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Yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho,
Sachmuch inme dam nahi,
Hamse bhi kuch puchlo,
Ham bhi kisise kam nahi... 

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Teri beauty ne muko appeal kiya,
Dusri ko reject kiya,
Aur tisri ko select kiya... 

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Chandni chaand se hoti hai,Sitaron se nahi,
 Mohabbat ek se hoti hai,Hazaaron se nahi.
 

Ladka Bola :
 
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat ahar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.    

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Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel ?
yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel ?
  So ? What's the big deal ? 


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woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
    Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon


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Ladka:Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen,
  Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke gher jayen,
Ladki:Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga,
  Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.


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Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
   Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye


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Maine tujhe dekha,Handle badal badal kar,
Tere baap ne mujhe peeta sandle badal badal kar,


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Pyar mein kisine dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai,
  Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai.


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Maine tujue pyar kiya,Saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita,Agarbattti samajh kar.


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 Kuch kuch hota hai,
Exam paas aaye,sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun,dande dikhaye,
 Ab to mera sir,jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye,Kuch kuch hota hai......


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Soldier soldier......Pressure cooker khol kar
        Sabzi meri uraa le gaya.


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Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon,
  Aaati hai to aaa ja,ya kisi aur ko pataoon.


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Kaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote,
kaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote,
 Chand to tu hai hi...Sitaare bhee saath hote !!


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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke sath !
       Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
   Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !


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Khud ko kar buland itnaa !
Ke himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche,
   Aur khuda tumse puche !
Abe gadhe....ab utrega kaise !


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     Main hu yahan,tu hai wahan !
     Main hu yahan,tu hai wahan !
Lifebouy hai jahan,tandurusti hai wahan !


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Jise dil diya woh dehli chali gayi !
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi !
Dil ne kaha khud kushi kar le jalim !
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi !


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Maine tujhe dekha !
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya.


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Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
  Sar mundwa le to savera ho jai !


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Patharr kyun marte ho,Pura pahhar maar do,
Hum yuheen mar jayenge,Sirf ek aankh maar do !


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Maine tumhare yadon main ro ro ke tub bhar diya !
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle,ki naha ke chal diya !


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Teri beauty ne mujko appeal kiya,
     Dusri ko reject kiya !
   Aur tisri ko select kiya!


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Gul gaye gulshan gaye,Gul Ke Patte rah gaye !
Sare Shayair  mar gaye,Tum ullu ke pathe rah gaye !


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Chandi rat main !
Hatho mein hath !
Peeche main padi
Gadhe ki lath !


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      Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya,
      Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya,
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya.


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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
   Yu aansoo na bahana,
   Agar meri yaad aaye to,
   Sidhe upar chale aana.


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Tajmahal ki deewaron pe aaj bhi likha hua hien
Tajmahal ki deewaron pe aaj bhi likha hua hien
        Yahan thookna mana hien !!


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Aye nasid naseehat mat de,Ke dil ye ghabraaye,
Aur ullu ka pattha usey samjhoo jo mujhe samjaaye !


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             Main ne ek sapna dekha,
             Sapnay main koi apna dekha,
Aye jhootay chal,Teray glasses to meray paas thay !


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Dabbay mein dabba...Dabbay mein Khargosh !
  Larki ne ankh mari larka behosh !!!


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Woh larki Bari Payyri thi !
  Jisko mein ne ankh mari thi !
Woh sandal bari pyaari thi !
  Jo usne mujhe mari thi !


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 Tajmahal Kya Cheez hai,
 Isse badi imarat banaunga,
Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
Tuzhe to mein zinda dafnaunga,


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Aapki ki aankhoon mein doob jane ko jee karta hai !
 Par beech main yeh kambakht chashma aa jata hai !


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Aandhi ki tarah aayi,Tufan ki tarah chali gayi,
Main sindur leke khada tha,Voh rakhi bandhake chali gayi !


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Chappal Choti peron main nahi aati,
 Biwi moti bahoon mein nahi aati.


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Maine pucha chand se ki kahin dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin !
Chand ne kaha...Ullu ke pathe...itni upar se dikhta hai kya koi...

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Kal kare so aaj kar,
Aaj Kare so aab !
Phone rakh de,
Varna bill bharegi kab !


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Dur se dekha to ser nazaraa raha tha,
Dur se dekha to ser nazaraa raha tha,
   Isi liye pass gaya hi nahie !


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Mil gaye ho tum sab kuch mil gaya !
Bas har mulakat mein lamba bil gaya !


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Rona chahata hun ro nahi pata !
Aansu bhi ankho se nahi nikalte
Meri ankho mein atak gayi ho
Dil mein nahi utarti itni moti ho !


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Unki gali se guzre...ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre...ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha !


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Kuch kuch hota hai !
When i think about u
Dil to pagal hai !
What can i do !


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Dur se dekha to barish gir rahi thi,
Dur se dekha to barish gir rahi thi,
     Pass gaye , bhig gaye !


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Lashkte huye haato se usne mari kalayi ko aise chua,
    Jesi uski har saas mujhse poche rahi thi,
         Bhai saahab time kya hua.......


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Maine tujhe propose kiya toh tere baap ne mujhe pita ,
     Tan ki shakti maan ki shakti bournvita ,


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Gul gaye,Gulsun gaye..Gayi tumhari hoton ki lali....
   Chord do mera picha hogayi tum bacho wali...


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Mein tumhare liye sab kuch karta..Magar mujhe kaam tha,
Mein tumhare liya doob marta....Magar mujhe zukham tha,


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Teri ankhen jhuki jhuki,
Tera chehra khila khila,
Teri ankhen jhuki jhuki,
Tera chehra khila khila,
Jab tere galo per se hath ghumaya
To adha kilo FAIR and LOVELY mila,


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Jo 1 galti kare........Anjaan
Jo 2 galti kare........nadaan
Jo 3 galti kare........Shaitaan
Jo galtiyon pe galti kare.......Pakistan
AUR...JO HAR GALTI MAAF KARE....HINDUSTAN

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