| So Hillary Clinton dies and goes to heaven... At the gates, there is Saint Peter standing there and behind him billions of clocks... Hillary asks him, "What is the purpose of all those clocks ?". St. Peter replies, "Oh. You see, everyone on Earth has a clock, and everytime he or she lies, the hands move. Look at Mother Theresa's clock -- it's hands have never moved, meaning she has not lied at all. And there is Janet Reno's clock, and it's hands have only moved twice, meaning that she has only told 2 lies." "So where is Bill's clock ? ", Hillary asks..... St. Peter replies, "Oh, it's in Jesus' office; He's using it for a celing fan. " |
