| Stories of our Mis-spent Youth |
| While at the youth center during the week of the rummage sale, we found a huge green floral muumuu. We had to go to Wal-Mart to pick up water balloons for the game that night, so we decided to both get in the muumuu and walk around Wal-Mart in it. We ended up seeing people we knew� I think it was Eric Brumette and someone else. It was quality times, people must have thought we were mental. The first time we ever went shopping together was the week after Christmas. There was a big display in the middle of the mall from where Santa had sat for pictures. We realized there were mass amounts of mini candy canes left over� so we stole like a whole bag full of them. They were quality. *Plus- we swiped some coupons for free fries from McDonald�s* Long story short- Coco!!! Ok� so we were with some idiots at the park one time (they will remain nameless) during the summer before our sophomore year. They had bottle rockets and they decided to put them in the toilets to see what they would do or something, and the first one didn�t do anything. The second one, unluckily, exploded- breaking the porcelain on the toilet. A huge chunk of toilet fell and broke, while water sprayed everywhere onto the floor. So we walked away casually as if we weren�t witnesses to it� (Lynn) One time Kalli dared me to eat a hasta (those garden plants that everyone has) and I ate it, and I liked it. My mom yelled at me about it because she said that it might very well be poisonous, but I didn�t die yet so it�s all good. We used to sit around during the summer and eat ice cream while watching Tae-Bo. Sad huh? We used to stay up all hours of the night just to watch a show, one that neither of us liked. We would take shifts grilling hotdogs (the only thing to eat in the house) to stay up every night to watch it for no reason. Sex Wars! "On The List!!!" While sleeping in the tent one night, as we did every night of the summer, and people down the street were having a party. They were being extremely loud and annoying, and we were trying to sleep. So we decided to yell "shut up!" at the same time as loud as we could, in hopes to quiet the people down. *Like they were really gonna shut up right? Why didn�t we just go inside to sleep if they were really that loud?* After yelling it a few times one of the neighbors must have woke up, so they came outside and yelled at us something about "Shut Up! Other people are trying to sleep!" in a hideous voice. Dude, I thought she was gonna kill us. So we sat in silence, scared to death, whispering to each other about not moving to avoid confrontation. It was scary� you should have heard this chic. (Lynn) Long story short= I tried to ollie of the curb, once I landed I slipped and fell� bouncing off the pavement numerous times. My tailbone still hurts to this day, every once and a while. (Kalli) I had a dentist appointment so my Grandma dropped off Lynn and I in the parking lot of the dentist office. Ok, keep in mind that they had just remodeled the dentist office and the doctor�s office across the parking lot. I hadn't been there in a while, and Lynn had never been there before� so us being idiots, we walked into the doctor�s office and sat in the waiting room for like fifteen minutes until we realized we were in the wrong building, so we casually walked over to the dentist office. (Lynn) Kalli, my mom, and myself were in the mall and we got bored. So went around to the mannequins� and unzipped their pants, and pulled their shirts through the zippers. It was nice. (Kalli) One night I was using this paperclip and I lost it somewhere, and I couldn�t find it for the life of me. Go figure, I woke up in the morning with it in my underwear� it was disturbing. Don�t worry, I didn�t use it. (Lynn) I got bored after school one day, so I put gum in Jared Andreasson�s hair. lol� he freaked. He franticly ran around looking for scissors so that he could cut it out, and he kept messing with it and matting it to his scalp. He wigged out because he had to cut a tiny little chunk out his hair (you couldn�t even tell) *Why didn�t he just go home and put some ice or peanut butter on it?* (Lynn) After school, in the middle of winter, I came home and found that I didn�t have a key to get in the house. So instead of sitting outside, I sat in our little shed for like an hour and a half. To keep warm, I made a little fort and wrapped myself in an old trampoline tarp. *Why didn�t I just walk to the neighbor�s?* We had like 600 pieces of gum when we started making our gum wrapper chain (we bought it in bulk). So we passed out gum for like three months, and on the last day of school we had a ton left- so we just began whipping it at people while they walked by. Good times� surprisingly nobody ate it� jk. Everyone knows. We (Kalli, Lynn, and Dezi) stole �the notebook�. We took it to the church, of all places, to make copies of it. Tisk tisk. We slept in a kiddy swimming pool in the living room. We got bored. *make a link* |