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Koilu's Jadas! From: Kallushap Road News [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, July 11, 2000 10:00 AM
Subject: Koilu's Jadas!
Dear friends,
As you all know,Mr Koilu is just back from his second foreign
trip.Within a short span of 10 months in
bangalore,Mr Koilu have had two onsite trips.Mr koilu has been slowly
developing an almost extraordinary knack
for pumping out QUEJADA ( pronounced jada ) Dialogues.So,to cope with
the situation, AKKA and ABKA
decided to form an exclusive committe for gleaning and compiling
Koilu's main Jada Quotes.During the past few
months,The committee has been meticulously noting down some of his
famous jada quotes.Here is the whole
collection.
Thanks,
KJADA ( Koilu's Jada Analysis and Distribution Authority)
Jada One
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Dinkan chodichu: Eda koilu,ni ippo full time plane il anallo? bagyavan!
Koilu : Ooo,ingottu vannathu Sahara air lines ila..Aaa plane athra
pora...
Jada Two
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Koilu TV kanukayanu.
MTV.
Etho pattinte video anu kanikkunnathu.
Oru sayippu mikeum kayyil pidichu chadunnu.
Koilu: Eda njan ayale evido kandittundallo? Plane il ente aduthu irunna
alanennu thonnunnu.
Jada Three
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Aneesh : Eda koilu,va brigade roadil pokam. Vayum nokki nadannittu kore
nalayi.
Koilu : Ooo,enthonnu brigade road.Munichile schansdgh streetilodu
leftilottu pokumbol orukshdagwdd street undu..
aviduthe charakkukalanu charkkukal.enthuttu brigade road.
Jada Four
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Warry : eda ente puthiya bike 140 puttu pole cross cheyyum.
Koilu : Enthonnu 140? avide superbike raceing championship kandu
nadakkunna enikku 140 okke pulla.
( Koilu vinu Cycle balance illa enna karyam ivide anusmarikkatte. )
Jada Five
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Koilu : eda paper vannille?
Aila : illa.
Koilu : Shucks!!
Pad : Koilu,ninte shirt inte backil cheli undallo
KOilu : Oh,Shucks!
Kuru : Koilu,luggage vanno?
Koilu : O,Shucks! illeda.
Aneesh : Koilu,enikkeda..samayam 8 mani ayi.
Koilu : Ooo,Shucks!!
Angane Shucks,shucks,shucks.......
Jada Six
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Dinkan : da maire,koilu adichu ninte...!!
Koilu : FUCK OFF!!!
Aneesh : Pha paratta koilu,jada irakkunno!
Koilu : FUCK OFF!!!
Aila : Enthada koilandi jada irakkunnathu?
Koilu : FUCK OFF!!
Angane Fuck off,fuck off,fuck off........
JADA Seven
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TV-yil Amithabh Bachchante kaun banega crore pathi paripadi..
Oruthanu 25 laksham roopa kitti.
Ambi: Ho! 25 laksham!! Avanteyokke Yogam!!
Koilu: Angu germany-il ithokke verum chillikkashanedey!!
verum chillara DMs!!
JADA Eight
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Indiranagar gang tippasandra The Mess-il pathivu pole rathri appam
kazhikkan poyi. Koilu oru glass eduthu parisodhichu.
Ennittu: Che, ivide theere vrithiyillallo!! Germanyil aanengil ivanokke
ippo Kleuschkennbrangrenn jail-il kidannene!!
JADA Nine
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80 feet road-iloode oru Mercedes Benz E-class pokunnu. ( Around
150bhp,max speed 230kmphr)
Pad: Ho! Ente dream car anathu. Valla lottery enganum adichenkil!!
Koilu: Munich-il ee car anu taxi. njan ithila ennum office-il
poyirunnathu. Athra adipoli onnum alleda.
JADA Ten
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Koils.. kallu nilayathilekku vannu....padum ambiyum koilu munichil
ninnu
vannathinu shesham adhyamayi koiluvine kanunnu....
Koiluvalle....maniyadichekkam ennu padum ambi yum theerumanichu....
PAD : alla itharu...apsv...koiluvo??....sukham thanne??...
AMBI : va koilu nammal kandittu ethra divasam ayi??...namukku arun ice
cream kazhikkam....
KOILs : what ??..what ice cream??....I eat only gilfgondt
icecream...thats it...And one more thing...I have truck loads of
chocolates......U can come and have it,folks...
JADA Eleven
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Wimbledon Tennis Semi....Agassi Vs Rafter
PAD : Hoo... entha kali...rendum nalla kalikkar....ivarude kali nerittu
wimbledonil orikkal kandal
ente jeevitham saphalam ayi.....
KOIL : Hmm...athreyolloo??....Avide Munichil kradandt KUNDAN Centeril
nyanum....ho avante perentha...??....aa kochu payyan...
shee peru kittunnillallo....etho oru becker..nghaa...kittippoy...Boris
Becker....avanum
oru kali kalichittundu....ennitta??...
JADA Twelve
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Pad,ambi and kuru....ravile koiluvinte veetil poyi chochlate kittumo
ennariyan
pokunnu...avar veettil kayari...
KURU : dey koiloo....chocolate okke theerno??..vallathum bakki
undo??...
KOIL : hmm??....well...??.. why can't U come a litle bit earlier
folks??...let me see if I have...
koils akathekku poyi...oru kali coverum kondu purathu vannu...
KOILS : Friend...have U ever tasted this??...
PAD : illa..
Koils : Oh shucks...I'm sorry to tell U that U have mised the best
chocolate I have brought...I 'm sorry...bad luck...Its okay I'll get U
one
next month..but just remind me ..okay..
JADA Thirteen
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Appol thanne.....
Dinkan TV yil oru serial kandondirikkukayanu....X Files....
X Filesil enthokkeyo karyamayi nadakkunnundu...Back griund music nalla
high pitchil ayi..ellavarudeyum sredha angottu thirinju...
ellavarum serious ayi kanukayanu...Pavam ambikku onnum manasil
ayilla....l
AMBI : eda Koiloo...avan entha paranjathu...??...
KOILS : shuckss.....shhhhhh... let me hear what they say.....shhhh....
will you please shut your fucking mouth?
JADA Fourteen
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Dinkan koilu vinu mail ayakkunnu : Eda koilu,ni enna varunnathu?
Koilu's reply : Mikkavarum sunday
Dinkan : Ni pinne sthalam kanan vallathum poyo?
Koilu : Aaay,njan pinne poyilla. Ippo sthalam ellam kandu theerthal
pinne adutha masam njan varumbol boradikkum.
JADA Fifeteen
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Kannante mail : Hi all,njan udane thanne mikkavarum spainil pokum.
Koilu's reply : Eda,super. Ni vannittu enne phone cheyyu. Namukku
avide evide vechengilkum kanam.
( Spain evide kidakkunnu,Germany evide kidakkunu. )
Final JADA
This,dear friends,is the best jada ever.
Subject:
RE: [etops] Re: hello...
Date:
Fri, 30 Jun 2000 12:21:48 +0530
From:
Daiju CA
Reply-To:
[email protected]
To:
"'[email protected] '"
,
"'[email protected] '" ,
"'[email protected] '" ,
"'[email protected] '" ,
Koshy Linu ,
"'[email protected] '"
eda ambi,
ente thirichuvaravu, avathalathil aavillennu karutham..
ente counterpart innale ennodu stay extend cheyyan paranju..
njan NO paranjittundu..
pakshe ente manager vilichu paranjal continue cheyyendi varum..
all protocols
koils
So dear friends,thats all for now.Will keep everyone updated as more and
more jadas keep introduced.
But please note: Koilu alu jadayanengilum pavama.
Thanking you,apsv,aapsv,kp,ok,tp,ga,all_protocols
KJADA
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