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| Marge: Homer? Where are you? Homer: Uh, I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am. Marge: Do you see towels? If you see towels, you're probably in the linen closet again. Homer: Just a second. No, it's a place I've never seen before. Selma: Ah, the shower! "I'd rather eat poison. My name's already Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure. God knows it's long enough without Nahasapeetapet - whatever. From now on, I'm only marrying for love. And possibly once more for money." |
| Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in front of your family? Selma: All right, but no tongues. Sideshow Bob: Although kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray, that's not what I had in mind� Selma, will you marry me? Bart: Don't be a fool, Aunt Selma. That man is scum. Selma: Then call me Mrs. Scum! |