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Q: What did the old man say when he walked out of the antique shop? A: What's new? Q: Where does the president keep his armies? A: In his sleeves. Q: What is it called when cow detectives are watching a suspect. A: A steak out. Q: Why was the baby strawberry sad? A: Because she was in a jam. Q: What has a bottom at it's top? A: A leg. Q: Why is a river always rich? A: It has a bank on each side. Q: What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A: A receding hair line. Q: What is a fish's favorite TV show? A: Name that tuna. Q: Where would you learn howto make ice cream? A: At sundae school. Q: What animals need to be oiled? A: Mice, because they squeak. Q: Where do mummies swim? A: In the Dead Sea. Q: What do frogs like to eat with their hamburgers? A: French Flies. Q: What kind of food do you eat with your eyes open? A: Seafood Q: What do skeletons say before they eat? A: Bone appetite! Q: What is the hardest thing about learning how to rollar blade? A: The pavement. Q: What building has the most stories? A: A library. |
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