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The Parents
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And Introducing the White and Blue Ajahs
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Written by Kamarile al'Chera
Produced by Some-type-of-html-that-phoenix-set-up-that-enables-posting
Speculations on Cordelia
Your story's sad to tell
A psycho straight from hell
Most mixed up, with her frequent
Away sign!
Your vision's so obscure now,
And we're not even sure now
If your sanity will last
Another mile . . . White Tower Knockout
No real life for you! White Tower Knockout
Lost your suntan, and both your shoes!
Well at least you could've taken time
To clean and lock the house up
Instead of spending all your dough to find
The perfect comp in Canada!
Baby keep mooing (keep mooing)
Don't leave your lunacy behind!
There are just jealous!
Don't listen to their endless whine!
If you stay on DM, you know
You can become Aes Sedai
If you leave us Cordie
We will go and cry!
White Tower Knockout
Hanging around the BT board!
White Tower Knockout
Wonder what's an OP score?
Well your parents tried to pull the plug,
But it's already been said
That it's pointless, that it's obvious
You're Randland, born and bred!
Lia don't sweat it
Don't melt your snowball self!
Join the blue ajah! Become a North Pole Elf!
Now your hair's tangled,
Your feet wrinkled
And still you won't go to school
Stay on the comp! Insanity rules!
Taryn don't blow it!
You still can get offline!
But we know that
That'd take too much precious compy time!
Now, you know our thoughts!
We think you rock!
If you stay like this, you'll die . . .
Cordie, help us keep the
Lunacy
ALIVE . . .
