"Morning Vegeta." Bulma chirped Vegeta replied with a grunt.
"Nice to see you too." Bulma continued, Vegeta grunted once more and raided the refrigerator. In his hands were various kinds of foods, knowing him he probably got up at the crack of dawn and hadn't eaten all morning.
"Vegeta can you toss me a muffin?" Bulma asked politely.
"Get you own woman, this is mine." Vegeta barked.
"Fine." Bulma said with a bit of anger in her voice, but when she made it to the refrigerator, it was completely empty.
"VEGETA! You ate EVERYTHING, why didn't you save me something, dammit!" Bulma yelled. Vegeta was stuffing his face and gave Bulma an evil glare.
"Well woman you should have gotten off your lazy ass and eaten before I came in, it is your own fault." Vegeta snapped back. Bulma was turning red; this was Vegeta's best part of the day, making the woman mad. She casually walked up to Vegeta, looked him straight in the eye, and snatched the muffin that was sitting on the table.
"Dammit woman, that�s mine!" Vegeta hollered. She instantly bit off the top of the muffin, and gave it back to him.
"Here ya go baka." Bulma replied with a grin, she knew this would get Vegeta so much; she loved it. She walked back to her lab; she could hear the Saiyan cursing. He slammed the back
door and returned to his training.
Bulma came back from her lab for some lunch, she looked at the table and notice the muffin was gone. ~ He ate it! ~
Bulma went to open the refrigerator and remembered that Vegeta had cleaned it out earlier so she needed to go shopping. She prepped herself up, looking half-decent and was ready to roll till she heard her too well known Saiyan call her.
"Woman where�s my damn food?" Vegeta screeched.
"At the store baka, I'm just getting ready to go get some more.� Bulma replied.
"How long is it going to take?" Vegeta ask, with a sneer.
"Well since your not the patient type, you can join me, that is, if you're not busy with trying to beat up Goku." Bulma said with sarcasm. Vegeta growled and stormed out, Bulma shrugged and headed for her car. When she jumped in the drivers� seat, she was startled with a mad prince in the passenger seat.
"Shut up woman, not a word." Vegeta said with his arms crossed.
Bulma smiled a bit, she was amused to see how much he wanted food.
~ Food couldn�t be the only thing on a Saiyan's mind. ~
Bulma wondered to herself. She started the car and zoomed to the grocery store, she didn't think it would be too hard to shop with Vegeta but she guessed wrong.
"VEGETA! You can't blast someone into the next dimension just because they told you couldn't eat the food. Your supposed to PAY for it first baka." Bulma yelled.
"You said the food was in the store, well here we are, you said it yourself. I'm hungry dammit." Vegeta snapped, Bulma smacked her head, she totally forgot about what planet Vegeta came from, Bulma sighed.
"Well I guess that�s partly my fault, but from now on no eating any food in the store, or blasting people away, got it?" said a frustrated Bulma.
"Fine!" Vegeta snapped back, he crossed his arms and followed close behind Bulma while she grabbed various items. They walked down several aisles till something sweet caught Vegeta's senses; he picked up a candy bar, and examined it carefully.
"What is this woman?" Vegeta asked.
"Oh that, that's what we call a candy bar, its nice treat." Bulma replied.
Vegeta grabbed a good hand full and tossed it in the shopping cart, Bulma smiled, grabbing more food that was needed and headed for the check out station. She noticed a pair of women talking; she didn't pay any attention to it till she heard the name Yamcha pop up. She instantly tuned into their conversation.
"Well I heard he's been around the block or two, I mean right now he's suppose to be dating that rich girl, or what was her name?" the blonde one said.
"Oh you mean Bulma Briefs, you know that will never last, I mean he goes through girls like pages in a book." Both women laughed.
�Oh you know what I heard, he was dating my cousin Connie last night, she said he was real good that night.� The blonde woman had a look of surprise all over her face.
�He can be such a player when it comes to women.� The other replied both young woman walked away but not until noticing Vegeta.
�Damn, he looks hand picked.� The blonde whispered to her friend, they walked away giggling.
Vegeta saw the two ladies checking him out; he looked the other way so they wouldn�t see him blush. Bulma on the other hand was heart broken to learn that Yamcha was cheating on her, which soon her feelings turned into anger. She wouldn�t let him get away with this, not by a long shot.
Bulma became so distracted with her thoughts she didn�t even notice it was her turn to pay.
Vegeta knew she was the only way he was going to get any food so he walked up to Bulma quickly.
"Woman you can kill the human when we're out of the store, you�re the only one who can pay for this damn food so get on with it." Vegeta snapped, while grabbing her wrist and pulled her up to the cashier.
"Ma�am you�re total is 649.97 cents." the cashier spoke. Bulma handed her the money and pushed her cart full of food to the car, Vegeta followed close behind. Bulma was thinking of what she would do to Yamcha once she confronted him.
~ He�s so dead when I get home! ~ Bulma yelled in her mind.
Having Bulma drive didn�t ease her pain or anger; she was an accident waiting to happen. Vegeta was holding on the car for dear life.
"You driving like a mad woman, slow down before you kill yourself." Vegeta hollered over the wind, he quickly put his belt on. Hearing this only made her grip the wheel tighter, and step on the accelerator more. Bulma drove passing cars by inches; she whipped around corners like nothin. Vegeta was thinking it would be safer to just fly home. Then she reached her house and nearly hit a tree; the car came to a stop. Bulma rushed into the house and slammed the door. Vegeta was still glued to his seat, "You�re a crazy woman, you know that, CRAZY!" Vegeta shouted to the house, he went to the trunk and carried all the food into the Capsule Corp, Bulma was ready to cry.
"Oh no not another one of those fits, where you cry all day and night over that bastard Yamcha. You should gotten rid of him long ago, or at least let ME get rid of him." Vegeta smirked at the idea of blasting the human to the next world.
"Vegeta you know damn well your not suppose to kill anyone here on earth." Bulma said through her tears.
"You always ruin my fun." Vegeta replied back, sounding like a child pouting to their mother. Bulma glared at him he returned with a glare and they both chuckled.
"Get me my food!" Vegeta demanded. He grabbed his candy bars and hopped on the couch. Bulma growled something about stupid Saiyan's and their stomachs while Vegeta smirked at her complaints.
After dinner Vegeta disappeared again like always while Bulma slummed into her couch. She tried to think over the years her and Yamcha spend together.
~ We�ve been through so much, why would he betray me like that! How many other girls has he had, when I�ve only had him? ~
Bulma�s thoughts were interrupted with Vegeta throwing his dirty clothes at her.
�I want those clean by the end of today woman!� Vegeta snapped, he had a towel wrapped around his slim waste, he was heading for the shower.
�Wha�What the hell! I refuse, do your own laundry!� Bulma shouted, not moving from her seat, Vegeta growled and walked back out to where Bulma was.
�Woman!� Vegeta stopped when he saw Bulma; she had a short skirt that was revealing her long legs, then his eyes traveled up to her chest. She was wearing a tight white tank top, he watched her till she shot him an evil glare.
�Checking me out again I see.� Bulma said with an evil smile.
�No, I�m just�I�m just waiting for you to get off your lazy ass and clean my clothes!� Vegeta snapped, trying not to look at her again.
�Oh I see.� Bulma had a wicked smile on her face; she slowly turned right side up making sure she had Vegeta�s totally attention, which she did. Bulma walked over to his clothes and bent over making sure he got a look at her butt, then slowly walked back to Vegeta who was still in a towel and threw his clothes in his face.
�Follow me!� Bulma said as she walked down the hall and towards the washing machine.
�Today the lil' prince is going to learn how to wash clothes!� Bulma said with sarcasm, Vegeta grunted and put on his evilest glare like I�m never going to do this kinda look.
�First you take the clothes like this! And put them in the washer like this! Then you put in the soap like this�� Bulma stopped once she saw the proud prince standing with his arms crossed and no towel.
�Oops, sorry Vegeta let me get you something to cover up with�� She looked all around but Vegeta spoke.
�It�s not like you haven�t seen a naked man before, women on my planet would kill to see this.� Vegeta said with a smirk.
�But I�� Bulma was blushing by now.
�Have a boyfriend? You heard those baka�s talking, he is no longer faithful, so why should you be?� Vegeta said, not moving.
Bulma sighed, he was right, why should she waste her time with Yamcha, he was never good to her anyway. Bulma thought for a moment, then she let her eyes wander farther and farther she looked at his at most perfect body. He had many scars, most from battles, years of training shaped his every muscle he was handsome.
�Bulma! Bulma dear, we�re back!� a voice called from the front room.
�Coming! Vegeta quick get in the shower!� Bulma pushed the prince into the shower.
�Is that annoying mother of yours here again?� Vegeta asked while in the shower.
�Yes, and I don�t want her knowing what we�re doing!� Bulma said making sure everything was in order, Vegeta growled and cursed under his breath.
�We better finish this soon woman, none of these damn interruptions.� Vegeta replied while showering.
�I know, I know, we couldn�t have done anything with my parents in the next room.� Bulma gathered more cloths, she heard her mother knocking on the door.
�Bulma dear, your father and I are back I�ve brought back
souvenirs!� Her mother chirped.
�Coming mother!� Bulma shouted back.
�See you later Vegeta.� Bulma smiled.
�Yeah, yeah.� Vegeta replied back.
�Bulma dear what were you doing in there that took so long?� Her mother asked while picking up some bags.
�Oh nothing, just doing�laundry.� Bulma stammered.
�Oh I thought you hated doing laundry.� Her mother replied.
�Well mom it�s not going to wash it�s self.� Bulma said, a little annoyed by her nosy mother. �Hey dad, how did the meeting go in America?� Bulma said trying to change the subject.
�Oh it went fine, we�ll be trading software after all, we�ve got a lot of work set out for us Bulma.� Mr. Briefs replied, he picked up his kitty and setting it on his shoulder like always. �Did you miss me kitty?� he asked his cat, it meowed in replied.
~ That was close, I would never hear the end of it if mother found out how close Vegeta and I have been ~ she thought as she walked to her room, thinking about her newest love. One she�d never thought was possible.
~ Anything is possible, I know that now. ~ Bulma smiled and jumped on her bed to daydream about her prince.
�Vegeta who would have thought you would be attracted to me?� she whispered to herself.