Teddies are better than Men

• You always know where your teddy has been
• Teddy won’t keep using your toothbrush
• Teddy will always respect you in the morning
• Teddy won’t bring his pissed mates home at three in the morning
• Teddy won’t tell you that size doesn’t count
• You don’t have to drive a drunk teddy home from parties
• You don’t have to fake it with your teddy.

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  Revised: Monday, 02 March 1998. Ady Gould. Copyright � 1997 Otter Fun Productions. All rights reserved. All trademarks or product names mentioned herein are the property of their respective owners.