| *From Pretty Woman -Edward: "What's your name?" -Vivian: "What do you want it to be?" *From Beauty and The Beast -Lumiere (the candlestick): "Sacre blue, invaders!" Jeff Foxworthy website: Look, you're just going to have to quit kidding yourself and face the facts...you're not adopted. |
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| *A Night at the Roxbury (Two very bored club girls are standing up against a wall.) Doug: So, anyway, I'm standing there waiting to use the pay phone... Steve: Yeah, he was. Seriously. Doug: And this guy who's on the phone turns around and tips his hat like this. (Doug does a "tip your hat" motion.) Steve: And who do you think the guy was? (Girls still stone-faced.) Doug: Emilio Estevez baby. Steve: The Mighty Duckman. Swear to God. I was there. Doug: (teasing) Of course, you were. You're the one who yelled the breakfast clubber's name! Steve: I was like -- 'Emilioooo!' Doug: So, anyway... you guys want to make out or what? (The girls stare at them.) |
| *Another from Night at the Roxbury Steve: Yeah, I think I'm gonna need a 12-pack of Trojans over there. Cashier: You know... they expire in two years. |
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