Author and E-mail and homepage: Kalynn (and her college roommate)
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Rating: G
Classification: H
Keywords: Humor!
Summary: uh, the title says it all *g* how to get rid of the ultimate evil life-sucking... FBI agent.
Spoiler: really small ones for stuff like the movie, Tooms, The Host, Pusher, Home. Nothing really serious though.
Archive: Does anyone even want this?!?!
Author's Notes: this isn't technically fiction and by all means not to be taken seriously! but after watching Two Fathers, my college roommate and i went to Denny's and over milkshakes sat there and wrote out the conspiracy as we saw it and then consipired as to how to get Diana her due....
Disclaimer: Straight simple and to the point: Mulder and Scully, et al. are property of FOX Television, 1013 Productions, Chris Carter, and probably a bunch of other people. No one mentioned in here is mine. No profit is made, yadda yadda yadda. It's just the voices in my head won't shut up.
(a response to 'Two Fathers')
by kaly and taleyana
10. Tooms last dinner.
9. Stung by hordes of killer bees in giant Jiffy Pop Poppers.
8. Just keep repeating 'Cerulean Blue . . .'
7. Forced to sleep with Flukeman (look at that *mouth*)
6. Impaled on alien-killing ice pick stiletto.
5. Green goo in eyes.
4. Exposed to mutated virus.
3. Mulder dribbles basketball into her face.
2. Married off into Peacock family.
And the number on way to kill Diana . . .
1. Scully performs first LIVE autopsy!
