Hello,
in response to Brad Angell's little spamfic I decided to
reply with one of my own...

Buckle up and hold on for the ride.



DISCLAIMER: The characters don't belong to me, and She would probably
kill me for this...


Ranma 1/2 Spamfic
Happily Married!  Version 2




         Ranma smirked when he opened the door. "Ryouga! Hey
buddy, nice to see you again!"

         Ryuoga smiled toothily back and slugged Ranma lightly
in the shoulder.  "Heya Ranma, How have you been?"

         Ranma rubbed his shoulder absently and then stepped back,
still smiling. Pretty good, Come on in. How long has it been? Three
years since you've been by?"

         Ryouga nodded. "Three years, since we all decide to settle
problems and go our seperate ways."

         Ranma sobered at that thought. It had been a long time since
then. Against all odds, the girls and guys had gotten together and
decided not to fight anymore. They had more or less become tired of the
games and the chasing and the lying. They agreed to let people marry who
they wanted, and then go their seperate ways.

         In effect, they all grew up.

        "Well, you coming in or not?" Ranma asked.

        "Thank's Ranma" Ryouga stepped inside and removed his shoes,
while dropping his pack in the corner, remembering how in the past
he'd would have just barged right in threatening Ranma or snuck in
as P-chan.

        "Where's Ukyou?" Ranma asked, curious, seeing no one with
Ryouga.

        "U-chan'll be here later," the former lost boy replied as
Ranma led him to the living room. "This house yours now?"

         Ranma nodded. "Yep, we finally inherited it when we married.
Nabiki and Kasumi moved out. Both the old men still hang out here
though."

         The two sat down on cushions, on opposite sides of the
table. A tea set was already set up, and Ranma filled two cups. Just
then, Akane came down the staircase and looked at them sitting
quietly at the table.

        "Hi Ryouga!" Akane greeted, then looked at Ranma. "Are you
feeling alright? The both of you at one table and not fighting."

        "Uhmm... Hi Akane!" Ryouga looked a little confused, but
waved at Akane anyway.

         Akane smiled weakly back and then headed into the kitchen.

        "So. Are you two finally happy?" Ryouga asked, noticing the
grin on his former-rival's face.

         Ranma nodded slyly. "Well, I finally admitted it to Akane
that the main reason keeping us apart was the lack of the Jusenkyo
Nanniichuan water."

         Ryouga blinked. "But... I thought that Akane didn't like
boys?"

        "Well, 'Kane did have problems with it at first, naturally,"
Ranma admitted. "We argued of course, but then made up. That's when
Akane told me that me being happy was what mattered." Ranma took a sip
of tea.

        "Y'know, I honestly didn't think Akane would swing that way,"
Ryouga said, wonderingly. "What about being a water magnet?"

         Ranma smiled. "We  borrowed the Ladle from Herb in order
to lock the curse." He grinned. "Akane always said I was a pervert."

         Ryouga blinked. "Akane did that to?"

         Ranma did a double take. "What? You mean Ukyou...?" He
left the half-spoken thought unfinished.

         Ryouga nodded somberly as Akane returned and sat beside
Ranma. Ranma wasted no time in hugging and cuddling with Akane.

         Just about that time, Ryouga's mate arrived, and happily
snuggled in his arms.

         Ranma grinned. "I guess you really didn't like Akari."

        "And honestly, I'm surprised you and Akane got married.
Looks like youre parents got what they wanted after all."

        Soun and Genma looked up from the corner where they were
playing their game. Soun began to quietly cry as Genma-panda
lifted up a sign that read *This is NOT quite what we expected*

         Akane-kun glanced across the table at Ukyou-kun, and both
realized that though they said they'd do anything for the one they
loved, they never thought that would mean  giving up their womanhood.


Author's Notes:
My way of dealing with the Lesbianism that seems to permeate Ranma fics,

the ones where Ranma gives up his manhood. Nyaahh!!! There you go,
both Ranma and Ryouga are Homosexual.


Oh yeah, this fic has an Omake also:

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   "So, how are y'all going to handle getting an heir?"

   "Oh, we're adopting a child. Pantyhose-chan and Nabiki-kun
have volunteered to be the parents."

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And there you have it.

HGCavalier