Last change: Thu Oct 25 17:19:48 UTC 2001

Chinese cookie fortunes that I've actually received:

2000.05.08: With a little more hard work, your creativity takes you to
            great heights!
2000.05.04: Do not give a man a fish, but teach him how to fish.
2000.05.04: Happier days are definitely ahead for you, struggle has ended.
2000.04.24: Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle.
2000.04.20: There's a good chance of a romantic encounter soon.
2000.08.21: What you left behind is more mellow than wine.
2000.08.23: You have no more than you merit.
2000.08.28: Your happy heart brings joy and peace where there is none.
2000.10.02: You will move to a wonderful new home within the year
2001.01.05: Love truth, but pardon error.
2001.01.09: You are talented in many ways.
2001.01.17: Negotiations move along smoothly, the outcome is favorable!
2001.02.01: Your are never selfish with your advice or your help
2001.03.07: You are known for being quick in action and decisions.
2001.03.07: Your ability to juggle many tasks will take you far.
2001.03.14: There will be many surprises: unexpected gains are likely.
2001.03.14: What's hidden in an empty box?
2001.03.15: No need to worry! You will always have everything that you need. 
2001.04.27: Think of the danger while things are going smoothly.
2001.04.27: Patience is the key to joy.
2001.06.07: There is no wisdom greater than kindness
2001.06.07: You will be awarded some great honor.
2001.06.08: Friends long absent are coming back to you.
2001.06.12: An ounce of gold cannot buy an ounce of time
2001.06.14: Your determination will bring you much success.
2001.06.18: Wish you a good health!
2001.06.21: Your virtues are your priceless treasures
2001.06.27: Today is a lucky day for those who remain cheerful and optimistic
2001.07.10: A new voyage will fill your life with untold memories.
2001.07.25: Diligence is the mother of good fortune.
2001.07.25: The star of riches is shining upon you.
2001.08.09: Don't ask, don't say. Everything lies in silence.
2001.08.10: You emerge victorious from the maze you've been traveling in.
2001.09.26: You believe in the goodness of mankind.
2001.10.09: It's time for you to explore all those new interests.
2001.10.25: The best profit of future is the past.