"Sleepover III"
 By C.Gifford

Author's Notice: This fan fic is sort of based on an episode
of one of Fox's newest hits, "Quintuplets" in the
Sixth Quint. I am just putting some ideas based on
this episode. Thank you.

The Narrator tells us a narrative story of the
Sleepover... A long time ago... The words
scroll down like the credits from Star Wars.

Narrator: A Long time ago, in 1998, Lina Inverse and the gang decided to
have a sleepover... Then, the girls didn't do much. A Dentist named
Kathrine Lewis appeared to meet the Slayers. But, Xelloss and the
guys were playing too rough and rowdy. As Zel was working on the
computer... However, the girls decided to have dinner, and the boys
happened to show up by coincidence, and having what the girls were
having. Thus, they ended up fighting, so, in the end, Lina got on
the phone and called for a pizza. But, this Sleepover seems to be
different, some of the members who went to this party 6 years ago.
However, they seem to leave. Then, another sleepover happened in 2001,
the girls watch movies as the boys frolic with their pillow fights
and maybe their boxer shorts. Although, Gourry wanted to watch cartoons;
and that was SpongeBob. As the girls and guys slumbered, Shary and Ray
intrudes their party by opening a can of butt-farts. Then the Chasers
fell asleep at 3:00am that night. And now, here is chapter three of
Chasers Sleepover..............

Scene: Keita's Room.
Keita Aona is playing with a piece paper, which
he sat on fire with a lit candle. Keita screamed
bloody murder when he burned that piece of
paper.

Keita: Ahh! The fire's being mean to me!

Hinoki Sai enters Keita's room.

Hinoki: No, Kei-chan; the fire is burning
up the paper, it's not being mean to you.
That's how fire is, Kei-chan.

Keita: Oh...

Hinoki: If you keep that up, you'll set
the house on fire. You're lucky Yanagi
isn't here, otherwise he would wear you
out.

Keita: Asami! Asami! I learned something today!

Miyako Asami titled her head a bit to look at Keita.

Asami: What did you learn today?

Keita: Did you know that fire burns paper.

Asami: Keita, I know that fire burns paper.

Keita: *cries*

Then, Yanagi Shou and Kaede Kurenai came
in the scene.

Asami: Yanagi, Kaede, you're back.
What's the scoop?

Kaede: Since Lina Inverse is going out of town,
I though the girls and I are ought to have a slumber
tonight at the Anime Chaser Head Quarters.

Yanagi: To make sure Keita doesn't know,
we'll keep our voices down. *whispers* The
guys and I are having our special guy night
tonight at Anime Chaser HQ.

Kaede: *whispers* You mean the same night
we're having the slumber party?

Yanagi: *whispers* Well, you ladies can be alone
in the living room, and us men will be in the other
room doing guy stuff.

Keita: HI!!!!

Yanagi: Keita, what do you want! Haven't
you bugged me enough for today!

Keita: Fire burns...

Yanagi: *sigh* I know fire burns paper.

Keita: Can I go to the slumber potty!

Hinoki: No, Kei-chan.

Keita: *cries loudly*

Kaede: Tell you what though, Shou can
baby-sit...

Yanagi: Forget it, Kaede. All Keita
ever does is ruin our fun.

Kaede: Aw come on, Shou; Keita
just wants to go.

Yanagi: He CANNOT go!

Keita: *cries*

Yanagi: *sighs angrily* Fine. You can
go, Keita. But don't go around acting
like a 2-year-old.

Keita: I'm going to invite my bestest
friend, Keitaro Urashima.

Scene: ACMC.
Lina Inverse is leaving for the night for her job.

Lina: Listen up, Chasers. I am going out and do my
job. So, if you're throwing a party; remember no boys!

Citry: We heard ya the first time.

Ryoko: See ya.

Lina goes out the door.

Ryoko: By the end of tonight, I'll end up having three sisters.

Citry: Really?

Ryoko: Yes. Hey, Asami! Want to join the party?

Asami: Oh, I see... while I'm at it, I'll bleach my hair,
and be all sexy and stuff. Being sexy and pretty is pretty
much supermodel...

Ryoko: *sigh* Let's get it on.

Scene: ACMC, Hibiki's room.
Hibiki Tokai goes into his bathroom, and
changes his clothes. Meanwhile, all of the guys
are there; Xelloss Metallium, Yakumo Fuji, Daisuke Aurora,
Ranma Saotome, Vash the Stampede, and Kane Blueriver are
all there in this little room, because the girls confiscated the living
room. Kane heard a knock on the door, and it was Yanagi, along
with stupid old Keita and Keitaro.

Daisuke: Who invited the rugrats?

Yanagi: *sigh* I was keeping a secret, I guess
Keita must’ve overheard us, and threw a tantrum
fit about going to the party.

Ranma: Well, that’s how bratty nerds are, act
like immature babies.

Keita: I got Rugrats on DVD!

Yanagi: He brought his Rugrats movies.

Vash: Let me see those movies.

Vash takes a look at Keita’s Rugrat movies.

Vash: The Rugrats Movie? Rugrats in Paris: The Movie?
Rugrats Go Wild? Decade in Diapers? I’m sorry, Keita;
we’re not watching this crappy cartoon.

Just then, Hibiki came out of the bathroom,
without his shirt, which he puts on after he
got out.

Kane: Hey Hibiki, what's with the camouflage?

Hibiki: Well, what if there are several girls in their
undies.

Daisuke: Dude, Ryoko's tough, she can shove
you in the vegetable crisper.

Hibiki: As long as the nerds aren't here, I'm okay.

Kane: Well, you know Keita and Keitaro, they're
blabber mouths.

Keita: Tommy Pickles has a crib!

Hibiki: Keita, whatever you said; didn’t have nothing
to do with my plan!

Hibiki goes into the air vent from his room to the living
room, and into the outside window, so he take a picture.

In the living room, there are several girls in the room.
Ryoko, Citry, Fam, Ihrie, Kaede, Hinoki, Dita Liebely,
Naru Narusegawa, Mutsumi Otohime, Rachael Moore,
Pai, Mika Seido, Momiji Fujimiya, Mamimi, and the Magic Knights
frolic around with a normal pillow fight in their underwear,
which means all of the girls are wearing white panties,
except Ryoko, Kaede, Fam, and Ihrie. Ryoko is wearing blue panties,
Fam is wearing gray panties with the kitties on them, Kaede is wearing
red nylon panties, and Ihrie is wearing heart boxer shorts. Hibiki gets a
snap shot of Ryoko from the window. When Hibiki finally got the shot,
Dita waves to him. Then, Hibiki slips out.

Dita: Hi, Mr. Alien!

Scene: Hibiki’s Room.
Hibiki came back with the shot.

Hibiki: Check it out. I got a naked picture of Ryoko.

Yakumo: Whoo! Nice man.

Kane: Wait a minute, Hibiki? How do you know
it's Ryoko? Her head’s not in the picture.

Hibiki: I know, I know it’s Ryoko, because she has pink slippers.

Daisuke: Oh really? Looks she'll eventually open a can
whoop-tooshie to your face.

Hibiki: Not if she finds out!

Keitaro: I are telling!

Daisuke: No you won’t, butt-munch.

Then, Ryoko barges in about the perverted situation
about Hibiki outside from the window.

Ryoko: Hey you peeping Tom Thumb! I saw the letter
outside the living room window!

Hibiki: I have never been more offended.
*he looks at Ryoko’s feet* Oh my God, pink slippers.

Ryoko: Listen up, little man! If you ever come near our party again,
or you’ll be spending the night in the vegetable crisper!

Ryoko left the room.

Hibiki: Holy crap, this is a nightmare.

Ranma: Dude, relax you don’t even fit in
the vegetable crisper anymore.

Hibiki: Thanks, Ranma now I’m not worried…

Scene: Hallway.
Hibiki goes back into the air vent.

Kane: Okay, Hibiki your mission is clear.
Ryoko is the girl in the photo, find her birthmark.
All you have to do is get a glimpse of Ryoko’s
thigh, see if she has it.

Hibiki: How about I look at all of the girls.

Vash: You sure? Dita might take a while,
because she’s one heckuva wild cat.

Hibiki: Shut up, Vash.

Kane: Godspeed, Hibiki Tokai.

Hibiki goes into the vent.

Meanwhile, the girls get ready to watch movies
on DVD, and yes they’re still in their underwear.
Suddenly, someone knocks on the door.
Ryoko gets up, and it is Akito Tenkawa, Jinto
Lin, Yurika Misumaru, and Abhriel Lafiel.

Ryoko: Hey guys, glad you can make it.
As for Jinto and Akito, I’m afraid you guys
are going upstairs in Hibiki’s room with the
other guys.

Jinto: Okay then.

Akito: We’ll see you later.

Yurika: Bye Akito.

Lafiel: Have fun, Jinto.

Ryoko: Who wants to watch a movie?

All the ladies raised their hands.

Ryoko: Okay then, what do you girls want to watch?
I’ve got “Where the Heart is,” “The Princess Bride,”
and “The Little Mermaid.”

Citry: How about the Princess Bride.

Fam: Umm… Little Mermaid sounds fine.

Citry: That movie is crap.

Rachael: The Little Mermaid isn’t stupid.

Momiji: That’s a good movie, but Kusanagi
hated it.

Dita: Why? I loved that movie, not a favorite.

Momiji: He thought it was too girly.

Ihrie: Let’s watch Princess Bride, it’s
a good movie anyway.

Dita: I want to watch an alien movie!

Citry: You don’t know any alien movies.

Dita: Fire in the Sky! It’s got aliens!
Or Alien!

Rachael: She’ll be sleeping tonight.

Yurika: Yeah, let’s watch an alien movie!

Ryoko: We don’t have alien movies, Dita.

Voice: *off-screen* Let’s watch Rugrats!

Ryoko: Rugrats?!

The girls look at Keitaro, wearing his light
blue boxer shorts.

Keitaro: I likes Chuckie.

Naru: *growls* Keitaro, why are you down here!

Keitaro: Me and Keita wants to watch Rugrats.

Mutsumi: You want to watch Rugrats, can he Naru?

Naru: No, we’re not watching a baby’s show.

Keitaro: I likes Chuckie! I hate Keitaro!

Citry: You are Keitaro, you idiot…

Naru: Get out of here! *punches Keitaro, and
sends him flying, then lands back into Hibiki’s
room*

Citry: *points and laughs at Keitaro* Ha-HA!

Ryoko: Any movies at all?

Mika: Where the Heart is.

Mamimi: If I were you, I’d choose “Where the Heart is.”

Citry: What about the Princess Bride?

Naru: Well, we might watch that next.

Kaede: I would agree with them about
watching “Where the Heart is.”

Pai: Where the Heart is a good movie.

Citry: Pai, do you even know what it’s about?

Pai: No.

Citry: It’s about a 17-year-old getting pregnant
at Wal-Mart.

Hikaru: Is that what the movie is about?

Citry: Yeah.

Umi: Well, we can agree with Mika and Mamimi.
We’ll watch that first.

Fuu: What about Princess Bride?

Citry: We’re going to watch it next.
Wish we could watch it first though…

Keita comes downstairs, wearing his
white T-shirt and boxers.

Keita: I’m Elizabeth!

Hinoki: *gets annoyed* Your name is Keita…

Keita: I know, if my name was Elizabeth, it
would be Elizabeth.

Ryoko: Go away, Keita.

Keita: *singing* Papa John’s! I hate
Keita!

Hinoki: *gets annoyed* You ARE Keita.

Citry: *laughs* First Urashima, now Aona.

Mika: That must mean they hate themselves.

Ihrie: They’re idiots, they don’t take the time
to listen.

Keita: *sings* Hollywood! Hollywood! Papa John’s
makes movies for you all! Just call Papa! Who’s
your papa? Papa John’s!

Hinoki grabbed Keita’s hand, and
took back upstairs.

Scene: Hibiki’s Room.
The boys (now in their boxer shorts, without shirts)
play a poker game. Just then, Hinoki came in. She
only came in to bring Keita back in the room.

Daisuke: Hey! No girls allowed, can’t you read?

Yanagi: Hinoki, why are you in here?

Hinoki: I’m here to bring Kei-chan back.

Yanagi: Thank you.

Kane: Was he annoying you guys downstairs?

Hinoki: You know he was annoying us.

Keita: *singing* Hollywood! Hollywood! *pulls
down boxers to moon at Hinoki* I are being
funny!

Xelloss: No, Keita; you’re annoying.

Kane: Allow me to put in an insinuating way, Xelly…
Keita, you’re not being funny; you’re being stupid.

Keita: *pulls up boxers* I’m Hollywood! What’s
that mean?

Daisuke: It means you’re acting like an imbecile.

Keitaro: I’m old Pebbly poo poo!

Yakumo: Keitaro, you’re annoying.

Keitaro: *does arm farts and hums “Hold on! I’m Comin’*

Yakumo: Go the heck away, at least go to the bathroom.

Xelloss: Yeah, you and Keita go away and leave us alone.

Keitaro: Otay. C’mon Keita!

Keita: Otay!

Kane: Don’t drink from the toilet!

Akito: *sigh* They’re not going to listen.

Kane: I know what you mean, Tenkawa.

Jinto: So, what’s the next game we’re going to play?

Daisuke: GO Fish.

Jinto: But there’s so many of us here, it’s not even funny.

Akito: Jinto, I wouldn’t worry; we’ll alternate.
Where’s Hibiki at?

Yanagi: If the nerds wouldn’t overhear us,
I’ll whisper it to your ear.

Akito: Okay.

Yanagi: *whispers* He’s in the air vents at
the moment, but he wants to make sure that
Ryoko is the one with the birth mark.

Akito: Oh…

Scene: Living Room.
As the girls watch “Where the Heart is,”
another knocked occurred, only this time
it is Spike Spiegel, Gene Starwind, and
Faye Valentine.

Ryoko: Did you guys come for the party?

Gene: Actually, Spike and I have a drinking
party at Moe’s, so we’re just dropping Faye
off until the morning.

Spike: As long as we’re sober. Be good, Faye.

The boys leave.

Faye: *sigh* You know I will…

Ryoko: Have some popcorn, and enjoy
the movie.

3½ hours have passed, and the girls ordered
a pizza, one for them, and one for the boys.
Then the girls fell fast asleep, as Hibiki checks
Every female at the party for the quest of a
birthmark.

Scene: Hibiki’s Room.
The boys (including the nerds) fall asleep.
A knock on the door occurred, Kane is only
half-asleep, and it was Hibiki.

Hibiki: Guess what?? Ryoko’s got a birthmark!
Ryoko’s got a birthmark!

Kane: Congratulations, Hibiki.

Hibiki: I might go blind but, I'm not going to hell!

And so the Slumber party ended at 8:00am that
morning. 

THE END.

Lina, Xelloss and Kane © Hajime Kazaka
Fam and Ihrie are © Kunihiko Tanaka
Yakumo , Pai and Momiji © Yuzo Takada
Hibiki and Dita © Takeshi Mori
Daisuke and Mika © Kazuki Akane
Hikaru, Umi and Fuu © CLAMP
Rachael © Gosho Aoyama
Yanagi, Kaede, Asami, Hinoki and Keita © Sunrise
Gene © Takehiko Itoh
Spike and Faye © Hajime Yatate
Ryoko © Masaki Kajishima
Akito and Yurika © Kia Asamiya
Vash © Yasuhiro Nightow
Naru, Keitaro and Mutsumi © Ken Akamatsu
Jinto and Lafiel © Keisuke Watabe
Mamimi © Kazuya Tsurumaki
Ranma is © Rumiko Takahashi
Citry © C.Gifford