WELCOME TO KALISTENICS DAILY DIARY!HOPEFULLY WITTY AND FUNNY! AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK INTO THE INNER SACTUMS OF MY MIND.

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After a month the entries will be archived into monthy pages, otherwise you could end up scrolling this page forever!

4 March 2002;

Hmmm i reckon i was in a time warp today, i got to work and, then i was walking home. The demons have some explaining to do! 3 weeks till my new job begins, how exciting! Tonight i think its high time for some of my special brand of astral projection after loads of lager and curry!

5 March 2002;

Really sucked today, had beans again for food, it was sunny outside and i was stuck in work like a fucking thral, the list goes on and on. X-box out soon.......... at least theres something to look forward to!

6 March 2002;

Well Well Fucking Well! Thats were primitives get their water from, either that or a sewerage mmmmmmmmmmmmmm filth! PRAISE NURGLE LORD OF PLAGUE! CHOOSE LIFE FOR FUCKS SAKE!

7 March 2002;

Nearly the weekend just one more day to go, why do we put ourselves through this????

8 March 2002;

FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rugby, Drink, Drugs and sex! this is what life is for!

9 March 2002;

FUCK OFF ITS SATURDAY FOR FUCKS SAKE!

10 March 2002;

Decided to put 17" alloys and a steel front mesh grill on my car, after that then ill chuck in some better speakers (even though my ICE is loud enough anyway) and a boombox in da boot bra! ;)

11 March 2002;

Monday :( :( :( :( :( Hmmmm the horrible cycle repeats itself, at least enterprise is on again. Starting new job in 2 weeks time, should be fun!

12 March 2002;

I often wonder how it seems the people in work who 1) dont work 2) clock watch 3) Skive off 4) Arselick and finally 5) Talk complete bollocks are the ones who get promoted and us the hard working ones get fucked around like fucking twats! Well im alright cause i have a new job, but some people i work with i feel really sorry for, put simply, im damm glad im moving!

13 March 2002;

Nothing to say, its shit!

14 March 2002;

X Box arrived today, and it is GREAT! Got amped at the moment, its one hell of a cool game. Halo, Dead or alive 3 and Rallysport are coming tomorrow, i cant wait, well gotta go back to play my X box!!!!!

15 March 2002;

WOW!!!!! Halo is the best game ever, it makes half life and unreal look shit! The others are brilliant too! I am a very happy Punter!

16 March 2002;

Still got X box fever! Gotta play it!

17 March 2002;

Hmmmmm i cant get any sleep! Too much beer, drugs and Xbox. Got some glucorade today, a cheapo version on lucozade, but it's nicer...... strange that is, its got caffiene in it so i suppose it will keep me awake, got work tomorrow which i aint looking forward to, dont think i could handle it, I NEED SOME SLEEP!!!! :)

18 March 2002;

This might seem strange but if you into stuff like earth changes mabye you should go to surfing the apocalypse and check out the story on earth's magnetic pole, it seems that its shifting a lot faster than usual.... mabye the pole shift that has been theorised will occur, what will happen to us? On a lighter note i had a good day today, Jo looked fucking stunning as usual. Im sure she was wearing a thong! Ah well im happy with my girlfriend :) i love her too bits!