"Just your everyday Ohio Trip!" By C.Gifford Lina, Xelloss and Kane are © Hajime Kanzaka Naru, Kitsune, Motoko, Shinobu and Su are © Ken Akamatsu Akagi is © his owner Ryoko is © Pioneer Vash is © Yashiro Nightow Fam and Ihrie are © Kunihiko Tanaka Ranma is © Rumiko Takahashi Gene, Spike and Faye are © Sunrise Debbie (from the Amanda Show) is © Nickeloadeon Ned is © Matt Groening Deunan is © Masamune Shirow Citra is © Me Scene: Ohio, Deunan's house. Lina Inverse, Ryoko Hakubi, Citra Chance and the Hinata Girls (Naru Narusegawa, Mitsune Konno, Motoko Aoyama, Kaolla Su and Shinobu Maehara) are all sleeping. Then Ranma Saotome got up, wearing nothing but a white tank top and a pair of boxers. He checked the clock on the microwave. Ranma: Hmmm... 7:30am, already? Ranma looked outside, looking at Deunan Knute's idiot neighbor, Ned Flanders playing with Debbie (i.e The Girl's Room). Ranma: Ned, what're you doing? Ned: Me and Debbie are pwaying! Ranma: Praying? Debbie: I like eggs! Ned: We're pwaying in the mud! Ranma: Oh, playing... I see... Debbie: Two words- I like eggs! Ranma: That's three words! Debbie: I like eggs! Ranma: Nevermind... Ranma shuts the back door, as he heads back to the couch to sleep. Xelloss Metallium, Kane Blueriver and Akagi Shinnosuke are sleeping as well. Xelloss is wearing his purple pajamas. Kane's wearing his blue spandex (that he wears under his clothes in the series). And Akagi is sleeping in a white t-shirt and boxers. Kane had to go to the bathroom, all of a sudden, Motoko got up, wearing a black t-shirt and blue shorts with her clean clothes in her arm (white t-shirt, blue jeans and white bust-wrap and panties). She got up and headed to the bathroom. Although, Kane wanted to go first. Kane: Motoko, I gotta go really bad! Motoko: *through bathroom door* Well, I'm taking a shower, so you'll have to wait. Kane: Fine... As Motoko is taking a shower, Kane goes to back to sleep until she's done. Meanwhile, the other Hinata girls are sleeping. Su is wearing a black t-shirt, green shorts and white socks. Shinobu is wearing a white shirt with white socks. Kitsune is wearing a red tank top and red shorts. And Naru is wearing a long pink t-shirt with white socks. Naru got up and grabbed a bowl, and poured some Cap'n Crunch, and some milk. While she is eating her breakfast, Debbie came in. Debbie: I like eggs! Naru: Hello, Debbie... Debbie: I'm Elizabeth! Naru: *sigh* Your name is Debbie... Then, Vash the Stampede came in, with his leg dragging Ned around. Vash is wearing a white t-shirt and pajama pants. Ned: Please bwing back Debbie! Vash: Look, I DON'T have Debbie, now leave me alone!! Vash shook Ned off his leg. Ned: Whaaaaaaaa!!! I WANT DEBBIE!! Naru: SHE'S HERE! *points to Debbie* Debbie: Hi, Earth! Ned: Don't you weave me behind. Debbie: I like eggs! Where's Keitaro? Naru: He's not here. Debbie: Where is he? Vash: You heard her. He's not here, now go away. Vash got out a box of Honey Nut Cheerios, grabbed a bowl, and poured some in. He sat down next to Naru, and eats his breakfast. Just then, Motoko got out of the shower with a towel on her head, wearing a white t-shirt with blue jeans. Motoko: *taps Kane in the shoulder* Okay, Blueriver it's all yours. Kane: Yeah! Thanks, Motoko. Kane rushed in the bathroom, when Naru picked up some clean clothes, you know a yellow shirt, red skirt, white socks, bra and panties. Then Naru knocked on the door, with her clean clothes in her arm. Naru: Who's in there? Kane: *through door* Me. Naru: Hurry up, Kane. I gotta take a shower. Kane: *through door* Allright. *toilet flushes* Kane came out of the bathroom, as Naru came in to take a shower. Su, Shinobu and Kitsune got up. They headed to the kitchen, where Vash is at. They each grabbed a bowl, Su and Kitsune poured some Cap'n Crunch and some milk into their bowls. Just then Lina, Ryoko and Citra came in. Lina is wearing a yellow t-shirt and red shorts. Ryoko is wearing a white tank top and blue shorts. And Citra is wearing a black t-shirt that said "Skillet," blue jeans and white socks. Citra grabbed a bowl, and poured some Cap'n Crunch in it. Then, Kane came in the kitchen, and grabbed a Mountain Dew from the fridge, and drank some of it. Vash: Where's Naru? She was here just a minute ago. Kane: Naru said she was taking a shower. Vash: Oh okay. Kitsune: Hey, Vashie. Whatcha up to? Vash: *mouth full* Got a BIG bag of doughnuts! Shinobu: Vash, don't talk with your mouth full. Vash: *gulps down his doughnut* Sorry... Su: Vash, you're a doughnut hog. Can I have some? Vash: Sure, as long as you don't eat them all. Su: Okay! Su got into Vash's doughnuts. Akagi grabbed a Mountain Dew from the fridge. He sat down at the table right next to Vash and Kane, as got out a box of Fruity Pebbles, and poured some milk in his bowl. Then he sat back down and ate his breakfast. Just then Fam and Ihrie came in. Fam is wearing a yellow tank top, navy blue shorts and white socks. And Ihrie is wearing a blue tank top, red shorts and white socks. Ihrie grabbed a bag of Dorito's and ate some. Fam asked Ihrie if she could have some Dorito's. Fam: Ihrie, can I have some? Ihrie: Sure, Fam. Ihrie handed some dorito's to Fam. Fam: Thanks. Vash: I said some! Not all of them! Geez, Su you eat like a PIG! Su: Can't help it, I love food! Just then, Naru came out of the shower, with a towel on her head wearing a yellow t-shirt, red skirt and white socks. She came back in the kitchen. Just then, Deunan Knute woke up, wearing a gray tank top and white shorts. She grabbed a Mountain Dew and drank some of it. Citra: Goooooooooooooood morning, Deunan! Deunan: So, how is everyone this morning? Citra: Great! Deunan: Allrighty then. Kitsune: Well, since Naru is done with her shower, Su and I we'll be taking ours next. Kitsune and Su got up, got their clean clothes, Kitsune has a purple shirt, black pants, red bra and panties and white socks. And Su has a white t-shirt, blue shorts, and white bra and panties. They both have their clothes in their arms. Deunan stopped Su from going in there. Su: What is it, Deunan? Deunan: You're gonna have to wait. Su: Why? Deunan: Because when people take a shower, they have to do it one at a time. However, if you want, you can take your shower in Hiro's private bathroom. He wouldn't mind. Su: Okay! Su gave Deunan a hug, as she goes into Hiro's private bathroom to take her shower. Then, Shinobu came up to Deunan. Shinobu: Excuse me, Deunan, but how long does the hot water come back? Deunan: No more than 30 seconds. I'm taking my shower after yours, or we can take ours at the same time. Shinobu: Like Kitsune and Su? Deunan: *nods her head* Yep. Shinobu: Thanks, Deunan. Meanwhile in the kitchen, Xelloss picked out a bowl, and poured some Lucky Charms in his bowl, and some milk too. He sat next to Kane and Akagi, who are eating their cereal. Vash continued to eat his doughnuts. Vash: No one gets anymore of my doughnuts! Akagi: Take it easy, Vash. It's not the end of the world when someone eats all of your doughnuts. Speaking of that, y'don't mind if I have some? Vash: No. Get your own! Xelloss: Tommorow is Kane's birthday. Akagi: So, what's today's date? Naru: *looking at Deunan's calendar on the side of the fridge* Today is the 29th. Ryoko: You're right, Xelly, it's Kaney's b-day tommorow. Naru: Happy early birthday, Kane. Kane: Thanks, Naru. Then, Gene Starwind entered the kitchen, wearing a black t-shirt with a white star on it, and pajama pants. He grabbed a bowl, and poured some Honey Nut Cheerios in it. He just stood right next to Vash. Vash: Mornin', Gene! Gene: Morning. Xelloss: Kane's b-day is tommorow! Gene: Really? Happy birthday. *laughs out loud* Another day, another b-day with Blueriver! Kane: *slight laugh* Thanks, guys... Then, Kitsune came out of the shower, combing her short light blonde hair wearing a purple shirt, black pants and white socks. Kitsune: I heard it was Kane's b-day tommorow, right? Kane: Yeah. Kitsune: Happy birthday! Debbie came in with an election hammer. Debbie: Hey, Kane. Kane: Go away, Debbie... Debbie: I wanna wish you a happy birthday! Kane: Fine.. Debbie: Happy Hannukah!! Kane: *rolls eyes, then slams fists on the table* What DOES that have to with my birthday?!! Debbie: I like eggs! Just then, Spike Spiegel and Faye Valentine woke up. Spike is wearing a gray tank top and boxers. And Faye is wearing a white tank top and blue shorts. Then they stood right next to Gene. Spike: Hey, Gene. Gene: Good morning, Spike, Faye. Then, Ranma came in the kitchen. He grabbed a box of Lucky Charms, and poured some in the bowl. He sat down next Xelloss and Kane. Fam and Ihrie also sat next to the guys with Mountain Dews in their hands. Then, Ned came in to annoy Deunan by asking her where Debbie's at. Ned: WHERE'S DEBBIE?!!! Deunan: Go home. Ned: I WANT DEBBIE!! WAAAHAAHHHHH!!!!! Lina: She's right here! Lina pointed Ned to Debbie's direction. Debbie: Hi, Earth! Faye: Geek call for the day. Debbie from the Girls' Room. Spike: Could she at least stop saying "I like eggs!" Debbie: NO! I like eggs! Deunan grabbed a broom, and shooshed Debbie and Flanders out of there. Just then, Su just got out of the shower, wearing a white t-shirt and blue shorts, drying herself off with a towel. Then, Shinobu grabbed some clean clothes out of her bag. She grabbed a black shirt, a blue skirt, blue socks, white bra and her white panties with the bear on the front. She headed to the bathroom to take a shower, as Deunan also headed to Hiro's bathroom to take her shower. Meanwhile, Spike is looking for some cereal to eat. Spike: Hey, Deunan? What do you have for breakfast? Ranma: She's in the shower. Spike: That's just great... Faye: Let's see what Deunan has. Lucky Charms, Honey Nut Cheerios, Cap'n Crunch, Fruity Pebbles... Akagi: Right here! Need more! Faye: *sigh* Faye gave the Fruity Pebbles cereal to Akagi, as he pours some in his bowl. Spike: Does she at least have bread and butter, so I can make some toast? Vash: Yeah, I think she has some bread up there somewhere. *noticed Su getting in his doughnuts* Get out of there, Su! Then Motoko came in the kitchen, with a newspaper in her hand. As she started to read the paper, Gene seemed disapointed when she showed up. Gene: Aww man! Motoko: *strikes her sword under Gene's throught* Shut up, weakling. Then Ned showed up again wanting to pee on Motoko's paper that she's reading. Ned: I WANNA SIT DOWN!!!!! Naru: You are sitting down! Ned: I wanna do me business on da paper! Motoko: If you're thinking of urinating on my paper, no way. Wait till I'm done. Ned: NO!!! *grabs her paper, and started peeing on it like a dog* Hahahahahaaaa!!! Motoko: *growls* I'll kill that Flanders! Gene: Does anyone know where Talis is? Citra: He and Tenchi are gone somewhere. Just then, Shinobu got out of the shower, drying herself off. She is wearing a a black shirt, a blue skirt and blue socks. Just then, Ned came in again. Only this time Naru and Motoko were beating up Flanders. And thusly ends this nice Ohio trip. Till next time! THE END. Keitaro Urashima! You have broken your promise to your childhood friend! You recently acted like Chuckie!