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| JOKES!!!!! |
| WARNING These Jokes are really tasteless and/or stupid. Please do not be offended. |
| -A guy walks into a bar. Ouch. HAAHAHAHHAAHAHAAA!!!!!! -How do you drown a blond? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. AAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! -What do you call 19 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind-tunnell HAAHAAHOOHAAHOOHOO!!! -Whats the difference between my sister and a sack of crap? the sack HAAHAAHOOHEEHEEHEEAHEE!!! -What do you call cheese thats not yours? NACHO CHEESE!!!! HEEEHEEHEEEE!!!! Al Gore- "I invented the internet" AAAHHAHAHHAA....wait a minute, that wasn't supposed to be a joke, was it? -These two guys decide to start a bungee-jumping business in Mexico. They set up a platform and attach a bungee cord. Pretty soon they are ready to begin. One of them decides to test it out. He jumps off and when he comes back up he's all beat up. The second tries to catch him, but misses. He falls back down, and comes back up, this time he's bleeding. The second guy misses again. He bounces and comes back up a third time, and this time he's very badly injured. The second guy catches him and says "what happenned? was the cord to short?" The first guy answers, "no the cord was fine, but what the heck's a pinata?" HAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! MORE TO COME!!! |
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