The Adventures of Hobbit Girl
The adventurous hobbit lass nimbly climbs the tree, in the strangest garb imaginable . . . Can those be . . . SHOES?
Oh my! Don't mess with hobbitgirl!
Apparently hobbitgirl has some night job we didn't know about . . .
Hobbit girl is back in action, picking fruit, or something, for the midday meal . . . Which midday meal you ask? Well, it's not breakfast or second breakfast . . . Not elevenses . . . Not Luncheon . . . Must be Afternoon Tea
Hobbit girl understands the woe that battle brings . . .
So very small is hobbit girl in comparison with her surroundings . . . Ah, the life of a halfling
Hobbit girl gazes at her sword, Swing, just like Frodo must have looked at Sting when he first received it . . .
What beauty! Flower, web of silver, and hobbit girl, cast with beams of light . . .
Pensive hobbit girl, contemplating the joys and sorrows of life . . .
Hold your breath! Hobbit girl holds in her hand a Silmaril, a holy jewel! At least, she wishes she did . . . Hmm . . . Come to think about it, the jewel isn't even visible . . . Well! I suppose hobbit girl must trick us once in a while. But as you can see, she is short and hobbit-sized!
Hobbit girl smiles for the camera in an interesting pink hat
It's a long way for hobbit girl to leap over the stream, but she does it with courage!
Ah, what sorrow. Our hobbit girl is stricken with grief . . . Mayhaps her toe itches and the camera person won't let her scratch it? Alas for poor hobbit girl . . .
Well, it looks like hobbit girl is going to speak! What has she got to say . . . "Fourteen pictures is far too short a time to spend with such excellent and admirable hobbits! Or whatever race you are . . . of Men, Eldar, or Dwarves . . . So I regret to tell you this is the end. I am going now. GOOD-BYE!"
That rascal hobbit girl! Playing with Rings of Power! Well, I suppose I'd better go see that she doesn't get into any trouble. Cheerio
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