A: Sen-sei!
Bill: I just realized something about Thanksgiving...
Bob: What is it?
Bill: Just Think, if Miles Standish had shot a mountain lion rather than a Turkey, we'd all be eating pussy.
Q: What attack does Vegeta use in a bedroom?
A: Big Bang Attack
Q: Whats a close encounter?
A: Ask Bulma.
Q: When is a Queen not a Queen?
A: When she's a RULER.
Q: Why's a Queen's staff called a Scepter
A: Because everyone works...Scept-er self.
Q: Why did the terrorist ride a horse?
A: Because the camel dumped him.
Q: What do you call Bloomingdales with all its gay employees sick?
A: Closed.
Q: What do you call a construction site with nothing but union employees?
A: A vacant lot.
Q: Why shouldn't you feed a Yuppy to a sharK?
A: Its cruel to the shark
If Pro is the Opposite of Con, then isn't Congress the Opposite of Progress?
Q: If Eve wore a fig leaf what did Adam wear?
A: A hole in it.
Q: what do comedians read?
A: Comic Books
Q: Know any Elephant Jokes that are actually funny?
A: If you know any, let me know.
Q: What has hudreds of balls and screws old ladies?
A: Bingo
Q: When is anything not a phallus to a Freudian Psychologist?
A: When the psychologist doesn't know about it.
So superman is flying over metropolis and he's horny as hell, because, you know, he's SUPERMAN...he lives in a fortress far away from any civilization and he hardly ever gets any. Anyways, he sees Wonder Woman on top of her invisble jet stark naked on her back spread eagled almost BEGGING to be shagged. Superman thinks "Hey wait, Im faster thna bullet! I can go down do a few quick pumps and zoom out before she notices!". So he goes down, does a few quick pumps and flys off. Wonder Woman says "WHAT THE HELLWAS THAT?".....
....And the Invisible man says "I don't know, but my asshole sure hurts."