| Jokes - Santa Banta |
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| � Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya __________________________________________________________________ � Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM __________________________________________________________________ � An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do. __________________________________________________________________ � Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon. __________________________________________________________________ � Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long! __________________________________________________________________ � Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." __________________________________________________________________ � Jeeto: If I die what'll you do? Santa: I may also die. Jeeto: Why? Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man. __________________________________________________________________ � Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. __________________________________________________________________ � Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? __________________________________________________________________ � Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai. __________________________________________________________________ � Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also! __________________________________________________________________ � Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money. __________________________________________________________________ � Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave. __________________________________________________________________ � Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board. __________________________________________________________________ � Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform? __________________________________________________________________ � Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call. __________________________________________________________________ � Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman __________________________________________________________________ � Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What's he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him! __________________________________________________________________ � At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne? Boy: Goal karan lai. Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey. __________________________________________________________________ � Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." __________________________________________________________________ � Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam. __________________________________________________________________ � Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That's terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions." __________________________________________________________________ � Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth. __________________________________________________________________ � Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws. Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him! Santa: I can't. I ran out of film __________________________________________________________________ |
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