| Review - Lord of the Rings |
| Lots of little people with big feet and bad hair. Allowed to smoke dope, which is why the silly bastard agrees to traipse across Miramar to fling a ring into a fiery pit. Best bit? Death of Gandalf. Indecisive old men should die. Worst bit? Length. Losing feeling in one's behind is not pleasant. Coolest bit - the Elf fairy chick turning monstrous near the ring. Great graphics. Amanda |