This is an archive of the original index.htm It has been moved here because it is truth, but the incomplete truth. There is a lot more to this that has been surfacing, and Kakama is only one part of it all, so don't get narrow-sighted. ===== [A motive] http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User%3AKakama5&diff=1997291925&oldid=1997242667 User:Kakama5 /i/nsurgent and representative of Anonymous. I hate Rizon. I've only been k-lined a bunch of times. And #4chan is still there. http://xyndros.ath.cx/index.php/Tasks User: Kakama Psyops, phone calls, press releases, large posts and activity to unify and coordinate Anonymous IRC servers and such. ===== [A chatlog - in fact, the first appearance of it on the intarweb. And by whom? Egads!] http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=The_Caturday_Nap&diff=prev&oldid=1997291943 [Locutus_of_Lulz] We are Locutus of Anonymous [Locutus_of_Lulz] You will respond to our questions. [Locutus_of_Lulz] Your use of a public IRC netowrk is less efficent for Anonymous and to you. [Locutus_of_Lulz] We have established a large and stable network, just for Anonyous [Locutus_of_Lulz] Lulznet. [Locutus_of_Lulz] irc.lulz.net [Locutus_of_Lulz] aka irc.partyvan.org aka irc.lulzhost.net [Locutus_of_Lulz] It is the combined servers of many chans. [Locutus_of_Lulz] 7chan has joind, fapchan as well; 420chan will when they update their server software. [Locutus_of_Lulz] the /i/nsurgents built it off our several servers. [Locutus_of_Lulz] The Patriotic Nigras have added their servers. [Locutus_of_Lulz] Great things are afoot. [Locutus_of_Lulz] We will await your return [Locutus_of_Lulz] But we know that moving #4chan onto the central node is most efficent for all parties. [moots] not happening [moots] irc is stupid [moots] go away [Locutus_of_Loli] We do not wish to hinder the progress of 4chan [Locutus_of_Loli] But we must sadly attack until /b/ conforms to the will of Anonymous. [Locutus_of_Loli] We shall double the dataforce. [moots] uh okay [moots] i am going to go make soup now Kakama's other ED edits relevant to this incident (such as to Lulznet or The_Caturday_Nap) are also quick to demonstrate both his megalomania and first-hand knowledge of the attacks. ===== [A different chatlog] Oct. 19, 2007 #insurgency irc.partyvan.org 11:40:13] [D4M14N] 4 CHAN IS DEAD 11:40:17] [hellhouse] some cunt sent him a pic. 11:40:23] [Freeze`] d4m14n ror wut 11:40:23] [^ban^] /i/ just killed 4chan, lawl 11:40:31] [Freeze`] what 11:40:31] [Freeze`] what 11:40:31] [Freeze`] what 11:40:31] [Freeze`] what 11:40:31] [Freeze`] what 11:40:32] [Freeze`] what 11:40:34] [D4M14N] 4 CHAN IS DEAD 11:40:35] [Freeze`] what 11:40:37] [Freeze`] explain plz 11:40:38] [D4M14N] XD 11:40:42] [Freeze`] you ddosed it? 11:40:43] [D4M14N] it got killed? 11:41:04] [D4M14N] moot didnt want to move 4chan irc to here 11:41:10] [D4M14N] some one must have ddosed it 11:41:35] [Freeze`] ffs 11:41:42] [hellhouse] lol 11:41:48] [Freeze`] does kakama still think he's representing rurznet 11:41:53] [D4M14N] yeah 11:41:55] [hellhouse] also, moving 4chan irc here = gay. 11:42:17] * hellhouse does not want any newfags around hurr. also, gaiafags etc. 11:42:23] [^ban^] This is the *chan network, and whether you like it or not a lot of us _did_ come from 4chan 11:42:27] [hellhouse] just when I got used to this place ;_; 11:42:30] [^ban^] newfags couldn't find this channel anyways 11:42:50] [D4M14N] its not like he was gonna move anyway 11:42:58] [Anon] FUCKING WEBSITE 11:43:02] [Freeze`] ddos rizon :3 11:43:07] [Freeze`] repeatedly 11:43:25] [Freeze`] tell him "dude, man, look at this... rizon is balls..." 11:43:39] [Anon] /b/'s fine 11:44:07] [^ban^] not for long lol 11:44:26] [Anon] i see 11:45:33] [hellhouse] there it goes..... 11:45:42] [Anon] Still working... 11:45:51] [hellhouse] but slow 11:45:55] [Anon] Yeah 11:47:00] [Kakama] so 11:47:04] [Kakama] we're DDoSing 4chan 11:50:30] [f0rked_] I'm sorry, Kakama, but we had no choise. 11:51:03] * brambi is now known as brambiOFF 11:52:44] [Kakama] Umm 11:52:49] [Kakama] yeah, I helped plan it 11:52:50] [Kakama] Dear 4chan, and /b/. We, Anonymous, have decided that since moot will not move to the new IRC network, we're gonna have to take down /b/ for a while. We told moot: 11:52:50] [Kakama] All right, moot, Anonymous has essentially decided that we will have to force this change. We will proceed to DDoS 4chan for a period of time to convince you to make this very simple easy change away from Rizon and onto Lulznet, the Anonymous IRC network. It takes you little to no effort, grants you greater powers and control, and is more convenient for everyone. Please stand by while we knock you over. 11:52:50] [Kakama] If you want to come on over, irc.lulz.net is the server, and you can join #4chan. We await moot to come so we can give him ownership. Rizon is shit. Get here, every other chan is coming, don't be slowpokes. 11:54:05] [januszeal] f0rked_: you're not ddosing shit 11:54:19] [Freeze`] ror 11:54:23] [Freeze`] ror 11:54:25] [Freeze`] ror 11:54:38] * brambiOFF is now known as brambi 11:54:53] * brambi is now known as brambiOFF 11:55:56] [f0rked_] januszeal, it's secret. 11:56:27] [januszeal] f0rked_: lol 11:56:32] [januszeal] maybe you are 11:56:34] [januszeal] doesnt matter 11:56:37] [Freeze`] rororororor 11:56:47] [januszeal] as soon as we started their servers went offline 11:56:51] [januszeal] ROR 11:56:58] [Freeze`] ROR 11:57:03] [Kakama] They will conform. 11:57:10] [Kakama] [13:56:37] [Locutus_of_Loli] We do not wish to hinder the progress of 4chan 11:57:11] [Kakama] [13:56:57] [Locutus_of_Loli] But we must sadly attack until /b/ conforms to the will of Anonymous. 11:57:11] [Kakama] [13:57:02] [Locutus_of_Loli] We shall double the dataforce. 11:57:18] [f0rked_] RURZ is a corruption of er ou er? 11:58] ]]] Insurgent has left IRC 11:58:45] * brambiOFF is now known as brambi 11:59] ]]] brambi has left IRC 11:59:49] [Freeze`] who the hell is locutus_of_loli 11:59] ]]] brambi has joined #insurgency 11:59:56] [^ban^] Kakama, duh 12:00:04] [Freeze`] oh 12:00:16] [Freeze`] thought so, but wanted some form of confirmation 12:00:27] [Kakama] I was Locutus of Lulz 12:00:30] [Freeze`] [Kakama] [13:56:57] [Locutus_of_Loli] But we must sadly attack until /b/ conforms to the will of Anonymous. 12:00:30] [Kakama] but he /ignored 12:00:33] [Freeze`] yeah that sound like you 12:00:35] [Freeze`] *sounds 12:00:53] [Kakama] you are good at telling things like that. 12:01:16] [Freeze`] not really you just sound like a pretentious twit most of the time 12:01:27] * Kakama bows 12:01:36] [januszeal] looool
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Summary:
There is no cabal and no FBI raid, just some Internet Tough Guys who won't even let a tired and broken admin enjoy a meager bowl of soup. As with all things, the entirety of /i/ is not to blame.. those such as Kakama, however, who strive for little more than auto-fellating their ePeens are. And for what? To say "lulz" would be a idiotic cop-out, but honestly, look in the mirror the next time you rush into the bathroom to drain the spooge you've hastily cupped between your hand and naked stomach. Just ask yourself, "what the fuck am I doing with my life?"
Likewise, those Anonymous who are outraged at the rape of their motherland or IRC channel should also question themselves. There was once a man who said, "an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind." This man also drank his own urine, though - perhaps his advice should be taken with a tax-free grain of salt. Try this reasoning instead: these are our internets, our home. Anonymous has more pressing things to deal with than pitiful in-fighting. He need not forgive and will certainly never forget, but he is not obligated to continue such a pointless cycle of drama. Indeed, the well-cultured Anonymous would simply laugh at the absurdity of it all and post more Bridget.
After all, everyone is gay for Bridget; and this unity is comforting.