Ah Konoha- where the sun always shines, the waters run clear, pollution free, walkable city, where the ramen's always hot and everyone is happy.
Grey, overcast, wrist slashingly dreary weather, home to Muggles, Scousers, Jordies, Yardies, Pikeys, Pakis (only cos the British say so), home to such culinary disasters as Blood Pudding, Brown Beans on toast, and mushed up peas on french fries. "Excuse me- I think I'm gonna be sick now."
Solely responsible for the Spice Girls and American Idol!!!!! You wankers!