| Things We Hate the Most |
| - the smell of the bathroom stalls when you first walk in - those stupid shirts! the ones with "rock star" and "angel baby" written on them - Britney Spears. - pop-up adds on the internet - cardboard subscription add things in magazines... always in the way. - girls with the layered haircuts that have layers more than six inches apart - women over fifty who dye their hair bleach blonde and go tanning six hours a day - the "butt" - left-over macaroni - cottage cheese legs - the fact that Lakewood doesn't know how to properly use the heating systems... - non-matching and non-simultaneously blinking christmas lights. - how certain people are supposedly "allergic" to EVERYTHING. - how Jared Andreasson thinks he is sooooo hot. I mean... he is funny, and I enjoy him... but it is just too much at times. -white cropped pants. - orange juice after brushing your teeth. - tweety bird apparel. anything with tweety. - the aftertaste of apple juice. - pre-we need to talk talks with your significant other. |
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| - when somebody disagrees with you, then realizes you were right, and pretend that they were agreeing with you all along - when Subway workers won't give you the rest of your money back from your gift certificates - when guys don't shower everyday, or everyother day for that matter! - When your face is so numb from the cold that you can't tell if your nose is running. - Grandma breath. - Kid Rock, and how he doesn't have anythign to sing about so he just puts in random words just because they rhyme - the way busdrivers chew their gum - feet. icky. - when you get a cavity and your mouth is so numb, and you try to smile, but you really just look like an idiot and you start drooling - when your parent gives you the reason "because i said so." - how girls that get mad at us calls us 'lesbians' because they have nothing better to call us. - lacy bras - when people put the toilet paper on the roll.. but they are too stupid to understand the method that needs to be used, they put it on so that the toilet paper dispenses from the back... stupid! - when people drop a q-tip in the nail polish remover bottle and you can never get it out. - |