Author and E-mail: Kalynn
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Rating: PG
Classification: H
Keywords: Humor!
Summary: uh, the title says it all *g* how to knock some sense into deluded mulder.
Spoiler: really small ones for stuff like Redux, War of the Copenhages, One Son. Nothing really serious though.
Archive: Does anyone even want this?!?!
Author's Notes: this isn't technically fiction and by all means not to be taken seriously! but after watching Two Fathers and One Son, now it's mulder's turn. i mean, after how he acted last night?!?
Disclaimer: Straight simple and to the point: Mulder and Scully, et al. are property of FOX Television, 1013 Productions, Chris Carter, and probably a bunch of other people. No one mentioned in here is mine. No profit is made, yadda yadda yadda. It's just the voices in my head won't shut up.
(a response to 'One Son')
10. Shock him with yet another fake Samantha.
9. Let Kersh nag him to death.
8. Two words: insect epiphany.
7. Diana "Kiss of Death" Fowley shudder
6. Ratboy fake arm pinata party on Mulder's head.
5. Frhohicke bitch-slaps him into next week for being mean to 'his gal'.
4. BBQ, anyone?
3. Scully striptease.
2. Forced to watch "Next on FOX... When Daddy Let's Aliens Invade!"
and, the number one way to get some sense into 'One Son' Mulder....
1. Another co-ed cold shower! Oh, wait...
