Marge Quotes
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Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community.


"We have roots here, Homer. We have friends and library cards� Bart's lawyer is here."


Hutz: Mrs. Simpson. What did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant?
Marge: We pretty much went home.
Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until 3 am looking for another "All you can eat" fish restaurant.
Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: We went fishing.
"The only thing I'm high on is love. Love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little LSD is all I need."


Ruth Powers: I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield. Especially after reading Time Magazine's cover story, "America's worst city."
Marge: You could see our house in that photo!


"I'm not wild about these high-risk ventures. They sound a little risky."


Homer: Marge, if we don't come back avenge our deaths.
Marge: Alright, be back for dinner.
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