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Subject: Catchy Jokes Do you know why girls don't keep thier mobiles in shirt pocket? B'coz can't get signals near hills & mountains ___________________________________________________________________ Do you know why boys keep thier mobiles in pant pockets? B'coz signals are high near the tower.... ___________________________________________________________________ Chemistry ke teacher ne Ek ladki ko poocha... Teacher:: What are nitrates? Ladki:: Ladki ne Sharmate hue jawab diya "2500/- plus hotel room bill"... ___________________________________________________________________ What is the difference between pulling a curtain and pan ty?? A:: When you pull a curtain, "It means that the show is over". But, pulling down a pan ty means "It's show time". ___________________________________________________________________ A 5 year old boy asked a Pregnant lady: What is that? The lady told, "This is my baby and I love him very much". Boy: Then why did you eat him?? ___________________________________________________________________ Lady asked the time to a Sardar. He replied "bra panties" She slapped him and said, "I asked you the time". Sardar said wahitho "BARAH PAINTEES" <12:35 ___________________________________________________________________ Traveller to co-passenger on seeing her zip open: "Madam, your lips are laughing". She replied "yeah, it wants a cigarette". ___________________________________________________________________ A girl and boy sitting alone. The boy started touching the girl. GIRL: Don't touch me, all this only after marriage... BOY: OK, call me when you are married. ___________________________________________________________________ Sardar was driving with girlfriend to Chandigarh. He puts his hand on her lap. She smiles and says, "You can go further dear". So, Sardar drives to SHIMLA. ___________________________________________________________________ A boy from third class asked his teacher, can a girl of my age have babies? She said, "What? NEVER" Boy told the girl sitting next, "See, I told you not to worry" |
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