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SAS Go Back From: Kallushap Road News [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, April 18, 2000 10:58 AM
Subject: SAS Go Back
Kallushop q(manjapathram)
Anthikkad 18-th,april
Call for move/action against SAS
Kallushop q ,though a manjapathram, has now decided to use its influence
also for the benifit of ABKA members/supporters.
As a first step,we have decided to attract public attention to the rawdeal
meted out to one of ABKA's supporters by Silicon Automation Systems(Somebody
says-Samanam Appadi Sappidunnavan,Sarva Andiyum Sappidunnavan-never mind)
The poor Hardworking Employee is none other than Kakkoose N Raju (N,which
stands for Nattam,is silent)
We take U to Kakoose NRaju:
"Mr NRaju,Could please expain the whole story to us?"
"Yes,yes.......Why not......But give me 5 minutes I'll go to kakkose and be
back??
"yes Mr.NRaju"
NRaju went and came after 1/2 an hour
He started:
"U know ?..I have been born and brought up at Fort Kochi....Fort Kochi ennu
paranjal ithrayum oombiya sthalam vere illa.....I have no regrets ,I enjoyed
my stay at Fort Kochi.......enikku pattiya sthalam
Aviduthe alukalkku samskaram illa ennu alkar parayum.Athu thettanu..U know
?,I'm a typical son of all the Fort Kochians and do U feel that I'm
uncultured???????"
"Absolutely not Mr Kakkoose".we said..
"We at Fort Kochi start our day with a wonderful thooral. It will be an
open air affair.I'm proud to say that I'll be the first to peform the
function in whole Fort Kochi..I used to wake all the area with my Loud
Fart...and they loved it.."
"No question of water arises because we never cleaned our assholes after
that...and if at all we clean, w'll do it with salt water(kadal
vellam)....Those days were the wonder years in my life..."
"Then I came to REC,......There my shitting habit had to be changed a little
"Then I came to REC,......There my shitting habit had to be changed a little
bit...No open air bussiness.....and no dry bussiness......But whenever I
found an oportunity,I shit and come dry.......My friends blamed it on some
vadakkans...But actually it used to be me"
"Then I came to SAS .........Here situation became worser than REC.....No
freedom of shitting ........From my boyhood days,due to the facilities
available.I used to shit minimum 10 times a day......But here ,in SAS, I
have to wait for my boss calls and commands...And ,U know, one day,I could
not shit for one long hour......I still don't know how I managed!!!".
" In addition to that ,here I can find only european closets..........I'm
not even used to Indian closets.Understand my problem if I'm given only
european.....The only closet I'm used to is FK closet.....no walls......no
bowls....no water.......nothing"
"Impoosible to hold my natural instincts,one day,I went to the bathroom
,shittted outside the bowl and came out quickly....
Unfortunately, the office cleaners caught me some how and I was produced
before my boss.....I was questioned why I did that........"
" I couldn't resist...I told.........-da thayolli sayippe.......Ninte style
thooral okke angu londonil mathi.........Ivide vannal enne ppolle
thooranam........dha, ithu pole-........I squatted infront of him just to
show the FK style of shitting...I had no intension of shitting before
him..But as soon as I squat,due to my natural instincts,shit came flowing
out thru my asshole......and as I had no undans ,it came out thru the holes
in my pants.......... shit laid right in front of everybody ............."
"My boss got so furious that he punished me ...I'm now cleaning the SAS
kakkooses every day.........Had it been cleaning a ground full of shit ,I
don't mind ...I have done that a lot and I like it........ but
this,.ho.....its impossible.........."
"I'm really thinking taking a revenge against SAS.......I need the help of
ABKA members........Even that will not be sufficient..
If I had 2 or 3 of my FortKochi fathers here ,I would have shown them who
Kakkoose N Raju is!!!!!!!!"
"Okay Mr NRaju,thanks fo......"...
Before we could complete NRaju again went to visit Kakkose.......
We thought:"Ho sammathikkanam";
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