You think you want to get to know me? Seriously? Well then welcome to my delusional rantings. A view into my crazed brain and buzzing thoughts. Have fun and beware you may not like what you see.
Q: What screams and bangs it head on the glass?
A: A baby ina microwave.
Fucking Riot and his "You have to wear a suit for the application..." I HATE SUITS!!!
Kick ass rims.
Killer headache or what I'd like to do to pompass asswipes.
Custom jobs i have done.
My favorite knives.
Q: What's the diff between a dick and a paycheck?
A: Women will blow paychecks without hestitation
Fav. types of movies
Q: Did u hear about the dyslexic satanist?
A: He sold his soul to Santa		 My car, 67' Shelby Mustang.
Q: Why don't women like to fish?
A: They have to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Favorite food, pizza and mexican.
Q: What do u call an Amish farmer with his arm stuck halfway up a horse's ass?
A: a mechanic
Favorite music.
Best job i ever had, sitting on my ass as a extra.
Q: When a baby is being born, why do they boil water?
A: So if its born dead they can make soup.
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