Kamado Cracks
The top vent spinner has cracked! And look! It doesn't even close the top because it's crooker! |
Oops! Another broken top trying to get the top vent open! |
They crack and then they break! |
This could be your cooker after you try to get a stuck damper top off! |
See the cement in the lid cracking? |
Cement cracking and flaking off the damper top! Oh! Look! Tiles that had to be reglued and regrouted! Doesn't look very pretty does it? |
Look at the cracks that have formed in this dome. "Nice Work" indeed! |
Everything cracks, even fireboxes and grates. |
A crack from the top all the way down the side of the dome! |
Three cracks radiating from this hidden plate in the body of the cooker. |
A crack from the lower vent opening halfway up the side of the cooker! |
More cracks in the dome. Cracks are free! You don't pay extra! |
Oh the humanity! More cracks in the base! |
More cracks! |
Even more cracks! Will nothing stop the cracking madness?? |
Be honest! Does this stuff look like ceramic? No, it looks like what it is: Portland cement! |
What is holding this top together? Look at the number of cracks! (Hint: It sure ain't the tile holding it together!) |