“Heheehehehehehe”

 

Fade in – Nice and slow, to Chamelion leaning over the top of a large sized leather office chair.  We’re in the Sommers gym, and he’s in the main offices, catching up on the latest Lex Demise comments.  Looking a little giddy, Chamelion swings the chair around and around, still laughing lightly to himself.

 

“Oh, poor Lexi… nice try with the make up, kiddo… but we all know what’s hidden under that façade. But that’s not too important… you’re the one who has to live with the lie, not I.”

 

Blinking and snickering at his own little rhyme, Chamelion plops down in the chair and swings around, putting his feet up on the desk.

 

“I wondered what was taking you so long to respond to me… now I know, a little gloss, a lot of thought… desperately trying to come up with something to top me… and when that failed, rehashed the first things you said and tried to deliver them in a whole new package.  As I said.. poor lexi.”

 

Crossing his arms, getting comfortable, Chamelion tilts his head a bit, smiling lighting and with ease.

 

“Ever see the movie “Hysteria”?  I love it, great classic parody comedy.  In it, that guy from Mork and Mindy plays a deranged lunatic who goes around the whole movie shouting ‘You’re Doomed!!!!”  Ya sound like him… maybe even look a bit like him… but anyway, in the end, he realized that it was He that was doomed… and that, kiddo, is exactly what you have to accept.”

 

“Living a dream, living IN a dream… not a lot of difference in this case, Lexi.  I mean, face it, if this is a dream I am in… it simply means you’re another one of my fantasies… which immediately suggests I gotta get better fantasies, but aside from that… we control our own dreams, and since this is my dream I’m in.. on Monday, I’ll just dream you lose!”

 

Smirking, Chamelion spreads his hands out.

 

“But let’s say this is reality.  Reality still has me holding this shiny belt… which, I’m sure you’d love to have.. even if you don’t say so now… reality has me as world champion and currently best in this business.  I guess this means, reality or a dream, I’m doing rather well for myself.”

 

Thinking for a moment, Chamelion goes off track for a spell.

 

“Before I go on with you, Lexi… which, by the way; Thunderwolf really seems to hate more then you that pet name… he recently had some shit to say about me too… Listen, thunder puppy, we don’t care about each other, we don’t believe in each other… that’s all fact.  But this belief of yours that you have EVER beaten me is your dream taking shape, not mine… you say I’m bringing up that past what happened two years ago?  Ya know, it doesn’t look good on you to act so hypocritical.  You’re the one that boasts about AOWF 4… ya brought that up to show off that you got a move on the Chamelion.. woohoo, like you’re the first….. I merely set out to remind you that compared to one finishing move.. I literally finished your career in the PWA when I pinned you..1-2-3.  Then again, wasn’t that the same night you also lost to Psycho Sandra in a world title match?  Hmmmm, I don’t blame you for wanting to forget all of that…but just be aware, thunder pup, I have never been afraid of you… hell, I usually begin to yawn before your life story is over each time I see your promos… and that hasn’t changed…you and Lexi have one thing in common….you come running in trying to make a name off someone else’s hard work and success, and like Lexi… you’ll ultimately fail.”

 

Folding his arms back together, Chamelion mocks the camera.

 

“Now, Demise, you’re sitting there, making excuses that Dustin wanted you to wait?  Bullshit… you waited to strike when I was at my weakest cause that’s the only chance you had.  You certainly got a hell of a job done, as you said… beat down an already battle scared man.. what talent… what amazing skills… what sarcasm my voice is dripping.   The good news is Monday you have your chance to show your power to me as I stand across from you at full strength… and oh, as any good competitor knows, you’ll get your licks in… you’ll look good…. And then I’ll take your moment of shining glory and splash mud all over it… show you that Chamelion can play just as dirty as you can.  Hell, I half expect something to go down when the match is over, to further prove to the world that you and your allies need to have me less then 100% before you have a chance in hell against me?  What will it be this time?  Added members? Sneak attacks?  Who knows, who cares… like I’ve said, it becomes cliché….but then again, I’ve done it myself… so just bring it on, ok?  I’ll be disappointed if you don’t.”

 

Kicking his feet off the desk, Chamelion leans forward, putting the palm of his hands on the desk in front of him.

 

“Lexi, perhaps you should put a dam on your mouth, for the excuses just continue to flood over.  Wasted away in the LWF?  Perhaps the Charms just discovered what I knew all along about you? Seven years, and what do you have to show for it.. your first moment in the HiC, and it’s a lazy run down after a world title match… now you get to face the HiC World champion and get your ass handed back to you.  Not a marked improvement, I dare say kiddo.”

 

With the palms firmly on the desk, Chamelion pushes himself up to his feet.  He leans forward, his smile continues to mock Demise from the other side of the camera.

 

“Jealous or not, Demise, you aimed your sights against me not because of me, but because of where I am… you have seven years in the business, I have four… you have accolades, so do I.  You have a girlfriend, I have a wife… hmm, many parallels to consider… and then there’s this…. I’m HiC World champion, and you, you’re leftover charm shit, flushed down the toilet, through the sewers and regurgitated here as some second rate challenge to me.  Ya don’t have to be jealous if you don’t want to be… but I swear to you, I don’t have anything to prove.. cause I already did.  You, on the other hand, have to show the world that you can beat me… on Monday, in that ring without any help… “

 

Turning towards the door, Chamelion looks over his shoulder one last time.

 

“We can both play the word games about the other being jealous, being in denial and being past their prime… it’s what this is all about.. but in a couple of days, one of us is going to put an exclamation mark on those words, and the other is going to have to eat them.  I suggest you don’t eat anything for lunch, kiddo, cause you’re gonna be quite full when the night is over…..GOT IT?”

 

With a final wink, Chamelion exits the office, slamming the door… or, his exclamation mark on this promo.

 

End