Title: Top Ten Reasons CSM Is Really Just 'Misunderstood'
Author and E-mail and homepage: Kalynn
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Rating: PG
Classification: H
Keywords: Humor!
Summary: uh, the title says it all *g* CSM isn't bad, he's just drawn that way. yeah right, huh?
Spoiler: really small ones for stuff like Two Fathers, Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man, the movie. Nothing really serious though.
Archive: Does anyone even want this?!?!
Author's Notes: this isn't technically fiction and by all means not to be taken seriously! ever since my college roommate watched 'musings of a cigarette smoking man' she's determined that CSM is really just misunderstood (at least prior to One Son). while i don't necessarily share this opinion, i wrote this list anyway *g*
Disclaimer: Straight simple and to the point: Mulder and Scully, et al. are property of FOX Television, 1013 Productions, Chris Carter, and probably a bunch of other people. No one mentioned in here is mine. No profit is made, yadda yadda yadda. It's just the voices in my head won't shut up.
10. All that corn, and no popcorn for the end of the world.
9. Envious of Krycek's 'neat-o' fake arm.
8. "But Deep Throat got to kill an alien!" *whine*
7. Cassandra refused to sleep with him after 1973.
6. Never got credit for that whole JFK thing.
5. Jeffy refused to let him go to his Cub Scout meetings.
4. Hasn't figured out yet that Morley's are herbal.
3. Aliens refuse to make him their munchkin king.
2. "No, I am your fath..." Oh, forget it.
and the number one reason that CSM is really just 'misunderstood'....
1. Publish his book, already, damnit!
