Chamelion stands in view with a dictionary in hand. He has it opened to a page and we see that page displayed behind him, blown up so we can read what he reads.  He thumbs the page as his finger guides over the words.

Noun. 1: cockiness - offensive assertiveness

bumptiousness, forwardness, pushiness

assertiveness, self-assertiveness - aggressive self-assurance; given to makking bold assertions

 

Also see: Rob Torborg

 

The last is written in ink, and Chamelion turns the pages to find a sheet of paper, obviously added and on it reads.

 

Noun. 1: Rob Torborg.

 

Also see: Escape Artist.

 

Rolling his eyes, Chamelion follows it back to the E section and finds the definition.  He can’t help but smile as he reads.

 

Noun. 1. Escape artist

 

A performer who entertains by escaping from confinement.

 

Closing the book, Chamelion coughs once.

 

Interesting what cockiness leads too, isn’t it? Rob Torborg has proven time and time again that when things get too tough for him, he will escape the confines of the ring and run away, tail tucked between his legs. While it’s obvious he can not do this in the Elimination Chamber, I don’t doubt he will find some way to avoid the calamity that is coming his way. 

 

In truth, while Torby presents a powerful visage concerning his recent work, he’s missing a very important element; talent.  Too many times he’s been positioned into battle, only to walk away as it got too hot for him. Hell, even against the ladies of this federation he bails.  So it surprises me that you, Rob Torborg, would consider yourself at the top of the food chain when all I think of you is scum at the bottom of the fish tank.  You said that the likes of Marticus came on our heels, from the world we created?  Perhaps he is the new blood where as we are the veterans of the business, but I present to you one further fact you failed to mention.  I am in the prime of my life, and holding the BWF World Title is proof of that and you? Well, kiddo, you’re the old bull, ready to put to pasture, unlike the virile young studs of the BWF, you only have so much energy to give, where people like me take every challenge that comes barreling my way. 

 

It amazes me you call your promos the ‘Book of Theories’ when they look to be nothing more then cliff notes, bare bones of a deeper sense that you just can’t grasp. Hell, both your little books seemed to be nothing but the same argument, presented in different words, and not anything so advanced.  I also know you to be a man to take short cuts, because you have in fact, a limited mind.  I caught what you did, Torby, when you filmed two entirely different promos using the same beginning, one here in the BWF and the other over in the GLWA.  You were out at a café, eating a hamburger and scarfing down fries, when this chick walks up and you begin to chat.  Of course, here in the BWF you went on about your next match but over there you gloated about going into Wrestlebowl.  By the way, how did that turn out for ya? Hmmm?

 

Now you understand why I am the Devious one, eh? I pay attention a lot more to my opponents then even they realize, and when I can make a dent in their careers, I do so.

 

A bug metaphor, Torby? Is that what you think, that you can squash any of us like that?  I don’t know, I would think we’re more like lions, leaders of the Pride of the BWF and if you plan to hunt us down, it’s going to take more then a squeeze of your hand.  Is the ‘Real Deal’ honestly ready for what’s  to come, cause I think the rest of us will beg to differ on your personal views.  Evolution has it’s aberrations, mutations that don’t fit into the norm, and that may very well be where you stand, kiddo.  Here, at the top of the game, you stand a fluke among the true champions, having won in a contest no one expected, after a long, LONG list of failures.  Santana Pike may be right about one thing, some of us here are ass kissers. She just was looking the wrong way when she said it.

 

Heh, Icehouse may be a bit cocky, but at least he knows this is going to be the fight of his life.  Eliminator isn’t so much cocky as he just feels he has no choice, the rest? Well, they are who they are, but you? Damn, you are just full of it, aren’t you?  ‘Real Deal’, ‘Man of Steel’?  Do you think having so many monikers is going to make a difference?  Hell, I could sound off the same declarations about being the top wrestler in the game today, and my history would be proof of that. But ya see, Kiddo, I’m not the King of Kings, I’m not even the best there is, the best there was, or the best there ever will be, hell, I’m not even the whole fucking show.  I’m Chamelion, and that’s all that really matters… GOT IT?