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Pushups! From: Kallushap Road News [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, April 04, 2000 10:00 AM
Subject: Pushups!
The following incidents and characters are from real life.There is not even a
figment
of fiction involved.
Katha, Thirakkatha, Sambhashanam, Samvidhanam: Steven Spielberg
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Samayam rathri 10.30.
Njanum koiluvum koode bikeil dinkante veettilekku poyikkondirikkunnu.
Sthalamethi.
njangal vathil thurannu akathu keri.
Dinkante veedu. Avide Rangatthullavar Dinkan, Aila, warri, Theeppori.
Choodupidicha charcha nadakkukayaanu. Vishayam Push Ups.
Aila 50 pushup eduthal TAJil treat kodukkamennu aneesh
sammathichirikkukayanu.
Koilu shirt maran appurathe muriyilekku poyi.
Discussion thudarunnu.
Orumichu 50 push ups edukkumennu Aila veendum avakaasha vaadam muzhakkunnu..
Ennittoru velluviliyum.
"Ivide Aarkkengilum pattumoda 50 push ups edukkaan?"
Aarum mindiyilla. Pettannathaa akatthu ninnoru pottichiri.
HA HA HA HA HA!! Ellaavarum njettitthirinju nokki.
Mattaarumalla, saakshaal Koilu. Athe, Nammude Vienna Koilu thanne.
Appurathe muriyil ninnum bare chested ayi koilu nadannu varunnu. Veeppakutti
polulla thante hairy chest pradarshippichu kondu.
"Eda maramakri Aile, ni 50 pushup eduthenno? athu ni engane oppicheda...enikku
visvasikkane pattunnillla.....ho!
Aila pallu kadichu.
aila : Paruyannathu ketal thonnum ni pushup vidagdananennu..onnu pulle...
Koiluvinu ailayude tone ishtapettilla...
koilu : enthada ninakkoru punjam? Eda,ni wariyodo aneeshinodo chodikkeda..Njan
pandu
REC Ehostelil vechu ivanmarumayi bet vechu pullu pole 50 pushup
eduthatha...ippo kurachu
nalayi excercise onnum cheyyan samayam kittarilla enne ullu..
HA!HA!HA!HI!HI!HI! Ellavarum pottichirichu!
aneesh: Enthonnu,enthonnu,ni 50 pushup eduthenno? ennu? eppo? evide vechu?
njangalarumbbkandittillallo? poda dialogue adikkathe...
dinkan: sathyam..ivan 50 push up edukkano? Anna enikku minimum oru 200 ennam
edukkan pattanamallo!
Koilu deshyam kondu virakkunnu : Pha! sathyam parayeda aneeshe,niyum warriyum
kandathalle,njan pushup edukkunnathu? thamasha vidu,sathyam
para...
warri: Eda poda,enikkangane oru sambhavame ormayillalllo..
aneesh: ivan chumma adichu viduva..ivan 50 pushups edukkanamengil min orazhcha
engilum samayam
kodukkendi varum!
HA!HA!HA!HI!HI!HI! Veendum koottachiri!
Koilu Alari : Eda choole,aila,anna pinne dialogue adikkathe eduthu kanikkeda
50 pushup!
Aneesh onnu njetti!
Aila chadiyenittu : Njan ready!
Aila pushup edukkan ready ayi.
Ellavarum akamshayode kathirunnu.
Pakshe aila pullu pole 50 pushup eduthu kanichu koduthu!
Vijayasreelalithanayi aila enittu..: Kandoda oochali koilu...kandu
padikkeda...
Aneeshinu karachil varunnu...TAJil treat ennu parayumbol minimum oru...
Koilvinu sahichilla! : Onnu poda,ithano valya karyam..Njan paranjille njan
pandu REC yil -
Njangal interrupt cheythu : poda pulle,pandu RECyil 50 pushup ni eduthu polum!
Njangal arum athu
kandittilla....chumma dialogues pidippikkalle...
Koilu: eda aneeshe,sathyam parayeda njan annu 50 ennam eduthulle...
aneesh: Enikku ormayilla.
Koilu: sathyamayum njan eduthathanu....
Appozhanu njangalkku oru karyam ormma vannathu......
############## Flash Back #####################
7th Semester.
Sthalam REC E hostel. Koiluvinte room.
Koilu kidannu urangukayanu.
Urakkathil koilu piru pirukkunnu.....
"one,two,three....."
Njangalkku onnum manassilayilla...
KOilu continue cheythhu....
"ten,eleven..."
......
"fortynine.FIFETY!"
" Kandoda,kandoda aneeshe...."
Njangal antham vittu....enthokkeyanu ivan urakkathil vilichu parayunnathu?
Entho karyamayi swapnam
kanuvanennu thonnunnu....
################# End Of Flash Back ##################
Ippol njangalkku manassilayi..Koilu swapnam kandathanu 50 pushupinte
karyam...oho....
Aila : Eda annu ni eduthengil ippolum ninakku pattanamallo...eduthu kanikkeda
50 pushup!
Koilu onnu parungi : Eda athu pinne,njan kore nalayi pushup cheythittu...
dinkan : so what...anna ippo oru 40 ennam engilum pattendathalle?
aneesh: athu thanne ..edukkeda koilu pushup!
warri: eda,ningalkkokke vattano ? ivan engane 50 pushup edukkumenna?
warri daiju vinte kayyil pidichu. : dhe kandille, onangi neendu chokkili kambu
polirikkunna ee pazhutha kai kondu engane ivan pushup edukkumenna?
Koiluvinu sahi kettu !
Koilu alari: Pha! anna innu kanichu tharameda!
Koilu air pidichu kondu enittu ! tang tdang! tdang tdang!
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Ningal Viennakkaaran Arnoldine patti kettittundo?
Ippol Holly Wood-ilulla Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Koilandiyil pandu kozhi kachavadathinu vanna Arnold!
Kollinum kolaykkum madikaatha Arnold!!! Aa Arnoldinte makanaanu Ivan!
Arnoldinu Annie-yil pirannavan!!!
Aanayekkaal karuthullavaan!!
Athanu AERNOLD!!!! Athanu Daiju! HEEYYAAAA!!!!" (Tarzan Style alarcha)
###################### Story continues #################################
Ellaavarum njetti virachu. Aernold air pidichu kondu paranju...
"Ithaa kando, ottayadikku 100 push ups"
Ellavarudeyum mukhathu paribramam!
Aernold warmup cheythu thudangi! hoosss! heees!!
Aernold ready ayi! Avante body warm ayi! : Ini kandoda erappalikale ente
prakatanam!
Avan nilathu pushup positionil kidannu.
Njangal njettalode kandu ninnu ( Enganum ivan 50 ennam edukkumo daivame? )
Aernold push ups eduthu thudangi. Air vidaathe.
pushup 1 :
Pullu pole aernold pushup complete cheythu!
2,3,4, :
Angane thanne ...ksheenathinte lanjana polumilla!
5,6
Aernoldinte speed kooodi! Njangal sthalam kaliyakkiyalo ennu chinthichu
thudangi....
7,8
Aernoldinte speed onnu kuranju....Enthokkeyo chila apashabdangal
purappeduvikkan thudangi...
psss....cheriya oru sound...
9
Aernold onnu ninnu....kai virakkunnundo ennoru samsayam..aay,illa.
10,11
Apashabdabgal koood! psssss....
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Aernoldinte kannu bulb pole akunnu.....apasabdam pinnem valuthayi...PSSSSS!
aneesh: enthada backgroundil psss ennoru sound?
13
Aernoldinte kai virakkunnu....kannukal 100watt bulb pole..svasam diesel engine
pole...ithokke
aernoldinte numbers ano??? njangal kathirunnu....
14
Apashabdam veendum koodunnu....PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
aernoldinte sakala shareera bhagangalum virakkunnu! aernoldinu pongan
pattunnillla!
sakala shakthiyum sambarichu aernold pongi! hooooof!
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aernold thannu...apasabdam veendum ...PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
aernold pongan sramikkunnnu...hooooooof! Njangal full usharayi!
aernold anju pidikkukayanu..50 pushup avan iniyum undu 35 ennam!
Avasanam aernold bhageeratha prayathnam nadathi pongi!
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16th pushup cheyyan aernold thannu! apasabdathinte volume
koodi!PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Aernold ponganulla sramamanu!
hooooof!
pattunnilla!
hooof! njangal alri chirikan thudangi!
Aernold sakala sakthyum sambharichu pongan sramichu!
Apasabdam koodi koodi avasanam pottitherichu! PTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Valiya oru vali!
Koottathil Aernold mookkum kutthi thaazhe! PDHEEM!!
Aernold pinne pongiyilla. Avide kidannu... Chattha palli kanakke...
tang tdang! tdang tdang!
Njangal arenoldine pokkiyeduthu.
Aila soda medikkan odi...
Aneesh thalayana edukkan odi....
Aneesh thalayana edukkan odi....
Dinkanum warriyum koode aernoldinte pulse nokkkunnu..
Paskhe Aernold is out and dead like a doornail.
Njangal ellavarum vishamathode bodhamillathe thadi pole kidakkunna Aernoldine
nokki ninnu.....
Aernold piru piruthu....I want to go to london...
Aernoldinte katha ivide avasaanikkunnilla....
Athu thudarnnu kondeyirikkum... Vadakkan paattukalilum
Nadodikkathakalilum Mutthashikkathakalilumaayi....
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