Kamado Tile Work
So let's get this straight. You paid over $1000 for this cooker and this is what happens? |
This is how it starts. |
Dear god! The tiles that fell off fill a bucket! (Better get a bucket!) |
The Kamado company's suggestion for how to get warrantee service when your tiles fall off: FIX IT YOURSELF! |
Be very careful when trying to get that top damper unstuck. If you don't break the dome, you'll probably lose a few tiles! |
Doesn't this make you puke? How much did you pay for that cooker? |
Tile's don't discriminate. The fall off the dome, they fall off the top damper. |
And they fall off in great numbers, too! |
Are those hanging chads? Heck no! Those are hanging tiles. Don't worry, they'll come off in a second... |
There are so many photos of tile damage out there, it gets a bit boring, don't you think? |
The tiles fall off in small areas.... |
....and the tiles fall off in large areas. Which will you get? |
That might have been a pretty looking cooker once upon a time. |
Tiles fall off blue cookers.... |
....tiles fall off multi-colored cookers.... |
....tiles fall off green cookers. Tiles don't discriminate on the basis of color! |
How can something this bad not be covered by a lifetime guarantee? |
Why do you have to fix it yourself? |
Why do you have to beg and kiss ass to get them to send you a few lousy replacement tiles? |
Why do the freaking tiles fall off in the first place? |
More tiles, more tiles, more tiles!!! |
See how they separate from the cooker in huge patches? Didn't they use any adhesive at all?? |
This poor owner probably didn't even notice he was missing a few tiles? |