~remember, in the episode, the turtles got wet and grew back to normal size and age again...~
Off to the test Forum!!!
*runs away with little azure to test forum*
~~Back to the story.~~
Alternative Becoming of a Beginning RPG
Played out by Azure Turtle, Kali Gargoyle, Machias Banshee, and Skeletoncrew. Nothing has been edited from the original posts so please forgive spelling, grammar, tense changes, and insanity.
Summary of previous posts: A lot of needless stuff. It was basically just the guys beating up the bad guys. We did add a few new characters, like Oni and Frost. They're both Turtles. Oni was a good guy, who was possessed by a demon, and Frost was a bad guy, who regretted what he had to do. Frost and the Turtles were fighting.
---Azure:
*Frost summons forth his army of the Undead*
Go! Eat all of them!!
*Army of Undead chases after the turtles*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!
---Kali:
Oni shows up and watches as the Turtles are chased by the Army of Undead.
---Azure:
*Frost looks about*
Frost: I sense something...a presence...but who could it be?
---Kali:
Oni sneaks around and pounces on Frost from behind.
---Azure:
Frost: No! Help me! Get off!
*Frost struggles to get Oni off of him. Suddenly, someone starts laughing. Frost looks up..*
Frost: *gasp* Who are YOU?!
Azure: Me? I'm your creator!
Frost: *still tyring to get Oni off of him* You? A pathetic weakling like you? You can't possibly be my creator!
Azure: Ya? Well, you better believe it! And I will not have my creations going on a rampage!!
*Azure pounces on Frost, trying to help Oni defeat him*
---Kali:
A giggly laugh comes out from the shadows. "Wow, this is entertaining on so many different levels."
Oni pins Frost down. "Do you realize that you just killed the only other members of our species? What do you have to say for yourself?"
---Azure:
(( This is so cool! I'm Frost's brother in one RPG, and his creator in another!! LOL!! ))
*Frost glares at Oni*
Frost: So what? They were my enemies! All my enemies shall fall before me!
*Azure kicks Frost*
Frost: OUCH!
Azure: Quit acting out of character, you nimrod!!
---Kali:
((LOL! This is so much fun!))
Oni sat up and pouted. "I'm never gonna get laid now..."
The laughter erupted from the shadows. "Hey, you've got two Turtles right there."
"Huh? Oh yeah..."
((*snickers and prays this really does get deleted*))
---Azure:
(( LOL!! Stop!! My stomach hurts from laughing! ))
Azure looks about for the origin of that voice. He sees someone in the tree. "KALI! What are you doing up there?" Azure yells. "You need to get down here and help me! Our characters have gone haywire!"
"Whaddya mean by that? I'm perfectly normal!" Frost snapped back. "And I still don't believe that you're my creator. Not by a long shot."
"Why you ungrateful blue turtle! If it weren't for me, you wouldn't be lying underneath that lovely female turtle!" Azure said angrily.
Frost grunted and pushes Oni off of him. "I'm not interested! I only want world domination!"
Azure kicks Frost agian. "You're not supposed to desire that! You're supposed to desire freedom from the Foot Clan!"
Azure notices Oni eyeing him from head to toe. "Don't even think about it!" Azure said.
---Kali:
((It's good for your abs!))
Kali jumped out of the tree and approached the group.
Oni pouted, then suddenly remembered something. "Ooh, Frost, I have demonic powers, I can help you take over the world." She clutched onto his leg. "Please!"
Kali thought for a second. "Did I do that in this RP?
"Shut up!" Oni snapped.
---Azure:
Frost rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "Demonic powers, eh? So, what do you want in return for your services?"
"Don't listen to her, Frost!" Azure pleaded. "You're not supposed to be this way! I didn't create a blood-thirsty monster!"
"Eh, you're not fun." Frost kicked Azure in the head, knocking him out. He turned his attention back to Oni. "Well?"
---Machias:
*suddenly a tall form comes flying through the air, and lands right on top of Frost.*
I am The Banshee!!!
---Azure:
Frost didn't see it coming. He was on the ground face first. "Owchie..." he managed to mutter.
---Kali:
Oni squealed. "No! Damn it, he was cute!" She runs over and pulls Banshee off of Frost.
((Welcome, BTW! Glad to see you here!))
---Machias:
Be nice to your creator, dude, you dont want him to get angry, trust me...
---Azure:
Azure wakes up and sees...
"MACHIAS?! You're here too? Woah, this is starting to get trippy..." Azure sees Frost on the ground, a worried Oni by his side. Machias continues to stand triumphantly. "Lemme guess...you just leveled my character, right?"
---Kali:
Kali smiles. "Nice of you to join us, Machias."
Oni turns Frost over onto his back. "Are you okay?"
---Azure:
Frost begins to stir. "What just happened? My head hurts..."
Azure stands up and moves towards Oni and Frost. "Excuse me for a second," he smiles at Oni. Azure then proceeded to stomp angrily on Frost.
"OUCH!!" Frost exclaimed.
"I'll tell you what happened! You're being rebelious! You're not a necromancer! You can't summon an undead army to kill the turtles!" Azure went into a tantrum. "Thank goodness Machias got you good. You need to regain your senses!"
---Kali:
Oni pouts. "You can't do that to him!"
Kali pats her shoulder. "Actually, he can, it's his character. But I can also do this to you."
Oni suddenly jumps up and gets in Azure's face. "Hey, leave him alone! All he's trying to do is make a living for himself. It's not his fault that YOU lost control."
---Azure:
Azure angrily shouts back at Oni. "He can't make a living by killing other beings! That's wrong! And he's going against his characteristics! And no, it's not his fault that I lost control...but it's not my fault for trying to get it back!"
Frost sat up from his position on the ground. "Would all of you please shut the hell up? I've got such a headache..."
---Kali:
Oni growled at Azure before kneeling back down by Frost.
Kali held in her snickers behind her hand. "Can't you just let them go at it?"
---Machias:
*is glad she's not getting involved.....unless*
Bwahahahahaaaaa, I have stolent the revitalizer ray, and am about to turn you turtles into toddlers!!!
*shoots Azure and Frost with the ray, turning them into 6-year-olds.*
---Kali:
Oni gasps. "No! My darling!" She gathers the six-year-old Frost up into her arms. "I'll get you all for this!" She runs away.
---Azure:
Azure starts ranting at Machias in a squeaky voice. "You big meanie! You're not supposed to be playing with Don's inventions! I'm telling!" Azure runs off to fetch Donatello.
---Machias:
*picks up unruly little Azure*
Hey, little guy, how things going?
*looks to Kali*
Isnt he cute?!
---Kali:
"Oh, he's adorable!" She pinches Azure's little cheek.
Oni sets Frost on the ground.
"What am I supposed to do now?" Frost squeaked. "How am I supposed to take over the world when I'm SIX?!?"
Oni bit her lip. "Don't worry, I can fix this."
---Azure:
Azure throws a temper tantrum. "Stop it! Stop pinching me! Put me down! I'm telling Sensei!!!" the little turtle threatened.
Meanwhile, Frost stared up at Oni. "What exactly are you going to do that will fix this?"
---Machias:
now if you be a good little turtle, we'll take you to the park, okay?
---Azure:
Azure pouts. "But I don't want to go to the park! I wanted to get control of my character..."
Azure's lower lip starts to tremble...
---Kali:
Oni rung her hands. "With those demonic powers I told you about. Okay, just stay still, this may hurt a little." She stands back and starts chanting.
---Machias:
okay, lil' guy, we can help get control of your character, but its past your bedtime....
*puts Azure to bed*
Goodnight, little one.
---Azure:
Azure gets very angry. "NO! I don't wanna sleep!" He throws a temper tantrum again, and starts crying hysterically.
---Machias:
*god, this feels like i'm in one of my stories!!!!!! hehehe, lemee try to act like your mom, just for practice... *
*picks up Azure and walks over to a chair.*
Come on now, Azure, you need to get your rest so you CAN control your character. *sits down, with Azure on her lap* Would you like to hear a story?
---Azure:
(( LOL!! ))
Azure wipes his eyes and starts to sniffle. He suddenly gets angry again. "It better not be about how you found your inner sanctum while meditating!!"
---Machias:
*blinks* Um, was that something Splinter told you, or Leo? No, i have a fun story...
---Azure:
"Okay, fine...as long as you don't tell stories like Leo," the blue turtle pouted.
---Machias:
*laughs gently* all right...
*Machias tells the young Azure a story. She sees his eyelids close, and hears his snores come as a soft purr. She takes him up into her embrace and rocks him slowly before putting him to bed.*
Goodnight, my young one. *leaves the room* Man, i'm getting good at this.
---Azure:
(( LOL! Now what am I gonna do? You've got me snoozing! ))
---Machias:
((you could get up and cause mischief, but then i'd have to punish you...that'd be fun! ))
Fast forward to the next morning?
---Azure:
(( NO! Punishing me would be unfair! *pouts* ))
Okay, fast forward, then...
Azure wakes up from his slumber and looks about. "Good, that Machias isn't here. Now I've got to go and find Frost before it's too late." He tries to climb out of the bedroom window.
---Machias:
*sees Azure and catches him, pulling him from the window*
What are you doing, young turtle?
---Azure:
"No!! I've got to get outside and find Frost! You don't seem to understand! He'll take over the world with his army of the undead!" Azure starts struggling, trying to get out of Machias's grasp.
(( Why do I suddenly feel like Stewy from Family Guy?? ))
---Machias:
~yeah you do! Uh-oh, so much for not getting punished!~
NOt if I have anything to do about it!
*She took him back over to hte chair and took him over her knee, giving him a few gentle swats*
No outside time for you....
---Azure:
Azure throws another temper tantrum. "Don't you understand?! The Undead will feast on your very flesh, and you're preventing me from stopping them!" Azure rubbed his sore bottom. "Grr...I need to find Don's invention and get back to my usual self..."
---Kali:
~Ooh, morning already? ~
Oni opened her eyes and looked up at the FULL GROWN Frost. "Morning."
Frost yawned. "Morning." He sat up and stretched. "Time to get up and start taking over the world. Coming?"
"I suppose." Oni sits up and looks around. "How'd we get to this motel room?"
---Machias:
*arches eyeridge at naughty Azure* I'm sure they will...Youre not going anywhere, little one. youre being put on restriction, and are to stay in your room unless you want to take a few more of those...
---Azure:
Azure angrily jumps up and down. "Argh!! Fine...if the Undead come knocking, I'm not home." Azure sits down on the rug and pouts, but something catches his eye..."LEGOS!!" Azure exclaimed. He quickly forgets about the Undead and starts playing with the Legos blocks. "Heh heh heh...I can rebuild Camelot out of Legos!!"
Frost shrugged at Oni's question. "I've got no idea. I don't remember except for that flash of light." He sighed and stood up. "We should hurry...my army grows restless."
---Machias:
*sees Azure busyily building his camelot, and leaves him to play. She then goes downstaris, and call Frost's mother on the telephone. She hangs up and waits to see what happens next...*
---Kali
Frost has gathered his army before him. There are hundreds of thousands of undead soldiers waiting to obey his every command.
"I am about to take over the world. You all are my army. Now go out there and do some damage!"
They all start cheering until one soldier raises his hand. "How much does this job pay?"
"Pay?"
"Yeah. And what kind of benefits do we get?"
"Benefits?" Frost fumes. "You're an army of undead! What do you want, a health plan?"
"That would be nice."
Frost closes his eyes. "I don't believe this."
---Machias:
Random Soldier: STRIKE!
More soldiers: STRIKE!!
All the soldiers: STRIKE!!!
---Azure:
(( LOL!!! ))
Meanwhile, Frost's mother received a phone call from Machias. She decides to head down and check on her son, to see if he truly was hiring an army of the undead to take over the world...
---Machias:
((THATS gonna be a funny scene! ))
---Kali:
~Man, I gotta save this before it all gets deleted.~
Oni started to rub Frost's shoulders. "It's okay."
"It is not okay! I have an army of undead who have gone on strike."
A random soldier walks up to the podium. "Um, Mr. Frost, sir, here's a list of our requirments."
Frost snatches the paper away and reads it to himself. "What the !?! Where the heck ?!? Is that even legal?"
---Machias:
hehehe...
*soldier steps up, wearing a business suit, and carryin a suitcase with him.*
hello, i am the spokescadaver for the "Department of Undead Militial Bodies" DUMB, and i'd like to speak to you about life insurance...
---Azure:
(( LOL!! We should start another RPG thread at the real board!! ))
Frost's mother arives and sees the gigantic army of Undead, standing around. She notices her son and an unknown female turtle were on top of a small hill. "That fool!" she scowled. "How dare he try to take over the world with an army of the Undead!" She quickly approached them, tossing undead soldiers out of here way as if they were pillows.
---Machias:
YES!!!
Big angry Momma comin' through!!!
*Frost's mom grabs him and takes him home by the ear--no, they dont have ears...by the masktails!!!
No more trying to conquer the world for you young man, I think its time youve had a word with your father!
---Azure:
(( Psst, Machias, it's Frost's mom, not mine!! That's in the other thread! ))
---Machias:
((Sorry! I cant keep track of everything, ya know!!!! *goes ballistical*))
---Azure:
(( LOL!!! It's gonna be a long night.... ))
~~A small excerpt from a different thread.~~
---Azure:
*runs in and causes a six-year-old rampage*
No! This can't be!
*glomps Kali and Machias*
But it was fun, wasn't it??
---Machias:
*catches the six year-old Azure and pins him to the floor*
So you wanna play rough, eh?
*TICKLE TORTURE!!!!!!!!*
---Azure:
NOOOOO!!!
*laughs 'til he turns bright red*
---Skeletoncrew:
Be careful there Machias! If you tickle him too much he might wet himself!
---Azure:
Grrr....!
*throws a temper tantrum and chases after SC*
---Machias:
Uh-oh, where's the diapers?!
---Skeletoncrew:
Hah hah! You've got stubby six-year old legs! Can't catch me!!!
---Kali:
*stands off to the side and laughs* I'm so glad I saved those posts.
---Machias:
hehehe, I dont think Azure is...
*catches Azure* All righty, you, time for a changing!
I love being evil...
---Azure:
*kicks and screams*
Put me down this instant! Or I'll do something drastic!
---Machias:
*arches eyeridge* Oh, Really?
---Kali:
Better watch it, I think he's serious. *looks at six-year-old Azure trying to look threatening and bursts out laughing*
---Machias:
Not if i have anyting to do with it...*smirk*
---Azure:
Oh ya? There is one advantage to being a six-year old...
*lets out an ear piercing scream*
My voice!!
*continues wailing like a banshee...no pun intended
---Machias:
*frown* I'm invincible to Banshee wails.
*picks up Azure like a sack of potatoes and takes him to his room.*
~hehehe, am i gonna have to do some parental duties here?~
---Azure:
GRR! This isn't fair! I'm tired of playing the part of a six year-old.
*boycotts this thread*
---Machias:
Okay.... bath time!!!
~remember, in the episode, the turtles got wet and grew back to normal size and age again...~
Off to the test Forum!!!
*runs away with little azure to test forum*
~~Back to the story.~~
---Machias:
*without warning, Machias picks up the little Azure and takes him to the bathroom.*
Bathtime for azure-baby!
*As soon as Azure got into the water, he suddenly started to grow, becoming his former older self again.*
I knew that would work, bt now your stuff doesnt fit you anymore.
*quickly grabs a towel for Azure* Might wanna save your dignity...
---Azure:
Gah!!
*runs off, streaking through the threads*
---Machias:
Nekkid Turtle on Da loose!!!!
---Kali:
Oni chased after Frost and his mother. "Hey, come back here!"
Frost's Mother suddenly stops and turns to face Oni, still holding onto Frost's bandanna. "And who might you be?"
Oni stopped and suddenly felt very scared. "Ummm..."
**Kali just blinks as the turtle streaks past her.
I'll get him! *chases after naked Azure*
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