Compiled by Kali Gargoyle

Ah, for all those long nights of reading and posting, keep this handy to spice things up a little. Special thanks to everyone on the Technodrome forum boards for making this possible.

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Take a sip when Azure hands someone a mango

...take a gulp if it is not a "welcome mango"

Take a sip when Azure freaks and runs out of the thread

...take a gulp when Azure gets wet and complains about it

Take a sip when Azure blushes

...take a gulp if he's just been kissed

Take a sip when Azure 'shakes angry fist'

Take a gulp when Azure leaves in a puff of blue smoke

Take a sip when someone is glomped

...take a gulp if the glompee is someone other than Azure

Take a sip when Azure withdraws into his shell

...take a gulp if someone knocks on his shell when he's inside

Take a sip if someone makes a "mature" comment about a TMNT character

...take a gulp if that character is not a turtle

...take another if it's Splinter

Take a gulp when someone mentions doing something naughty with a ninja turtle

Take a gulp every time the topic changes

Take a gulp when someone draws a picture based on a forum discussion

Take a gulp every time someone gets drunk

Take a gulp if a spontaneous RPG starts up

Take a sip whenever Tinselcat threatens someone with a newspaper

...take a gulp if Tinselcat baps someone with the newspaper

Take a gulp whenever someone mentions world domination

Take a sip whenever Nun talks about being a demi-god

Take a sip whenever HT takes out her electro-charged pitch fork

...take a gulp if she electrocutes someone with it

Take a gulp whenever someone mentions Jet Li or Jackie Chan

Take a sip every time someone gets the "deer in headlights" look

Take a sip whenever Skeletoncrew tells someone to pinch Splinter on the butt

...take a gulp if they actually do it

...take another if SC does it herself

Take a sip when HT goes into Leo mode (frowning at the frivolous nature of youth, excessive flirting, or confusing RPGs)

Take a sip when HT protests the idea of a gay Donnie

...take a gulp if the above protest was a result of a slash discussion by other members that did not include Donnie

Take a gulp when a post has been attacked by the typo demons

Take a sip when HT morphs her right arm into another tool

Take a sip whenever Enigma changes forms

Take a gulp when one of Enigma's "pets" show up

Take a gulp whenever Machias changes forms

Take a gulp when HT sneaks in and does something mischievous to ruin the fun

Take a sip whenever someone starts a new fic.

...take a gulp whenever someone finishes a fic.

...take a sip for every week between announcing a fic and the date it's actually posted

Take a sip whenever someone mentions the Turtle Wax

...take a gulp if it's actually used on someone

Take a sip if anyone records anything happening on the forum (pictures, videos, etc.)

...take a gulp if they use it for blackmail

...take another gulp if it works!

Take a sip if Splinter tries to attack/discipline someone.

...take a gulp if it's taken as a sexual advance by the target

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