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| Lisa Quotes |
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| "I'm impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt." Homer: Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield. Lisa: Yes, but the records only date back to 1978, when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away! "Relax? I can't relax. Nor can I yield, relent, or� Only two synonyms? Oh my god! I'm losing my perspicacity!" Homer: We'll search out every place a sick, twisted, solitary misfit might run to. Lisa: I'll start with Radio Shack. |
| "You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings." Lisa: You can't afford this. How can you afford this? Bart: Ahh you've been all edgy and suspicious ever since I gave you those Pep Pills. Lisa: [peppy and speedy] What are you talking about-I don't need pep pills to be suspicious-If I wanna comment on it, I'll comment on it-Who's gonna stop me-You, Pep Pill Boy?-Pep boys-pills-Beverly Sills-Oh boy ah boy-Uh oh-uh oh... [Walks out of Bart's room and off-screen] Uh oh. I gotta stop taking those pills... |
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