************************************************************
woh jab chalti hai
to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata
hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta
hoon
*****************************************************************
Ladka:Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar
jayen,
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke gher
jayen,
Ladki:Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga,
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
*****************************************************************
Main tere pyar mein paagal hua
chhaliye,
Main tere pyar mein paagal hua
chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
*****************************************************************
Maine tujhe dekha,Handle badal badal
kar,
Tere baap ne mujhe peeta sandle badal badal
kar,
*****************************************************************
Pyar mein kisine dhoka to
kisine kasam khayi hai,
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf
laat khayi hai.
*****************************************************************
Maine tujue pyar kiya,Saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap
ne mujhe pita,Agarbattti samajh kar.
*****************************************************************
Kuch kuch hota hai,
Exam paas aaye,sir mera
dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun,dande
dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir,jaage na sota hai,
Kya
karoon haye,Kuch kuch hota hai......
*****************************************************************
Soldier soldier......Pressure cooker khol
kar
Sabzi meri
uraa le gaya.
*****************************************************************
Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze
khilaoon,
Aaati hai to aaa ja,ya kisi aur ko
pataoon.
*****************************************************************
Kaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag
hote,
kaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag
hote,
Chand to tu hai hi...Sitaare bhee saath hote
!!
*****************************************************************
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi
joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi
shhor ke sath !
Aab
hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki
usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
*****************************************************************
Khud ko kar buland itnaa
!
Ke himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche,
Aur
khuda tumse puche !
Abe gadhe....ab utrega kaise
!
*****************************************************************
Main hu yahan,tu hai wahan
!
Main hu yahan,tu hai wahan
!
Lifebouy hai jahan,tandurusti hai wahan
!
*****************************************************************
Jise dil diya woh dehli chali
gayi !
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi !
Dil ne kaha
khud kushi kar le jalim !
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali
chali gayi !
*****************************************************************
Maine tujhe dekha !
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya.
*****************************************************************
Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Teri julf
hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Sar mundwa le to
savera ho jai !
*****************************************************************
Patharr kyun marte ho,Pura
pahhar maar do,
Hum yuheen mar jayenge,Sirf ek aankh maar
do !
*****************************************************************
Maine tumhare yadon main ro ro
ke tub bhar diya !
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle,ki naha ke
chal diya !
*****************************************************************
Teri beauty ne mujko appeal
kiya,
Dusri ko reject kiya !
Aur tisri ko select kiya!
*****************************************************************
Gul gaye gulshan gaye,Gul Ke
Patte rah gaye !
Sare Shayair mar gaye,Tum ullu ke
pathe rah gaye !
*****************************************************************
Chandi rat main !
Hatho mein hath !
Peeche main
padi
Gadhe ki lath !
*****************************************************************
Tumko dekha to
ek khyal aaya,
Tumko dekha
to ek khyal aaya,
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal
aaya.
*****************************************************************
Mere marne ke baad mere
doston,
Yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
Sidhe upar chale
aana.
*****************************************************************
Tajmahal ki deewaron pe aaj bhi likha hua
hien
Tajmahal ki deewaron pe aaj bhi likha hua
hien
Yahan
thookna mana hien !!
*****************************************************************
Aye nasid naseehat mat de,Ke dil ye ghabraaye,
Aur
ullu ka pattha usey samjhoo jo mujhe samjaaye !
*****************************************************************
Main ne ek sapna
dekha,
Sapnay main koi apna dekha,
Aye jhootay chal,Teray glasses
to meray paas thay !
*****************************************************************
Dabbay mein dabba...Dabbay mein Khargosh
!
Larki ne ankh mari larka behosh !!!
*****************************************************************
Woh larki Bari Payyri thi !
Jisko mein ne
ankh mari thi !
Woh sandal bari pyaari thi !
Jo
usne mujhe mari thi !
*****************************************************************
Tajmahal Kya Cheez
hai,
Isse badi imarat banaunga,
Mumtaz to marke
dafan hui thi,
Tuzhe to mein zinda dafnaunga,
*****************************************************************
Aapki ki aankhoon mein doob jane ko jee karta hai
!
Par beech main yeh kambakht chashma aa jata hai
!
*****************************************************************
Aandhi ki tarah aayi,Tufan ki tarah chali gayi,
Main
sindur leke khada tha,Voh rakhi bandhake chali gayi
!
*****************************************************************
Chappal Choti peron main nahi
aati,
Biwi moti bahoon mein nahi aati.
*****************************************************************
Maine pucha chand se ki kahin dekha hai mere yaar sa
hasin !
Chand ne kaha...Ullu ke pathe...itni upar se dikhta
hai kya koi...
*****************************************************************
Kal kare so aaj kar,
Aaj Kare so aab
!
Phone rakh de,
Varna bill bharegi kab !
*****************************************************************
Dur se dekha to ser nazaraa raha tha,
Dur se dekha
to ser nazaraa raha tha,
Isi liye pass gaya hi
nahie !
*****************************************************************
Mil gaye ho tum sab kuch mil gaya
!
Bas har mulakat mein lamba bil gaya !
*****************************************************************
Rona chahata hun ro nahi pata !
Aansu bhi ankho se
nahi nikalte
Meri ankho mein atak gayi ho
Dil mein nahi
utarti itni moti ho !
*****************************************************************
Unki gali se guzre...ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se
guzre...ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi
saath tha !
*****************************************************************
Kuch kuch hota hai !
When i think
about u
Dil to pagal hai !
What can i do !
*****************************************************************
Dur se dekha to barish gir rahi
thi,
Dur se dekha to barish gir rahi
thi,
Pass gaye , bhig gaye
!
*****************************************************************
Lashkte huye haato se usne mari
kalayi ko aise chua,
Jesi uski har saas
mujhse poche rahi
thi,
Bhai
saahab time kya hua.......
*****************************************************************
Maine tujhe propose kiya toh tere baap ne mujhe pita
,
Tan ki shakti maan ki shakti
bournvita ,
*****************************************************************
Gul gaye,Gulsun gaye..Gayi
tumhari hoton ki lali....
Chord do mera picha
hogayi tum bacho wali...
*****************************************************************
Mein tumhare liye sab kuch
karta..Magar mujhe kaam tha,
Mein tumhare liya doob
marta....Magar mujhe zukham tha,
*****************************************************************
Teri ankhen jhuki jhuki,
Tera chehra
khila khila,
Teri ankhen jhuki jhuki,
Tera chehra khila
khila,
Jab tere galo per se hath ghumaya
To adha kilo
FAIR and LOVELY mila,
*****************************************************************
Jo 1 galti kare........Anjaan
Jo 2
galti kare........nadaan
Jo 3 galti
kare........Shaitaan
Jo galtiyon pe galti
kare.......Pakistan
AUR...JO HAR GALTI MAAF
KARE....HINDUSTAN
**********************************
*********************************************************
*************************************************************************************
Dear friends,
This group is for young KARACHIITES!! Boys n Gals , this group has 3 basic principles ......
..:: MASTI ::.. ..:: TAFREEH ::.. ..:: HUNGAMA ::..
Enjoy urself in the company of all the cool ppls u can find on Donot forget to tell others !!!
After Join this group u will get enveryday Nice mails...
Thanks...
Muhammad Kamran Raajput
Contact= [email protected]
Want you Join This Group ??? CLICK HERE !!!
| Copyright � 2005 by Kamran Ahmed
, All Rights are Reserved |
| Best Viewed at 800 X 600 Resolutions |
|