BME vs mm
Game 1, CTF on Hver (I won't be all funny and type 3000 letters)
Well, I'll start off by saying that mm had 3 players the whole time while BME had 7 almost the whole match. Unfortunately, I had already downloaded the films (not recommended) and started watching the first one before I discovered this.
Then I looked up through the tears and saw that God traded for 4 pus. He also came up with a really, really neat strat of camping on the flag. Here's what the overhead map looked like 4 minutes into the game.
BME managed to stay above 70% because they thought they got an extra point for it. Whether this is true or not, I can't tell you because my modem doesn't have enough bandwidth to download movies of adolescent males playing with themselves and the MWC rules page at the same time. But believe me, it's worth it.
Terries Trow TFL
Couple funny things happened here. Not two-headed baby in a jar funny. More like a clown getting kicked in the balls and spitting blood funny. A few minutes into the game, Redrum says something to God about wasting a trow, then Redrum lets his zerks and myrms (a lot of them) auto into a huge line of fetch fire. Fucking fried. Then Loial tries to be mm's hero and throws a dwarf bottle into 4 of his own team's fetch. But it fucking DUDS. Dwarven heroes don't fucking dud on Myth 2. So it ruined the fun. Finally, Chohan manages to wight Andy's zerks on dry land. Hillus.
BME gets 6 flags and has like 75% left.
FR on Smells Like Blood in Here
Finally, the match is over. I didn't watch much of this game but I saw Magne suicide a lot of stuff then punch a hole in the wall with his cock out of frustration. This game was 8 flags to 4.
I'll let Andy conclude this review.
Love,
Goblin