Ralph Quotes
Miss Hoover: Ralph are you eating paste again?
Ralph: Mmo Mfss Hoovrr.


"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there."
"Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder... heh."


"That's where I saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things."


"When I grow up I'm going to be a principal, or a caterpillar!"


Ralph: I eated the purple berries!
Bart: How'd they taste Ralph?
Ralph: Rrrr...oooo...they taste like burning!


"My daddy shoots people."


"That's my sandbox � I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."


"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant!"


"When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University!"


Ralph: And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life!
Ms. Hoover: Thank you Ralph. Very graphic.


"Ms. Hoover...I glued my head to my shoulder."


"I have a belly button!"


"Hello super Nintendo Chalmers. I'm lernding."


Ralph: My knob tastes funny!
Tour Guide of the knob factory: Please refrain from tasting the knobs.


"This tastes like grandma." 


"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
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