"Noisy Nerds"
 By C.Gifford

Scene: Church.
Keitaro Urashima and Keita Aono are
sitting with each other, obviously playing
on the floor.

Keitaro: Hi, Keita.

Keita: Hi, Keitaro.

Keitaro: Let's play on the floor!

Keita: Otay.

Keitaro and Keita play on the floor all right,
only with noisy toys, such as toy cars, wind
up toys and candy wrappers from the trash.

Church is ready to start and everybody stands;
except Keita and Keitaro, who are playing on the floor.

On the pulpit were from left to right; Akito Tenkawa
on the drums, Xelloss Metallium on the bass guitar,
Kane Blueriver and Ranma Saotome on their guitars,
and the singers; Jinto Lin, Naru Narusegawa also on
the guitar, Citry Chance also on the keyboard, and
many many singers like Van Fanel, Rachael Moore,
Conan Edogawa with a tambourine, Kaede Kurenai,
Hinoki Sai, Fam, Ihrie, Kagome Higurashi and the rest
of the Hinata Girls (including Mutsumi Otohime and
Sarah McDougall).

1 hour has passed. After the singing was done,
Yanagi Shou got up and testified. As he testified,
Kaede and Hinoki were keeping an eye on Keita,
who is playing on the floor with Keitaro.

Kaede: Keita, Keita! Shhh!

Keita: You shhh!

Keitaro sits on the floor scribbling around
his tablet until his paper rips. Then Motoko
Aoyama sat back down after her trip to the
bathroom. She looks at the nerds with a
vicious look on her face.

Motoko: Keitaro stop making all that
noise now!

Keitaro: Shut up, Motoko.

Motoko: *gets out her sword*
You better apologize.

Keitaro+Keita: *screaming loudly*

Haruka Urashima, who is sitting in front
of the nerds, slapped Keitaro in the butt.

Haruka: Be quiet, Keitaro.

Keitaro: Shut up, Aunt Haruka!

Haruka violently grabs Keitaro's hand,
and took him in the bathroom for a
spanking. Kaede grabs Keita.

Kaede: When Shou gets done testifying,
he's going to wear you out.

Keita: I wanna play with Keitaro!!!

Hinoki: *holds Keita's mouth shut* Shut up!

Meanwhile, Conan and his friends,
Amy, George and Mitch sat down on
a pew, and watched the service. Until
Kaolla Su came by, and played on the
floor.

George: Conan, who is this black
girl playing on the floor!?

Conan: That's just Kaolla Su.
She wants to sit with us, don't
you, Su?

Kaolla: Yeah! I want to sit with Conan!

Conan: Okay, but you have to be quiet,
Yanagi Shou is testifying.

After Rachael comes out of the bathroom,
Haruka drags Keitaro to the bathroom for
discipline, you know a good talking to and
a spanking. Kane arrives next to the bathroom,
with his legs crossed waiting to go. He knocks
on the door.

Kane: Whoever is in there, hurry up!

Haruka: *through door* I'll be out in a minute,
Kane. Keitaro is getting disciplined right now.

Kane: Okay then.

3 Minutes Later...

Haruka comes out with Keitaro, who is
crying loudly. As Keitaro cries loudly,
Haruka slaps him in the butt to keep
him quiet. Kane goes to the bathroom.

When Keitaro stopped crying, Keitaro
goes to where Keita is sitting.

Keita: Hi, Keitaro. Let's play loudly!

Keitaro: Otay!

Then they crawl to one pew at a time.
Yakumo Fuji and Pai are sitting down
quietly, until the two nerds crawled
by their pew.

Yakumo: *snaps finger* Keitaro, Keita,
get up! Now!

Keitaro: No!

Yakumo: You know what? I will tell
Naru and Yanagi if you're NOT up
by the time I get to three. One...
two... two and a half... you better
get up NOW. Three. I'm telling.

Yakumo got up, and told Naru about
Keitaro playing under the pew.

Naru: Hey, Yakumo. What's the catch?

Yakumo: Keitaro is playing under the pew.
In fact, he and Keita were crawling under
the pews.

Naru: Keitaro is going to get it. Thanks,
Yakumo.

When Yanagi got done testifying, Yakumo came
up to him, and told him that Keita is playing
under the pew.

Yakumo: Hey, Shou.

Yanagi: *catches breath* Hey.

Yakumo: Keita is playing under the pew.
As a matter of fact, he and Keitaro were
crawling under the pews. Now Keita is
intimidated by you, right?

Yanagi: Yeah. I'll get him. Thank you.

Yanagi gets up, and grabs Keita by the
hand, and took him to the Nursery, as
Naru grabs Keitaro, and took him in the
bathroom.

5 Minutes Later...

Yanagi and Naru disciplined Keita and Keitaro,
and went back into the sanctuary.

Naru: Hey, Yanagi great message earlier.

Yanagi: Thanks. Isn't Keitaro intimidated
by you.

Naru: Half the time he's listens to me,
or Motoko. But he is intimidated by
Mutsumi.

Mutsumi: Naru over here.

Naru: Hey, Mutsumi. What's up?

Mutsumi: I'm keeping an eye on Su,
Sarah, Conan and their friends for you
and Rachael.

Yanagi: That's awfully generous of you, Mutsumi.
Where's Rachael at?

Mutsumi: She is singing a song right now. So,
she asked me to keep an eye on the kids.

Naru: Would you keep and eye on Keita and Keitaro
for me?

Mutsumi: Sure thing, Naru.

As Mutsumi listened to Rachel's beautiful
singing, Keita and Keitaro play on the floor
with Su.

Keita: Hi, Soup!

Su: You know what Sarah and I are done
playing on the floor.

Sarah: Yeah, you guys cramp our style.

Keita: BABIES!

Mutsumi taps Keita, and tells him to
be quiet.

Mutsumi: Keita, you need to be quiet.

Keita: You need to shut up, bung-hole!

Keitaro: Eat Quizno's Suuuuubbb!!!

Keita: PAPA JOHN'S!!!

Mutsumi: Whatever you said Keita, was
very rude. I'm telling Naru.

The crowd claps their hands for Rachael's
performance. Mutsumi sits with Rachael
for a brief moment.

Mutsumi: Rachel, Keita called me a "bung-hole."

Rachel: Keita, it's not nice to call people
a "bung-hole."

Michael Lee is sitting alone on the pew,
until Su and Sarah invaded his pew to play
on the floor.

Su: Hey, Michael.

Sarah: Since Keitaro and Keita keep
bugging us, can we sit with you?

Michael: Yeah you can. As long as
you're quiet.

Su: Thanks, Mikey!

Meanwhile, Yanagi drags Keita,
once again to the Nursery, after
Mutsumi told Yanagi that Keita
called her a "bung-hole." Keitaro
invades Sarah and Su's private
playing.

Keitaro: Hi, Soup! Hi, Terra!

Su: Shhh!

Sarah: Shut up, Keitaro!

Keitaro: Since Keita's in there with
Yanagi, can I play?

Sarah: What do you think, Su?

Su: Um... No. *smiles*

Sarah: Yeah, you heard her,
now go away.

Naru stops by Michael's seat,
wondering where Keitaro is at.

Naru: Do you know where Keitaro
is at, Michael?

Michael: He's sitting by Su and Sarah.

Naru: Thanks. C'mere, Keitaro!

Keitaro: NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Su: Bye bye, Keitaro.

Sarah: Good riddance.

10 MINUTES LATER...

After their third spanking for the night,
Keitaro and Keita sit on the floor, tearing up
paper, and playing with paper wads. Shinobu
Maehara and Mamimi sat next one another.
Keita and Keitaro crawled through the pews
again...

Keitaro: Hello baby!

Mamimi: Guys, you might want
to stop crawling under the pews...

Keitaro: Shut up, butt-munch!

Mamimi: *gets a mean look on her face*
You better get up now!

Keita: I’m tearin’ up paper!

Shinobu: Yes, but you need to be quiet.

Keitaro: Why? Why? Why! Why! Why! WHY!

Shinobu: Because it's a church house.

Keitaro thought up an idea.

Keitaro: Let’s get those stuffed animals out of Nursery.

Keita: Otay! *smiles stupidly*

It is now Altar call, and the musicians are back on their
instruments. The Anime honcho, Lina Inverse gets out
the anointing oil, and saves a new comer, Hibiki Tokai,
and Ryoko Hakubi is helping Lina.

Meanwhile, on the pulpit; Akito, Xelloss, Kane, Ranma
and Citry got on their instruments, as Van grabs a mike
and started singing.

While Citry and boys played music, Keita is jumping from
one pew to another, as if he jumped like a frog.

Keita: Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit! Barney! Toilet! Ribbit!

As Keita kept jumping over the pews one by one,
Conan saw Keita jump.

Conan: Keita, stop jumping over the pews!

George: Yeah! Those pews cost $100!

Mitch: More like $100,000,000.

George: This is NOT a time to do math, Mitch.

Amy: Keita, stop it! You’re going to tear up the pews!

Keita came up to Conan and his friends, and belched
in their faces.

Keita: You can’t tell Yanagi on me! *smiles proudly*

Mitch: No, but we can tell Naru on you.

Keita: Naru’s playing for people, chumps.

Conan: Keita, we are going to tell on you.

George: And it’s “praying for people.”

Keita ran back over to the pews, where Keitaro
is taking his turn to jump the pews.

George: Now Keitaro’s doing it too!

Su and Sarah came by.

Su: I think we’ll handle this.

Sarah: Keitaro! Get off those pews you jerk-off!

Keitaro: NO!

Su: I’m telling!

Then, just as Jinto got himself a drink; he saw
Keitaro jumping on the pews like a froggie.

Keitaro: Ribbit!

Su: Jinto, Keitaro’s jumping the pews.

Amy: And Keita was doing it also.

Jinto: Thanks kids. *to Keitaro* Keitaro, stop jumping from
those pews like that! You’re going to tear them up!

Keitaro: *sticks his tongue out*

Jinto: I’m telling.

Jinto went up to Naru, and told her about Keitaro.

Naru: Keitaro, stop jumping from those pews!

Keitaro: *screams* Ribbit! *starts sitting down*

Then a new friend for Keita and Keitaro came by after
his anointing. Let’s say his name is Bart Garsus.

Bart: Hi, I’m Bart. Let’s play.

Keita: Otay! Papa John’s!

Bart: Wanna the get the stuffed animals?

Keitaro: Hey! That’s what I was pondering about!

Bart and the nerds grabbed the stuffed animals
out of the Nursery, and bopped each other with
them,

Then in front of the jerks, was Parfet Balbair telling
them to be quiet.

Parfet: Shhh! You guys need to be quiet.

Keita: Bite me you toaster strudel!

After that remark, Parfet gets infuriated
by telling Duero.

Parfet: Duero.

Duero: Hmm?

Parfet: Bart’s friend called me a “toaster strudel.”

Duero: Who is this friend?

Parfet: I’ll show you.

Parfet points at Keita.

Parfet: That’s him! That’s the one who called
a toaster strudel.

Duero: You need to learn some manners. As
for you Bart, you need to sit down.

Bart: I don’t wanna.

Duero: Now.

Bart throws a tantrum fit, thus Gasconge grabs
Bart by the hand, and takes him to the bathroom
for a spanking.

In the back pews, was the crew from Vandread.
Hibiki, Dita Liebely, Barnette Orangello, Belvadere,
Jura Basil Elden, Meia Gisborn, Paiway Underberg,
who is drawing and playing on the floor, Ezra and her
baby, Kahlua (in which stupid old Pyoro calls it “Pyoro
2”), Pyoro, BC, Celtic (who is wearing a bear costume),
Magno and Amarone. Dita grabs a few stuffed animals for
Yurika Misumaru, who is sitting with Ruri Hoshino.

Ruri: Baka...

Meanwhile, Gasconge is keeping an eye on Bart,
which means he can't play with the nerds anymore.
Speaking of nerds, they are still in the back pew
bopping each other with the stuffed animals.

Keitaro: You can't get me, Keita!

Keita: *laughs idiotically*

Meanwhile, Citry saw the nerds play with the stuffed
animals. She went to Yanagi and Naru, and told them
about the stuffed animals.

Citry: Those nerds are playing with the stuffed animals.

Yanagi: Thank you, Citry. I’ll tan Keita’s rear end.

Naru: Thanks, Citry. I’ll wear out Keitaro.

The nerds frolic with the stuffed animals, until
Yanagi and Naru took away the stuffed animals,
and spanked them once again.

Just as Altar call was finished, Akito gets up off
the drums and stretched. He is stretching real hard,
that you could see his boxer shorts, only his waistband
is showing. He sits with Yurika, who is playing with Dita.

Akito: Yurika, tell your friend to be quiet.

Yurika: Okay. Dita, shhh! Akito's here.

Dita: Huh? So is Mr. Alien back there.
*points to Hibiki*

Yurika: Yep.

Then, church was over. Keita, Keitaro
and Bart play on the ramp, until Duero
and Hibiki told Bart to get off the ramp.

Hibiki: Bart, get your butt in the car!

Bart: *panting* Which car?

Duero: My car and you know that.

Bart: No.

Duero grabs Bart, and spanked him
with a sprout, otherwise known as a
narrow stick, a switch.

Meanwhile, Keita and Keitaro got on the ramp,
which Su, Sarah, Paiway and Conan’s friends wanted
to run around on.

Su: They’re always hogging the ramp.

Paiway: *with her frog puppet* Ramp hogs, ribbit! 

Su: You’re so annoying, Paiway. I like you.

George: Yeah me too.

Mitch: Let’s play on the ramp.

Sarah: We can’t you morons, those stupid
nerds are hogging it.

Su: Naru!

Conan saw what was going on.

Conan: What’s going on?

George: Keita and Keitaro are hogging the ramp!

Conan: I’ll tell Ryoko, she’ll put a stop to the hogging,
so that way those nerds will share the ramp.

Then, within a minute, Conan told Ryoko about
the nerds. Ryoko and Kitsune Konno are drinking
an alcoholic beverage.

Kitsune: Hey, isn’t that Conan?
What’s up Conan?

Conan: Not much, Kitsune. Hey, Ryoko.

Ryoko: *sips her alcohol* Sup, little man?

Conan: Keita and Keitaro are hogging the ramp.

Ryoko: Allrighty then. *teleports to the ramp*
Get off the ramp!

Keita: No!

Keitaro: It’s our ramp!

Ryoko: No, Keitaro it’s the church’s ramp.
Naru!

Naru came up to the ramp.

Naru: Keitaro, share that ramp!

Kaede: You too, Keita.

Suddenly, the nerds throw a huge tantrum fit.

Naru: Stop it, Keitaro! Hey Ryoko,
where can I find a sprout?

Ryoko: Nearby the grass.

Naru: Thanks.

Naru grabs a sprout, and switches Keitaro
with it, in other words spanking him. Kaede
gave Yanagi a sprout, and did the same thing
to Keita.

Ryoko: You guys are free to play on the ramp.

Kitsune: Have fun!

Su: Thanks, Ryoko. *gives Ryoko a big hug*

Ryoko: Hey no problem.

Su, Sarah, Paiway, and Conan’s friends ran through
the ramp, and Pyoro joins them.

Pyoro: Wait! Pyoro wants to play!

Su: Let’s go, Pyoro! *grabs Pyoro and hugs him to death*

Kaede: Shou, do you want me to put Keita in the car,
or you? Or Asami?

Yanagi: *sighs* Since Asami isn't here, I'll do the job.
*looks at Keita* Keita, get in the car now, or you'll be
walking to Morehead!

Keita: EGGS!!!!

Keita gets in the car.

In the end, Keitaro got his butt in the car and left also.
The anime group had a nice church service.

THE END.