The First Wicked Step Sister: Ryoko
The Second Wicked Step Sister: Ayeka
The Wicked Step Mother: Washu
The Messenger: Kiyone
The Fairy Ditzy Mother: Mihoshi (Perfect for her, ne?)
The Head Mouse: Ryo-oh-ki (Or cabbit� Whatever)
The Prince Charming: ??? (Guess Who!!!)
And Finally
Sasami as Cinderella!
Act 1: The Invitation
It's another typical day in the planet of Jurai. Although there were tons of royal families, none of them have the sense of fun like us Earthlings� And one little girl princess was experiencing this first hand.
*Royal Dining Room
The Masaki family was quietly eating that afternoon for their lunch. At best, they were all quiet, with Cindi-Sasami stood nearby, biting her lower lip, in her torn maid uniform old and worn. Her stepmother and stepsisters were trying the new soup Cindi-Sasami made, after her first several attempts have failed.
"Cindi-Sasami!!!" Ryoko, her first stepsister also screamed at her as she pointed at her soup. "This soup is too hot!"
"Cindi-Sasami!!!" Ayeka, her second stepsister screamed at her as she pointed at her soup. "This soup you gave me is too cold!"
"Cindi-Sasami!!!" Washu, her stepmother joined in the screaming, pointing at her soup. "This soup you gave me is too distasteful! Have you not taken into consideration about the proteins and taste in your cooking, or do you think we don't deserve your once finest cooking?!?!"
Cindi-Sasami frowned. "We're doing Cinderella here, not Goldilocks!" She shouted back, but was only met with her stepfamilies' glares. "Okay�" she replied quietly and took the plates away.
*The Royal Kitchen
Ryo-oh-Ki looked up as Cindi-Sasami struggled into the kitchen. Dumping the plates in the sink� Cindi-Sasami wiped her sweaty brows with an arm and sighed. She gave a quick smile at the little cabbit who mewed back at her happily. Cindi-Sasami went back to her kitchen chores of washing the dishes. Once, the castle was filled with servants that her father hired, but after his death, all wealth and power went to Washu. Now, all the servants are fired and it's all left to Cindi-Sasami to look after the castle and become the servant of her mother and sisters. In other words, Cindi-Sasami's life is pretty much screwed right now�
Cindi-Sasami hummed a tune as she turned on the nearby radio. The device cackled until it got the right station back on. Bubbles started floating around from the soapy sink as 'Pioneer' was played. Cindi-Sasami closed her eyes and sung with the song in total synch. Ryo-oh-Ki started dancing, jumping onto one bubble after another until
she reached on Cindi-Sasami's left shoulder and joined in the singing. After she was done with the dishes, she dried her hands and was about to start making dinner for the night when she heard the doorbell rang. She waited for a few minutes to see if her stepsisters would answer it. Realizing that not one of them will answer, Cindi-Sasami sighed and made her way upstairs�
* Front Door
When Cindi-Sasami finally made her way to the front door, she was out of breath. Standing outside was a messenger in blue.
"This is so unfair!" Kiyone the Messenger mumbled as she went through her mailbag. Cindi-Sasami tried to act as if she weren't listening. "All I get is one freaking line in this whole episode! First, I get left out in space, then I'm a Uni dropout, NOW a freaking messenger with ONE LINE!!!" she suddenly took Cindi-Sasami by the shoulders and shook her. "WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING THIS TO ME!?!?!?!? DON'T I DESERVE BETTER!?!?!?!?!?! I WAS A FAMOUS SPACE DETECTIVE UNTIL 'SHE' CAME INTO MY LIFE!!!! AND NOT A SINGLE MOMENT DID SOMETHING GOOD CAME OUT OF IT!!!!!!!! NOT ONE!!!! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!?!?!?!? WHAT?!?!??!?!?!??!??!??!?!"
Cindi-Sasami gave a scared smile. "Can you just say the line?" she asked in a small voice. "'Cause you're really starting to hurt me�"
Kiyone the Messenger gave a tired, defeated sigh. She handed an invitation letter to Cindi-Sasami and said her line. "Here's your mail, little miss." With that done, Kiyone turned and left. But as she was about to leave the front gate of the mansion, she caught sight of several kids staring at her. Kiyone the Messenger growled at them and they ran off, screaming. Cindi-Sasami gave one last look at the Messenger and closed the door�
After massaging her sore shoulders where Kiyone grabbed her, Cindi-Sasami looked down at the invitation and opened it� It was an invitation to her whole family! It seemed there's going to be a party at planet Earth for a certain Prince Charming and everyone is invited!
"Ohh! What's that???" Ryoko materialized out of the wall and took the invitation out of Cindi-Sasami's hands. "Hey, Ma! Check this out! It's an invitation for a Prince's party!"
Suddenly, Washu and Ayeka have joined Ryoko and were reading it in silence and quiet growing excitement. Washu looked up and smiled at her two girls. "You know what this means!"
"Party!!!" Ryoko and Ayeka cheered happily. This was met with a great fwap at the side of their heads.
"Idiots!" Washu screamed at them. "This is like an invitation from the universe's most powerful family! While you two distract everyone, I'll go steal the famed Masaki Sword they have!"
"Masaki�" Ayeka blinked. "Isn't that this little pests last name?" she pointed at Cindi-Sasami.
Washu nodded. "She's like the Prince's cousin. Maybe that's why were getting an invitation�."
"Can I go then, please?"
The three women looked down at Cindi-Sasami. "Fine. Go!" Ryoko ordered. Cindi-Sasami smiled.
"Really? Wow! Thank you! I can't believe you're going to let me come to the party-"
"Who said you're coming?!?" Washu hit Ryoko at the side of her head. "You'll probably jeopardize the whole thing! No, you're staying here tonight!"
Cindi-Sasami was hurt. "But why? I was, like, invited too! Why can't you just forget about the sword and just have a good time."
"Because I'M the Wicked Step-Mother, that's why!" Washu gave an evil cackle. "And you're Cindi-Sasami! Now shut up and go back to the kitchen!"
*Later that Night, in the Royal Kitchen
Her stepfamily has left an hour ago, leaving the little princess all alone in the mansion. Cindi-Sasami sobbed as she washed the dishes. Ryo-oh-Ki gave a mournful sound too as the little princess continued her forced labor.
"It's not fair!" Cindi-Sasami choked out between tears. "I don't ask for much, and they won't even give this little thing to me! I do everything they say� -sniff-" she fell silent as she looked down at her reflection in the sink, framed by soap bubbles and pieces of fried fish and other food. "All I want is to go to a party� and meet my cousin�"
-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!- The kitchen sink suddenly exploded, tossing Cindi-Sasami and Ryo-oh-Ki aside. The little princess waved away smoke and straightened herself up� That's what she would have done if she weren't so busy gawking at who unexpectedly appeared over the ruined kitchen sink. A woman stood over it, in a flowing pink gown and a tiara over her pretty blonde head. She waved her long silver wand about as she hovered towards Cindi-Sasami with her white, transparent wings, a smile on her face.
"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Cindi-Sasami!" the woman greeted with a laugh. "I am your Fairy Ditzy Mother and I have come to grant your wish!"
Act 2: Getting to the Party
"Well??? Aren't you glad I'm here???"
Cindi-Sasami and Ryo-oh-Ki just stared at Mihoshi, the Fairy Ditsy Mother. "Whaaaat???" Cindi-Sasami asked with a dazed look on her face.
"I am here to grant you your wish to go to the Ball-"
"Actually, it's a party." Cindi-Sasami added absently.
"Whatever. Anywhooooo�" Mihoshi waves her wand and suddenly, a large pumpkin appeared in Cindi-Sasami's hands. "Plant this outside and in ten days, it will grow to a carriage that will bring you to the Ball!!!"
"Party."
"Whatever."
Cindi-Sasami looks at the gift. "Ahhh, excuse me. But, I can't wait ten days. The party is TODAY."
Mihoshi gave a startled yelp. "Whaaaat?!?!?!? But I thought� And I was� And you are� Oh NO!!! It's hopeless!" The Fairy Ditsy Mother started crying. "Now you'll never get to the ball!"
"Party."
"Whatever."
Cindi-Sasami gave the problem a quick thought. "Can't you magic for your pumpkin to grow faster???"
Mihoshi suddenly stopped crying. "You're right! I can do that!" Then, with a wave of her magic wand, the Fairy Ditsy Mother has turned the pumpkin Cindi-Sasami carries to a massive carriage� that was now over the little princess.
"Meow!!!" Cindi-Sasami's pet cabbit ran around the carriage that has squashed the little princess. Mihoshi, in panic, started to cast random spells. Unfortunately, those spells were fireball spells. *Fortunately*, one of them hit the carriage, blowing up the orange once-was-a-pumpkin and making tons of pieces of squashed fruit all
over the already messy kitchen. The Fairy Ditsy Mother rushed up to Cindi-Sasami's flat form and helped her up.
"I guess you're not getting to the party now, huh?" Mihoshi asked sheepishly. Cindi-Sasami and Ryo-Oh-Ki gave an exasperated sigh.
"Well, the carriage wouldn't have done any good, since the ball-"
"Party." Mihoshi corrected this time.
"Whatever," Cindi-Sasami continued. "Since the ball will take place in earth, which is about several light years away�"
The Fairy Ditsy Mother gave thought to this. "Oh yeah�" Then, she snapped her fingers. Again, she waved her magic wand. Cindi-Sasami and Ryo-Oh-Ki, seeing this, head for cover. The cabbit, however, was less fortunate as a beam from Mihoshi's wand zapped her. Ryo-Oh-Ki gave one last meow before spires and wings sprouted out of its fur� Cindi-Sasami gasped as Ryo-Oh-Ki changed to a space ship�
Much to large for Cindi-Sasami's kitchen�
"Nooo!" the little princess cried as the ship grew big and the walls gave way. Soon, the mansion had a new MASSIVE back door� "My kitchen!"
"Don't worry!" Mihoshi started to wave her wand again. "I'll fix it in no time!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Cindi-Sasami screamed at her Fairy Ditsy Mother's face. Then, more calmly, she spoke. "No� That's okay� All I need now is a dress�"
Mihoshi smiled. Before Cindi-Sasami can stop her, the Fairy Ditsy Mother zapped her. Lightning flashed and soon, Cindi-Sasami was wearing a blue dress with ruby red slippers.
"No." Cindi-Sasami answered Mihoshi's un-voiced question. The Fairy Ditsy Mother sighed and zapped the little princess again.
Cindi-Sasami frowned at her sailor suit costume and the gold tiara. Mihoshi tried again� After a red martial artists gi costume, a police uniform, a Wing Zero armor, a tight black leather costume PLUS matching whip, a ronin's medireview costume (Or should it be samurai for those who don't know Japanese much?), a plug suit AND a revealing yellow leotard, the Fairy Ditsy Mother FINALLY got it right and magicked the little princess a fine blue kimono and silver glass thongs (Slippers, whatever)� The only problem was that the kimono was too loose�
Before Cindi-Sasami can say anything, the Fairy Ditsy Mother zapped her!!! In a puff of fairy dust, Cindi-Sasami became from the young little princess to a VERY adult and attractive princess!!!
"Woooooooooooooooooooow�" Cindi-Tsunami looked over herself and was REALLY impressed. "I love me!"
"No time to ogle at yourself!!!" Mihoshi started pushing Cindi-Tsunami towards her ship (carriage� whatever). "You have a party to crash!"
Act 3: The Party!!!
"And so, Prince Vegeta said to me, "You fool! You think you can beat me?!?!?!?"
Prince Trunks, Prince Gohan (DBZ), Prince Kenshin (Samurai X), Prince Darien (Sailor Moon), Prince Takeru (Digimon) and Prince Vegeta just glared at Prince Goku, who was laughing hysterically and madly as he stuffed food down his throat. "And you know what happened next, don't you Prince Vegeta?" he asked with a mouthful.
"Guh!!! You are a PRINCE in this Act, for crying out loud!!!" Prince Vegeta growled. "Act princely, you fa-"
"Dad, children in the area." Prince Trunks pointed out, nodding at Takeru and Gohan. "And Prince's don't swear, too."
Prince Vegeta seethed quietly, almost tearing off his tuxedo in anger as Prince Goku goes off to get another tray full of food.
"Sooooooo� Who are you with???" Prince Kenshin suddenly asked Prince Darien, now that Prince Goku was gone and everyone was free to talk once more.
"Who else?" Prince Darien sighed. "Princess Meatball head. And you?"
"Soujiro."
"But isn't he a guy???"
"Who can easily say??? Besides, it's hard to tell� and no one would question my choice. Just look at the Gundam Wing crew�" Prince Kenshin looked over his shoulder. "The kid wants to get into the party anyway� I don't see why not."
"But everyone can come. That's how nice Prince Tenchi is!"
Prince Kenshin smiled wickedly. "That, Soujiro does not know!"
"Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenshin!!!" Both princes' looked up as a female walked up to them, wearing a bright pink kimono AND heavy white powder that covered her whole face. She looked ABSOLUTELY horrible�
Prince Kenshin's face became as pale as the newcomer. "P- P- P- P- Princess Soujiro???????"
Soujiro smiled through the make up and winked behind a small fan he brandished. "The one and only�" he replied in a fake, female voice, which can be easily see though like water through paper.
"Enjoy your 'date' brave warrior." Prince Darien left a dazed Prince Kenshin to his doom, gulping his champagne in one gulp.
"You're going out with Kari, right?" Gohan asked curiously. Takeru nodded proudly.
"Yep! And Daisuke HATES me for it!"
Gohan sighs. "Well, at least you got a decent girl. I'm going out with Bra� Do you have ANY idea what kind of girls where I'm from??? They act NOTHING like girls!!! They yell, scream and bash even the strongest of warriors!!! I tell you, I'd rather face Frieza than go out with a girl from my place!"
"So� why come in the first place?"
"Well, to see what OTHER girls are like� That one over there looks pretty cute�" Takeru followed where Gohan pointed and the Digidestined almost dropped his glass of orange juice�
"You mean Princess Soujiro??????????? Can't you tell that there's something wrong with her?!?!!?!?"
"No. What's wrong? Oh, never mind. I'll go ask her if she wants to dance." With that, Gohan made his way to the Princess. Prince Takeru raised a glass to Gohan in prayer and drunk it and left to find Kari. He stopped by a window and looked out.
"This could make a great back door�" he thought out loud before going off�
***
Suddenly, the palace gates burst open. Every Prince and Princess turned to see a beautiful brown haired Princess come walking in, with a SeeD mercenary at her side� Everyone gasped at this grand entrance until Cindi-Tsunami come barging in and accidentally pushed Princess Rinoa out of her way.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!" Rinoa screamed and crashed into the nearest beverage table, splashing orange juice, red wine, sauces and chips all over her. Her escort, Squall, just stood there, uncaring.
"Sorry!" Cindi-Tsunami cried out hurriedly and rushed to find Prince Tenchi to warn him about her wicked stepmother and sister's plans. NOW the crowd gasped as they watched Cindi-Tsunami wafted through the crowd gracefully, a blue rose in a beautiful garden (I know it's red� whatever) Even the heartless Prince Vegeta stopped being arrogant and the ever gluttonous Prince Goku stopped to gawk at this beautiful visage of a human being� Only to be fwapped at the side of their heads
by Bulma and Chi-chi�
"Cindi-Sasami!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Cindi-Tsunami looked around and saw her two wicked stepsisters, Ayeka and Ryoko, with their wicked stepmother, Washu. Ayeka raised a trembling hand, pointing at her. "She�. She's more beautifuler than me!!!"
"She's even MORE beautifuller than me!!!" Ryoko gawked, her jaw hitting the ground.
"IDIOTS!!! OF COURSE SHE'S MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOU!!! SHE'S CINDI-TSUNAMI!!!" Washu hit the two with a fan. "And there's no such word as 'Beautifuller', you brainless NITWITS!!!"
Cindi-Tsunami pointed at the three. "You are not taking the Masaki sword away!!! I won't let you!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! Is that so?!?!?" Washu smiled evilly. "Well, guess what??? I know how this story ends!!! And so, I will CHANGE IT!!! You know why I can?!?!!? Because I am not only a Wicked Step-Mother� I am also the GREATEST GENIUS IN THE GALAXY AND WICKED STEPMOTHER
WASHU!!!! So THERE!!!" Washu clicked her fingers and pointed at Cindi-Tsunami. "DESTROY HER!!!"
Ryoko and Ayeka looked at each other and charged at Cindi-Tsunami. The beautiful princess gave a squeal as both sisters tackled her onto Rinoa, who just got helped by Princess Natsumi (You're Under Arrest!) and Princess Officer Jenny (Pok'mon). Cindi-Tsunami gave another squeal as Ryoko took hold of Rinoa and tossed her over the Princess, getting both dirtier.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! A fight!!! Let's dance!!!" Princess Asuka (Evangelion) cheered out and pulled up her sleeve as she was about to jump in into the fray. Only she was held back by Princess Rei (Evangelion), and was met by a fierce right hook.
"Always wanted to do that�" Rei gave her rare smile and lunged at the fallen princess. Soon, all out chaos broke out. Each Prince and Princess were fighting a battle that was TOTALLY meaningless, but fun to do. Squall was duking it out with Prince Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII), Prince Ash (Pok'mon) going fist to fist with Takeru as their pets, Pikachu and Patamon go one on one, Princess Tira (Bankuretsu Hunters) a whipping onslaught with Princess Quistis (FFVIII), Trunks in a hair pulling contest with Sephiroth, Goku an eating contest with Prince Crono (Crono Trigger), ANOTHER hair pulling contest with Shampoo (Ranma �) with Princess Serena (Sailor Moon)�
"What is the meaning of this!?!?!?!!?!?"
Every Prince and Princess froze and looked up. Standing at the other side of the palace was Prince Tenchi Masaki in an amazing kimono that made him looked regal. The famous Masaki Sword was tightly held between his belt at his waist, in its dormant state. "Why are you all fighting? This is a party, for crying out loud! Not some place to
brawl!" Prince Tenchi shook his head in disapproval. "And you have the nerve to call yourselves Prince and Princesses!"
"It was her fault!!!" everyone pointed at Rinoa, who was just sprawled on the floor, a dazed look in her eyes. Tenchi shook his head again, this time, in disappointment.
"Well, so much for a peaceful little party�" Tenchi sighed and turned away. "If anybody needs me, I'll be in the royal garden, tending to my royal crops� This party is over�"
"Not just yet!!!"
Prince Tenchi turned to face whoever spoke, but was caught off guard, as someone was able to charge at him and push him aside� after taking the Sword!!! It was the Greatest Genius in the Galaxy and the Wicked Step-Mother Washu! She laughed her evil laugh as she held the sword over her head, the Masaki heirloom shining to life, its blade materializing in a bright glow. "At last!!! The most powerful weapon in the Galaxy-"
"Er, actually, 'I'M' the more powerful weapon than that thing�" Prince Goku pointed out. Washu glared at him.
"In THIS fairy tale, you dumbass!!! And SHUT UP!!!! I'm talking!!! -ahem- The most powerful weapon in the Galaxy is in my grasp!!! Now, no one will dare stand against me! NO ONE!!!"
Every Prince and Princess looked at each other, a smile playing on their faces. Among them was Cindi-Tsunami, who was busy smoothing her orange juice, salsa dipping, strawberry punch, and olive covered kimono. "Ah� (What was my line again???) Oh yeah!!! Look around you, Greatest Genius in the Galaxy and the Wicked Step-Mother Washu!!! You are surrounded!!! There is no escape!!!"
"FOOL!!! YOU SAID 'THE LINE'!!!" Washu laughed again, raising a mocking finger towards Cindi-Tsunami. The beautiful princess tilted her head in confusion. "Don't you know, WHENEVER someone says something like that, the opposite thing ALWAYS happen???"
-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!- An explosion occurred beside Washu. As the cloud cleared, a blonde, tanned woman in a fairy dress came out, waving her hand and wand around. "Cindi-Sasami! I almost forgot to tell you!!!" The Fairy Ditsy Mother Mihoshi cried hurriedly. "You only have up to-"
Washu saw the magic wand and a plan formed in her head for an instant (If you call doing just ONE thing a plan�). "I'll take THAT!!!" Washu grabbed Mihoshi's wand and got behind her before kicking the startled Ditsy Fairy into Cindi-Tsunami and the crowd. "Ayeka! Ryoko! We're leaving!!!"
"Yes, mother!" Ayeka and Ryoko pulled up their skirts and ran up to Washu, but not before giving Cindi-Tsunami the traditional 'stick your tongue before making your get away' taunt.
"They're getting away!!!" Cindi-Tsunami stated the obvious.
"We can SEE that!!!" Prince Kenshin growled out. "Somebody� DO SOMETHING!!!"
Washu was just about to wave the wand and make her escape until-
"STOP RIGHT THERE!!!"
Everyone froze, even Washu. All looked around to try find who said those very memorable and effective lines (Although they would never really work in real life). Finally, they found the person who said it and was mildly surprised to see, standing on a large windowsill where Tuxedo Mask would typically be standing, was no other than�
"LINA INVERSE!!!" Princess Serena snarled the name out and pointed an accusing finger at the red head, caped Hero of the Day (Night� whatever). "How DARE you steal my line!!!"
"Do not worry, my fellow Prince and Princesses!" Lina continued, ignoring a certain infuriated blonde, pigtailed Princess. "I will save the day!!! With my magic, I will stop the villainous Greatest Genius in the Galaxy and the Wicked Step-Mother Wash-"
"Put a sock in it!" Washu waved the wand in Lina's direction. A red bolt shot out and struck Lina Inverse. With an 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!" the Hero of the Day was instantly transformed to a toad with red hair, who fell off the windowsill and landed down below on an unconscious Princess Rinoa. "Now that takes
care of the Hero of the Day! Now, to get out of here�"
Seeing her chance, Cindi-Tsunami rushed forward, pushing Ayeka and Ryoko aside and stood in front of Washu. The beautiful princess lunged for the sword, only Washu got out of her way and rested the tip of the weapon just inches over Cindi-Tsunami's head.
"Any sudden moves, or 'off with your head!' time!" Washu warned with a smirk. Cindi-Tsunami just stood there in a half-crouch, not knowing what to do. "You know, I would have left with my prize, but SINCE you've decided to try and rain on my parade, I've decided to turn you to a little bag of carrots for Ryo-Oh-Ki to chew on!!! Am I evil or
WHAT?!?!!?!? BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!" As the Greatest Genius in the Galaxy (ya di ya da) was about to wave the
fairy wand, a thought struck her� "By the way� Where IS that cabbit of yours???"
Without warning, the side of the palace crashed open. The ship Ryo-Oh-Ki busted through with a great "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!" Washu gawked at the massive hull as the ship rammed her super deformed anime style!!! The Greatest Genius (� Whatever�) Washu flew away through a palace window, screaming.
"I'll get you for this, Cindi-Tsunami!!! You and your little cabbit, too!!!" as she flew over the horizon, Washu shook her fist in indignation and disappeared in the night sky with a small twinkle.
"Good going, Ryo-Oh-Ki!!!" Cindi-Tsunami hugged the hull of the ship before turning to the Prince Tenchi Masaki, who has retrieved his sword, which Washu had dropped.
"You did well, Cindi-Tsunami!" The Prince said with admiration. Turning away, he pointed at Ayeka and Ryoko. "Take them away! They have done enough harm!"
"You won't take us without a fight!" Ayeka threatened and Ryoko stood beside her with the same determined glare. All Prince and Princesses looked down at the two Wicked Sisters and jumped them. Ayeka and Ryoko, needless to say, screamed in agony.
The Royal Bell of the Royal palace begun to strike midnight, the dings and dongs echoing in the background as Tenchi took Cindi-Sasami's hands. "You have saved the Masaki heirloom� How can I ever repay you?" He queried looking deep into Cindi-Sasami's eyes.
The beautiful princess blushed. "We could end this story with a kiss�"
"Then so be it�" Tenchi leant forward to kiss Cindi-Tsunami� only she wasn't there anymore� The prince looked down in shock as Cindi-Tsunami has returned to Cindi-Sasami.
"I forgot to tell you!" Mihoshi came up behind Cindi-Sasami, who was as shocked as the Prince. "You only have up to midnight before the spell wears off! I would have told you sooner, but Washu messed up the whole script!"
Cindi-Sasami sighed. Slowly, she looked up and glared at her Fairy Ditsy Mother. "I am going to count to ten�" the little princess muttered slowly, but loudly. "IF I still see you are here when I finish counting, I am GOING to enjoy HURTING you, you little s(censored)t� ONE� TWO�"
Mihoshi gave a worried smile. "Cindi-Sasami! You can't mean that� I AM your fairy Ditsy Mother�" Mihoshi reasoned, but the little princess wasn't listening. Pulling up her skirt, Mihoshi ran for her life.
"� NINE� TEN�" Cindi-Sasami looked up and still sees Mihoshi running through the crowd. "Oh, Fairy Ditsy Mother!" Cindi-Sasami smiled and got on board into Ryo-Oh-Ki. "I have SOMETHING for you!!!" With that, the ship rose into the air and followed in hot pursuit of the fairy Ditsy Mother.
Prince Tenchi watched all of this with mouth agape. He shook his head and looked down, to find Cindi-Sasami's left silver glass thongs (slippers. Whatever). He picked it up and raised it into the air. "Cindi-Sasami! I will return this thong (Slipper) to you, even if it takes me my whole life and has searched over thousands of lands!" He
gave another glance at the slipper and sighed. "Or� I could always wait here and hold it for you until you return� It's much more sensible� Who thinks up this stupid fairy tales, anyway??? I mean, the Prince tries to return the slipper to a total stranger?" Tenchi asked the other Prince and Princess who were still busy pummeling on Ayeka
and Ryoko. "Oh well� at least its over�"
***
Meanwhile�
"It's not over yet!!!" Washu hollered in mid air, even though no one can hear her. "Wait until 'Cinderella Muyo! Part 2!!! Washu's Revenge!!!' THEN we shall see who has the last laugh!" Washu gave another of her evil laughs before plummeting into a nearby sun�
The End
Sasami slept peacefully as Washu, Tenchi, Ayeka, Ryoko, Mihoshi and Kiyone argued around her bed quietly, a storybook between them. "I'm telling you that's not how the story ends!!!" Tenchi pointed out.
"Of course not! The most beautiful of the Wicked sisters gets to marry the Prince while the ugly one is left to suffer!" Ayeka explained and nudged at Ryoko with a wicked smile. "Right?"
"Yeah, but I'm the beautiful wicked sister, not some freak of nature like you." Ryoko replied with a smirk.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!!?"
"The Wicked Step Mother ends up getting away!" Washu shouted over them, the time for silence quickly forgotten. "How come the bad guys ALWAYS have to lose?!?!!?? I, I mean, the Wicked Step Mother had everything planned so well!"
"You know� I could have done a better Snow White�" Mihoshi thought out loud. Kiyone smacked a hand on her head in exasperation.
"You would, only we're NOT talking about Snow White! We're talking about Cinderella! And how come I get ONE LINE?!?!!?!? Who's idea was that?!?!!?" Kiyone glared at Mihoshi, who was suddenly having trouble breathing as Kiyone choked her. "I COULD HAVE DONE A BETTER FAIRY!!! HOW COME THEY CHOOSE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHY?!?!?!?! WHY!?!?!??!?!?!?!"
Sasami turned on the other side of the bed and smiled dreamily� "And we live happily ever after�
The End (For real, this time!)
